Sea Isle City and People That Don't Have Friends.
Unlike a lot of you that spend all of their time online because they don't have friends in real life I have lots of friends.
In fact, I'll be spending the weekend with about 13 of my longest running friends down in Sea Isle City New Jersey.
Of the 13, eight of them were in my house at Senior Week. That's pretty good. Everyone's done pretty well too. Some of the careers of the lads include:
- lawyer
- commercial banker
- Something to do with the Internet and data bases.
- 8 grade Science teacher
- Something to do with working with the United Nations but we think he's really a CIA agent.
- Helicopter pilot for customs.
- Sales Rep
- DEA agent.
- Stay at Home Dad
- Mime
OK the last one I made up but...
So do any of you have old friends that you still see?
And more importantly, which one of these guys do you think I'm going to fart on first? My bet is on the Science Teacher.
31 comments:
Don't fart on the CIA agent. You don't need that kind of trouble.
Most of my closest friends are people I've known since high school if not earlier. The group has expanded as people have gotten married, but the core is all people I have know for over twenty years.
Senior Week? I think I would rather bet on who breaks their hip first after a few drinks.
Yak,
How can you say you have an impressive list of friends without a Scandalous Housewife among them? Really, now...
nice way to start a post:
"unlike a lot of you that spend all their time online because they don't have friends in real life I have lots of friends"
geez, haha
anyway yeah, i bet it's the science teacher too
Oh, I can't wait, my word ver. is lapsynat, which is exactly what I think you should do to the CIA guy.
I still see all my high school friends. Having a weekend with them is like jumping into the fountian of youth again.
Just don't get caught smokin dope out behind the middle school. The DEA agent is probably holding some chronic shit.
I have clusters of friends from my different walks of life, old high school friends, gym rat friends, and friends I have met through Skyler.
Samsmama - so did you delete your comment because you realized I was being sarcastic?
Hmmm???
And oh yeah, I probably be broadcasting live messages via my Snapvine recorder so don't forget to click play this weekend.
I'd like to be a fly on the wall with that group
stay at home dad should be first! it will be nothign new to him!
Former Fat - Yeah he's on my hit list too...
You should def fart on the CIA agent and see if you can get away with it. If you can, that means you should be a CIA agent too!
You have friends?
Um, lawyer. Hello! Duh.
(And have fun!)
I've known my friend Callista since we were about 10 years old. If you'd told me back then that I'd grow up to be Mary Poppins and she'd grow up to marry a Storm Trooper, I would have said, "OH MY GAAAAAAWD, THAT'S LIKE SOOOOOOO TOTALLY AWESOME!!!!" And it is.
Must.
Fart.
On.
Lawyer.
First.
I've known 80% of my friends for 30 (or more) years.
And if you have lots of RL friends, why are you always here, on Twitter, on Facebook, etc???
Still best friends with two of my high school buddies. We've been friends a LONG LONG LONG LONG okay 29 years. I bought a house less than 3 blocks away from one of them.
Man O Man would I love to talk to the DEA agent. How interesting is THAT!!!
Have a super Father's Day Weekend!
- Jennifer
I honestly, and truly have a friend that is a mime. She is out and proud about this. I, on the other hand, would still be closeted if I went to mime school.
I think it's a trick question. Maybe you're the science teacher, and you're going to fart on yourself...hmmm?
Cameron, I think that HE IS the Stay at Home Dad...
That would explain why he's always writing posts, twitting, FBooking...
...or he is out (of mind) spending the weekend with Mickey Mouse, Superman, Captain Nemo...etc...
;D
all my friends are losers
My oldest and dearest friend and I know each other for 17 years now (I'm gettin really old !!) and his occupation = gay but not brüno gay. He's VERY popular with the ladies too ..could be he's using this gay-thing as a trick, just to attract the girlies; well, it works for him !
(now I know why he's starting that B&B in 2010 !)
I was friends with this guy from the age of 5. I'm almost 40 now. Last year he got married and his wife doesn't like me so we don't hang out any more.
hey Zibsy, have a great weekend with your high school chums!
and FYI-I took your advice-Top Ten it is.
Thanks!
All my friends are in the picture box on my desk...
Fart on them all ... if they're true friends, they'll understand
wv is booty ... which reminds me, one of my friends is a pole dancer
That shirt encapsulates my years at the shore more than anything could. Well, except maybe a shirt modeled after a football jersey that says "WILDWOOD" and then an 87 for the number.
Just one. Two of my best "friends" from High School were backstabbing bitches. As for the rest...a few in jail, homeless, "born again" and a cop. I hung out with some real go getters...
I still see my old High School (and even some of them I've known since Elementary school) friends now and again. Our jobs aren't as fun
Oh and fart on the lawyer for sure
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