I'm not a fan of car bumper stickers, magnets or stickers. Thoughts:
College - These are OK I guess.
Sports Teams - I can kind of understand these but only use one.
Honor Student - Retarded. Even more retarded are the ones that say, "Blah Blah school honors ALL of their students."
Beach Destination (ie: OC for Ocean City) - These are OK if you actually own a home there or go there almost every weekend.
Cartoons showing how many family members you have - Stupid. What happens if someone dies? Do you take one off? Maybe I should sell halo and wing stickers that can be used in this case.
Political - I really hate these. And if your candidate loses take if off for God's sake.
Magnets saying which breed of do you love - I hate anyone that has one of these. Why do you have to advertise you have a Yorkie?
OK that's about it.
Saturday, December 31, 2011
Sunday, December 25, 2011
Wednesday, December 21, 2011
Have you guys seen the commercial for Max Tall? I like the very first scene where a few guys are going out to lunch and shorty isn't invited. And what happens if you meet some chick and she thinks you're tall then later realizes you're a shrimp? I guess it's just the same as those chicken cutlet boob lifters.
And I would like to wear them for a day so I could walk around being 6'6". A giant man. Towering above the Lilliputians.
Oh, and the second video is pretty good too. I love how they portray the shame of being short. The dude walks up to the hottie in the bar, then stops in his tracks, "Oh she's....she's tall. Let me just...let me just go back and sit down."
And I love the third scene where the dude is at the store and he can't reach the thing on the top shelf so the girl reaches it for him. Look at the expression on his face! HA! And I have a feeling she wouldn't be going out with him even if he was tall. She doesn't look like she's into Mexican dudes. Just a hunch.
Tuesday, December 20, 2011
If you know me you know I love horror movies. And my favorite are Satanic movies. But to tell you the truth I'm usually disappointed in horror movies. I'm always hoping to be super scared then it's like, "Meh."
But when I was seeing a movie with my daughter a few weeks ago the trailer for The Devil Inside came on. And maaaaaaaan it looks creepy and scary!
And not to scare anyone but if you have a heart condition PLEASE don't watch this trailer. I've made sure to get all of your locations and have placed a doctor outside of your houses just in case you start getting all heart attackey but you've been warned.
Monday, December 19, 2011
So here's the weird thing. I have no problem not cleaning my plate. Most of the time I eat a meal I won't finish everything and I have no problem throwing it out. I'll throw out 30 percent of my meal. No problem.
But then certain foods it kills me to throw them away. Pistachios are an example. When I'm eating pistachios and I get to the random ones that I can't open I'll put them to the side and then when I'm done I'll actually get a nut cracker. A FULL SIZED NUTCRACKER and open them and eat them.
I also can't waste beer, wine, ice cream, shrimp and steak among other things.
Anyone else have these issues?
Posted by Dr Zibbs at 7:14 PM
Saturday, December 17, 2011
Friday, December 16, 2011
HAHAHA!!! Check out this Trailer for the 3 Stooges movie by the Farrelly brothers! Coming soon. And my favorite stooge Larry looks hysterical. He's played by that dude from Will and Grace.
I saw the trailer in the theater and totally guffawed over it. What do you think?
Wednesday, December 14, 2011
Mmmm. Look what I had for an early lunch. In that container you got your...
- Gorgonzola stuffed olives.
- Feta stuffed olives.
- Mozzarella cheese
- Cherry pepper poppers (ham was used instead of proscuitto which should be a crime)
So I'm eating it in my car and got kind of pissed because you need something to alternate bites with all the salty/olive oily stuff. I usually get some almonds and a piece of crunchy bread or another type of cheese but didn't.
So then I found myself eating it and getting kind of pissed at myself. Kind of like when you go to a restaurant, meals come and you look at the person next to you and think, "Damn it! I should have gotten THAT!" And the person knows they made the better choice and is all, "This is REALLY good!"
"Oh good. So is this." (Yeah right.)
DAMN IT I SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN SOMETHING ELSE!! *looks for someone to blame*
Tuesday, December 13, 2011
So I'm walking through the Exton Barnes and Noble the other day and this stops me in my tracks:
This is a real book. And it was in the adult science fiction area. This is NOT a kids book. I would love to have hung out all day to see the type of person that sees this book, skims through with interest then purchases it. Can you imagine?
Saturday, December 10, 2011
Uh yeah. So uh...the thing is uh.. Neil Sedaka claims to be straight but this is some of the gayest shit I've ever seen. With the hips and the mom jeans... I mean come on now. Out of the closet with you already.
And this is from The Midnight Special too. How disappointed do you think you would be if you showed up and saw this nonsense?
Wednesday, December 7, 2011
Not saying that all women have to be super feminine but Jesus Christ! Here's the lady I just saw eating a roast beef sandwich:
- Bleach blond hair. 290 pounds.
- Sitting at table with legs spread.
- Chomping on sandwich while talking on phone. Talking LOUDLY. With mouth full. Phone is between shoulder and ear so she can have two hands free to shovel food in mouth.
- Food drips on shirt. She continues to talk and eat but wipes the food into her shirt then pulls sweater over shirt in an attempt to conceal it.
I'm not kidding...she was like Mel from Alice. Come on people. Just...come on. At what point do people just say, "I give up."
Tuesday, December 6, 2011
*Confetti falls from ceiling*
Today is a very important day.... It's the 5th anniversary of my blog! A little blog called THAT BLUE YAK.
1455 posts later and here I stand*. A changed man. It's hard to tell how many laughs have been generated or how many lives have been changed. But Jesus Christ...FIVE YEARS!!!
Please leave your reflections in the comements** area.
*And only 2 posts were stupid!!
** "comments" intentionally spelled wrong to celebrate 5 years of typos.