Flattery will get you everywhere.
Well guess what? I DO have product for sale. And you can get it by following this link.
And note that a portion of the proceeds go to my beer money. But on a serious note, it's not just my job to promote this blog. It's YOURS. The reader. You're getting all of this for free. So I'm encouraging you all to write: "GOOGLE THIS: THAT BLUE YAK" on some dollars bills right now. And remember this post where I wrote that on money and my nephew got it and figured out I had a blog? Man what were the odds of THAT happening??
OK. Now go buy some TBY product! And if you buy something and send me a picture with it I'll write a post about you and how great you and your blog are*. If you don't want your face shown in the picture put a bag over your head or something. Alright? Good.
Enjoy your day.
*Limited to the first 50 people.