Scotch Plains NJ Here I Come. Some Dude Named Steve. Crotch Pains.
So in about a half hour my wife and I are driving up to Scotch Plains New Jersey to visit our friends Steve and Debbie. You might know Steve by his "trying to be clever" name of CrotchPains. He's left comments on TBY. (See what he did there? Scotch Plains became Crotch Pains? ...With the rhyme and all? ..
Do YOU live near the exotic town of Scotch Plains New Jersey? How are you going to celebrate my visit to the region? Are you going to line the streets with banners and flags? If you do, I am so throwing gum and hard candy out to you. Pretend it's a parade.
It should be a good time. Always a great time with the two of them. We'll probably start drinking right away. Then, tomorrow when I get home, I have our neighborhood beer exchange/Eagles game.
I better go hydrate myself.
And if you follow me in Twitter at @DrZibbs, read my twitter feed and pretend YOU'RE on the trip. Come on, lets go!
17 comments:
It's gonna be crazy.
I'm gonna follow your ass.
And
my word ver is: ferver.
Awesome.
mmmmmmmmmmm, scotch.
Scotch, scotch, scotch. Scotchy scotch, scotch. I love scotch.
Chemgeek~ better than crotch crotch crotch, I'd say.
or wait.
Is it?
Rhyme? what rhyme? My crotch hurts....geez. Jerk.
Just for the record. We tried to postpone this visit for as long as possible, but our friend and creator of TBY wore us down. We were out of excuses for why he couldn't come, so now he's coming to Scotch Plains. Well, gotta go, I have to go set up the bed in the shed for him. His wife's allowed to sleep in the house, but he's not!
Suitcases? I imagined you traveled with steamer trunks like in "Joe vs. The Volcano".
And Mrs. Crotchpains, do you have both a pool and a pond?
I grew up in Elizabeth. Some of us who grew up there but live elsewhere now have a little joke. Elizabeth's a great place to be FROM. Emphasis on the "from," get it?
Scotch Plains is a different story altogether. Have fun.
Lots of kidding around here about them not wanting you, they must be good friends. :)
Go Eagles.
Mrs Crotchpains - I forgot to tell you - I left you a little DNA present on your sheets so you might want to pick up some Shout (industrial strength) when you're at the market.
I think they make an ointment for crotchpains, you know. Or some sort of salve. Or linament? I forget.
I had crotchpains, I got married, they went away. That's all I can say.
A linament? Do they still make linaments?
Have a great time in New Jersey. I hear it's kickass exciting and some of the natives might speak some English. I'd follow your twitter if I could figure the damn thing out.
The natives. I wish there were natives. Sleeping on a pile of stick and leaves would have been more comfortable than the bed I had to sleep on.
I drive through Scotch Plains on my way home from work sometimes. I wish I'd read this earlier I would've alerted the townspeople and serfs of your supreme visitation.
Thanks for the effort Jay. Well..the thought.
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