Confession Of Something I Did In High School. Insulation.
I've got a quick confession. In 11th grade* the "joke" in gym class was to hide shoes so when the bell when off you'd be late for class.
So when somebody did it to me I got pissed.
So the next gym day, I broke into the locker of the dude that did it and rubber fiber glass insulation that I got from my attic in the crotch region of his pants. So we're standing in line for the bell to ring and I see him itching his pants. Then itching a bit more. Face getting all nervous. Then he ran over to his locker.
The bell rings.
I see him later in the hall and he was wearing gym shorts.
Lesson: Don't fuck with me because I will get **revengey on your ass.
*Sorry if I posted this before. I was too lazy to look it up.
** I hereby claim the word "revengey".
17 comments:
I'll be right back. I need to get a pen so I can write this down.
imma scared now.
Spelling Bee Stacey approves of the new word "revengey".
*jots down* Don't mess with Zibbsy.
DANG!!! Yep, not messing with you, either!!
I wish I'd thought of this back in the day... I suppose it's not too late to use it.
I KNEW that would teach people from messing with me.
*struts away*
Good one! and to think we used to just steal their homework.
Sheer evil...I hope he was able to have children after that. You'd better check.
Remind me never to let you near the crotch of my pants.
Ooh, niiiiice one.
In my high school the big revengey move was to ambush someone, pin 'em down, and smear Nair all over their head in the hopes that they'd be bald the next day. Thus, I never messed with ANYONE. Period.
Peggy, he didn't have kids. He killed himself later in the...naaaaa ..just kidding.
Not sure why A and B needed a reminder.
Ziibbs, what happened after that?
Did he 'Raise the ante'? or did he just shrug his shoulders and cower in your presence?
T-Ro - He never knew it was me.
I SO wish I had thought of that when kids picked on me. I would be a different person today for sure.
And I'm pretty sure revengey is a word.
Mary - if you get picked on again let me know and I'll give you some revengey ideas.
I wish I'd thought of this back in the day... I suppose it's not too late to use it.
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