I Accidentally Looked In Somebody's Email In Exton. Is God Mad At Me Now?
It's true. I went on a computer at the library the other day and when it said, "Would you like to restore your last session?" I clicked, "HELL YEAH!"
Then..there it was. A stranger's email. Mine for the picking.
Honestly, I would never look in a friend's email or my kid's because I would feel so bad. But a faceless stranger? Meh. I'll take a sneak peek. *taps fingertips together*
And I kind of hit the mother load. It was some chick's email that she uses for talking to people in some porn group. And the porn group was people that were into choking while having sex. So of course I went to the sent folder and there was an email that said, "I miss talking to you. I wish we were having sex now. How are things with you?"
And it was to another chick! Awwwww yeaaah!
But sadly that was the only good email. There were some pictures of chicks being gagged but that was it. But I did Google the girl's name because I wanted to see what she looked like but couldn't find a picture. Damn it!
So would any of you guys do the same thing? And don't THINK about lying.
13 comments:
Totally. It's worth a quick look, anyway!
Wow, admitting to a felony. Not only hacking, but identity theft. Good thing no one knows who you are?
Maybe you should ask @LarryMendte for advice.
Eric a felony??? Wha??? But I don't want to go to jail!!!
I'm thinking I'd probably be able to resist. We couldn't get Google to let my 13 year old log out of gmail all the way for like, a month. It just kept on coming up with his password already typed in. And despite the fact that it might have been my parental duty to snoop, I managed not to. So...I'm thinking I'd probably be able to do the same at the library. Besides, there's always Dan Savage if one wants to read about porn and choking and stuff.
I would have changed the password and accessed it every day for the rest of the year.
Jill - I listen to that podcast!
The Jules - I was going to send her an email that said, "I had access to your email" or "I'm standing behind you."
I would totally read it. And it would become a blog post for me too. You didn't hack anything, she used a public machine and left it there for the picking!!
i look in my husband's texts/emails.
sadly. it's never as good as I think it will be.
i even did a post on it.
http://misseshall.blogspot.com/2011/09/its-never-as-good-as-you-think-its.html
bummer :(
It's good that the library has computers for people to expand their literary experience.
at least you will have loads of female fans willing to write you when you're imprisoned ! Maybe there's even a shot to a jail wedding ?? #felony
I've never tried the podcast. I just read the column because...I'm not a good listener. :-) I keep getting a little shock of confusion every time I hear them mention Santorum in the news recently. For a second I'm all, "They're using that kind of language on public radio?!?!?!?"
Jill - the podcast is free on Itunes.
Abuse of power! This is how you wield the mighty responsibility of being foursquare mayor of the library!? FOR SHAME!
And, I probably would have joined the choking group just to have a reason to email her and hit on her. :P
- shinyandrea
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