I Miss Ruining People's Calendars. Damn You Technology! Sphincter Tickling.
- Fart on an old person.
- Stock up on creamed corn. DON'T FORGET COUPONS!
- Fourth of July True Observance (written on a day in November).
- Cure Cancer.
- Finish The Love Boat Musical.
- Narrow list of calendar choices down to at least 75. DON'T WAIT TILL OCTOBER THIS YEAR!!!
- (Written on a Saturday in coworker's calendar) Rent U-haul to FINALLY bring home the motherload of paper clips I've been hiding. Bring chloroform for guards.
- Tickle sphincter with the feather of a peacock (ask Uncle Hank to capture event with charcoal sketch).
I also do this when I see a person's grocery list. Give it a try. Tell me how it goes.
17 comments:
You know if you really think about it tickling your own sphincter with a peacock feather is probably pretty difficult.
Convert and throw out HUGE box of vhs porn.
Bama that sounds like a perfect september fourth entry.
oh, I cannot wait to!
Choleesa - do it! Post pictures.
My dream is to hear someone give a lecture which includes the words: "And before I discuss the social customs of the Hmong, I'd like to thank the anonymous person who wrote the words 'tickle my sphincter with a peacock feather' in yesterday's section of my wall calendar."
If you were in the audience, would you put up your hand and take credit?
Gorilla i would have run.
Goats in Trees?
Ha-larious.
Frick bought an old school calendar of the Peanuts and brought it to college with her. She has it on a cork board in her room and writes in it religiously.
I can't wait to write in "Fart on an old person"
Candy take a picture.
Extraordinarily difficult!
Are you supposed take it off the peacock first?
The jules- haha. Touche'.
Uncle Hank came up BIG with the charcoal sketching of the butt play. He sounds like all my uncles as a kid. They all fought over me. And my butt.
Fun post. I like the goats in the trees because . . . why the heck not have 12 months of goats in some damn trees, right? Fuck it.
Kn i want that calendar too!
Goats climb the Argan tree to eat the fruit. Agile little buggers.
I use a wall calendar religiously, and save my old ones for an alibi, just in case I need one.
I still use calendar that you hang on the wall. I've got TWO of them. Whoa!
Got nobody that effs them up by writing snaughtily funny things in them though.
Diane i saved a bunch of mine years ago and now mad i threw them out.
Annika ill sneak over and write something in them.
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