I Just Don't Understand What This Blogger Is Talking About
I hate all kinds of music. Food is gross. Rumer Willis has a pretty face. These are things that I've never heard anyone say. And then there's this. Honestly, what is your reaction to this. I'm speechless.
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Well that was a deep subject this morning. I loved your comment. And I too am speechless and think the guy needs to seek counseling.
Have a Happy Thanksgiving!!
- Jennifer
If it was April, I'd think the guy was joking with us.
And then I re-read it, and I sat and stared at the computer and then muttered to myself as I clicked back to here "some guys get all the luck...and head."
I have no point of reference to this guy...
She looks like Norman Bate's mother.
I'm with Slop - I don't care for blowjobs either.
See, out of the 100,000,000 hummers I've ever received (2008 est.) (also a slight exaggeration), there hasn't been a single one that has felt all that great. I put a ban on that mode of pleasure years ago.
Also, Rumer Willis is pretty hot...for a man. For two reasonably attractive Hollywood celebrities, their offspring sure turned out to be horribly like them BOTH.
Food is never overrated though. Unless it's Japanese food, which I also think is also pretty gross most of the time.
Maybe he was getting a BJ from Rumer and that's really what turned him off.
Rumer needs a bra, stat.
And maybe a paper bag. Just sayin'.
she looks like bruce with ugly tits...
I found most bj suck because they are not done the way you want or the person doing it ain't all that crazy about doing it.
And most women don't want or follow directions when given.
I love a good bj. The rest, I could live without.
yeah, that dude must have just switched from dudes sucking his dick or something. I have had a fair share of bad bj's, but also a good deal of great ones. If the girl loves giving them, I say let her do it and appreciate the fact that not all women love to do it.
since that was my first visit to his blog, it seemed inappropriate to ask what he thought about giving oral sex.
come to think about it...it's kinda inappropriate here too.
Let me re-phrase that:
My motto: you need to give to receive. I give, I like giving, I enjoy giving a lovely gift. I'm a giver.
If that guy follows the same motto as me, though, I feel very, very sorry for the women in his life.
W Marie - please rephrase again. I don't get it.
How funny - I just finished commenting on Poobomber's 50 Random Facts post about how he doesn't care for BJs. My friends husband told her that as well, I thought she just sucked at them... maybe not?
haha, sucked at them.
Yeah, I know a few guys who don't like them. With one of them, it's a control thing, but for most, I thinks it's because they've never had a good one.
I felt the same about receiving oral until some guy really knew what he was doing and that was effing incredible.
And, for the record, those who'd never had a good one, never had one from me. I'm just saying...
"I felt the same about receiving oral until some guy really knew what he was doing and that was effing incredible."
Exactly, Red.
AND most men don't want or follow directions when given.
You know, some women take pride in their BJing ability. Some go so far as to purposely break their gag reflex in order to provide their man with a better BJ experience.
Like it or not, you have to appreciate the effort the woman gives. Or guy gives. Who says the BJ has got to come from a woman?
All I can think is that the post was supposed to be ironic.
Blowjobs involve my two favorite activities in the world. Getting sex, and laying around.
What the f*ck is that guys problem?
Gay....nuff said.
I believe he's telling the truth but can't believe there are men out there who don't like them. I'm with Whiskeymarie: I give, I like giving and I give a lovely gift. Or so I've been told. The giver has to be into it for the gift to be great.
If a guy can't figure out how to make a woman happy by her signals, then he's oh.... never mind.
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Imagine growing up with a hot mom and thinking you're gonna look like that one day. And then you end up looking like your Dad in a dress. (sniffle). That poor girl. Rumer Willis has it even worse than Christy Brinkly and Billy Joel's daughter!
As for the BJ-hater, who knows? Tomato/tom-ah-to, right?
Guys who don't like bj's don't know what they're missing, because they're obviously not playing with a willing participant. Lack of enthusiasm can ruin many a good time.
I'm blushing and picturing all of you people doing things that I don't want to picture.
Make the bad man stop.
Blushing. Yup. me. Right now.
First off, thanks for making me throw up in my mouth with Ms Rumer there. Good Lord she is so manly.
And the BJ guy....I have never heard of such a thing. Maybe if he would stop using the blowup doll as the giver, he would get off.
peace
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Somebody really needs to buy Rumer a cup.
I'm sorry, what? He's a what? He's a SHE?
Oh. A bra then.
Rumer Willis looks like a weird-boobed vagabond. Demi obviously hasn't had much of an influence on her underwear choices.
As for Sloppy McNohead - dude obviously has some issues. The soap thing might really be one of them. Or his girls really don't know what they're doing...
It can't be the girls. Because it would have to be most ALL the girls. Somewhere along the line odds are he should have hit someone with some skill and vigor.
THE
BOY
JUST
AIN'T
WIRED
RIGHT.
And all you gals who like givin' and gettin' are nasty and filthy.
And that's why I luv's ya.
WOW-I'm speechless..
I totally believe the guy. And one of the reasons is that a superior BJ never begins, like the one he described did, with a polite request of "Would you like a BJ?" It's about the attitude more than the actual physical sensation. She has to want to jump on that. You can tell who loves doing it and who doesn't, same as women can tell with guys. And if they don't love it, it just isn't going to be good.
He has adhd, needs glasses, and drank way too much coffee today. He needs to lay off the speed????
gotta go- hubs wants a bj.........
Let's all just focus on what's important here... and that's taking Gwen's "I'm with Whiskeymarie: I give, I like giving" comment out of context.
Happy Thanksgiving D!
May you and your Family have a Super Supper!!
God Bless!!!!
Love,
J
Yeah, that's just fucking crazy talk.
I'm gonna go tell me woman to gobble, gobble right now! (OK, "tell" might be a little strong. "Beg" is probably a better term for it)
McGone - Trust me, my friend, that tidbit has been added to the "spank bank"
;-)
TMI about you bro, considering the fact that Mrs. Zibbs is a saint I thought you were still a virgin.
His post was a total joke, right? I've NEVER met a guy who didn't like bj's. Well, I did date one guy but he didn't like bj's from girls, only boys.
he needs a good bj to get over it
The Slopmaster is not gay. The guy writes almost completely about his sexcapades and sex in general. I think this post is more about his vulnerability than anything else. Slop gets plenty of tail from what I assume to be beautiful women-and he writes about it regularly.Is he gay-I say no way. The Slopmaster is an aquired taste.
I'm still trying to get my head around... errrr... still trying to understand why the Slopmaster doesn't like BJs.
Who's post I read in braille after I was blinded by Ms. Potatoheads pic.
He must be gay.
Not gay, probably just getting so much he's jaded and "unappreciative"
God I loath him. ;-)
Whatever,I want to marry that guy!
I think the Sloppy one probably needs a gay man to give him a bj. Men know what men want...he might enjoy it.
Ok I solved that one. My work here is done.
Maybe he's not feeling well. All the time. About Rumer-yes she looks like this weird amalgam of Bruce and Demi. That gene pool doesn't quite work out!
crap, I guess there really is something wrong with me. I mean, how can the great Dr Zibbs be wrong. Anyway; thanks for the link, even if it was to insult my lack of taste
ps; i like girls, so no male bj offers please
Thanks for sharing. It's proof that money doesn't ALWAYS breed beauty. Sometimes it's a beast.
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