Saturday, October 24, 2009

The Whitest Thing Ever. Lawrence Welk and Mickey Mouse Mambo.

I wonder if on the Lawrence Welk show, they ever said,

"Cut! CUT!...You people are way to rock and roll, you're way too negro and you're way too straight! I need this dance to be Lawrence Welky, white and GAY!..NOW HIT IT!...

..and then this was the result. Ladies and gentleman, I give you the Mickey Mouse Mambo.

15 comments:

Dr Zibbs said...

Hahaha. And look at the 6th person to introduce themselves. Charlie.

Who the hell let Grandpa in this sketch?

Chemgeek said...

Someone spent 8 years at Julliard for that. Probably Cissy. What the hell kind of name is Cissy.

SkylersDad said...

I think Cissy wound up in porn films.

Dr Zibbs said...

I think you're onto something. There's no such name as Cissy.

Caffeine Court said...

Holy f-in shit!!!!

Pop and Ice said...

GAH! My grandmother used to make me watch Lawrence Welk with her. I had to even visit the RESTAURANT in California when I visited her as a 12 year old. Talk about child abuse...

The Jules said...

I've never been so turned on!

diane said...

Why is it that white people are missing the dance gene? Mickey Mouse is a black guy, how could he let them do this?

Dr Zibbs said...

Pop and Ice - my grandmom used to watch it all the time too. She thought it was great wholesome entertainment. Then when the Sonny and Cher Show came on she would be outraged, saying that Cher was practically naked.

Waltsense.com said...

I can't stop watching that dude and seeing Will Ferrall doing those dances. Awesome stuff. Shows how far hip-hop has jazzed things up from old school white entertainment.

Who names their kid Cissy?

Dr Zibbs said...

Waltsense.com - what do you mean? This is hip-hop..

*looks again*

..Oh. nevermind.

Anonymous said...

I now support the death penalty.

Anonymous said...

Scatching my head and wondering how you find this shit. Enjoyed it so much that I'm going to copy it to my facebook page and spread the joy. Thanks for the laugh.

Dr Zibbs said...

Anonymous - you're welcome.

And you too Anonymous.

Dr Zibbs said...

Hahahaha- I'm sorry but I just watched this again and I think it's the gayest fucking video I've ever seen in my life.

That is all.