BREAKING NEWS: I Will Probably Be Meeting Eddie Munster Soon! West Chester.
This is a true story:
Those who read my blog know that I live in West Chester, PA. An affluent Chester County area South of Philadelphia. I mention the town often to shamelessly get visitors to my blog.
Well, if you're a pop culture buff you may have read recently that Butch Patrick aka Eddie Munster is moving to West Chester, PA as seen here.
And here's the kicker. He's moving into....are you ready for this?....into MY SISTER'S NEIGHBORHOOD!!
I'm not going to tell you where exactly the neighborhood is but it's a fact that he's moving there. And no, it's not a trailer park. Not all 60's and 70's TV stars are down and out. Or marry down and out people. These are million dollar homes.
It really doesn't matter. What matters is that me, not you, will probably be meeting Eddie Munster soon. I can't wait to show him my Herman Munster imitation: "Uh...Lilly, Lilly. NO NO NO NO" (as I stomp and pieces of the ceiling fall down).
Jealous much?
And when I do meet him, what should I ask him?
13 comments:
Ask him why West Chester isn't in New Jersey if it's south of Philadelphia.
Bam Margera, and Eddie Munster, what ever happened to Martha Stewart moving here, to far from her parole officer?
Ask him about the Godforsaken heathens over in East Chester. He seems like he would know.
Scope - I WILL do that.
Wow, this will DEFINITELY give cache to the hood! Ask him if he still lives in black & white.
Ask him if he's on Team Jacob or Team Edward. Geddit? Eddie? Vampire? Team Edward? Oh never mind.
Ask him if he wants to make out.
Knock on his door all friendly-neighbor-like and ask him if you can borrow a razor.
Ask him if he ever masturbated on the set and when they were filming did he ever think:
"NO Pop! Don't pull the banister to feed spot under the stairs. I was just humping that thing!"
Ya gotta ask him if he ever saw Marilyn naked. I bet he was all peeping-tom on her peeking into her dressing room.
I'll bet he has. OH, and ask about her nipples, you know... if they were big or small and if they were the same color as her lips.
and ask if he inherited the Dragula or Munster mobile.
Ask him if he likes movies about gladiators.
:)
Verification!!
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100804/ap_on_en_tv/us_munster_match
Sybil Law - for you I will do that.
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