Oh how far we've come in 2012.
Friday, November 30, 2012
Oh how far we've come in 2012.
Wednesday, November 28, 2012
Phew. Showing a picture of myself in my last post took a lot out of me. Now back to the usual stuff. In this post I will now tell you about the facial feature that I'm obsessed with in a way. Large nostrils.
Not obsessed in a good way though. They always bothered me. Like if I would see someone that looked cute I might think, "Yeah she's cute but she's got large nostrils." Or "Barrels" as this dude in high school used to call them.
Here are some examples of some prominent nostrils. I like to call them "Strulls" once and a while...
Anyone else I'm missing?
Monday, November 19, 2012
This the first picture I've ever posted of myself on my blog. So you better like it.
Everyone always assumed I never showed myself because I wanted to be mysterious but actually it's because I don't want people I work with, worked with or may work with to see my blog because then I'd feel weird about writing certain things. Those precious gems.
So there you go. Please feel free to leave your nice reactions in the comments area. Hold off on mean comments though because I'm sensitive.
(And if you're going to use the picture for "special purposes" you better save it because I'll probably delete this post in a few day."
Posted by Dr Zibbs at 3:42 PM
Thursday, November 15, 2012
Because I take my first bite and...JESUS CHRIST!!
They were so hot! And I like hot stuff but almost unbearable. Like each bite was torture (but delicious).
And I didn't want to look like a puss so I didn't send them back but with each bite I could feel my face turning red. Then I started sweating so much from my forehead and my eyes that a few people started looking at me. Or maybe I'm just paranoid but I think they were. And I pictured the kitchen people looking through the one way mirror at me saying, "Five dollars he doesn't take another bite....NO! HE'S DOING IT!!!! ...YOU OWE ME FIVE DOLLARS! Look at the baby cry. Take another bite baby. You want your bottle?"
And what percentage of dudes do you think order the ultimate hot stuff because they're just trying to look like a big shot? I'm talking the ultimate ridiculously hot stuff. I say 80 percent.
Tuesday, November 13, 2012
(I wonder what happened next?)
Monday, November 12, 2012
Here are a few notes:
Cloud Atlas - (Tom Hanks movie) Total piece of crap! I hated it.
Sinister (Horror movie with Ethan Hawke) I liked it. Total creepfest. Kind of a horror/thriller really.
Argo - Loved it. And they captured the 70's perfectly. Although don't read what was not true in real life until AFTER you see it.
Flight - Boooooorring. It's really a story about alcoholism. And the crash scene isn't even that good. And you can totally tell they used a smaller plane for the special effects. (NUDITY NOTE: They show full frontal of a hottie including her patch AND lips*. Which I can't remember seeing in an R movie. They showed full frontal in The Master but total hair pie city.)
The Perks of Being A Wallflower - I LOVED this movie! It's the story of a bunch of outcasts in high school in 1991. I love high school movies when they portray high school kids realistically. I think Ezra Miller is going to be a stah! And the delicious Emma Watson can be seen dressed and dancing in the Rocky Horror Susan Sarandon role. Oh yes.
Resident Evil - I didn't really pay for this one I just kind of accidentally walked in. And there were only three people in the theater. It's a science fiction movie based on a video game. And throughout the movie they would do things like, "Securing sector five" then the screen would look like a video game. About 20 minutes in this black dude got up, walked up to the front, looked at the screen and said (to the screen), "Video game BULLSHIT!!" Then walked out.
Skyfall (Bond Movie) - Pretty good but Daniel Craig is more of an action hero and less of a Bond. I'm a Sean Connery man. Clever remarks and he picks up more babes. On an added note I did have to tell some dude to shut off his phone because he was texting. He was thinking of saying something back to me but then couldn't think of anything to say. If he had taken it out again I was going to snatch it out of his hand and say, "You'll get THIS back when the movie is over." Well that was the plan.
Sunday, November 11, 2012
This story will be fascinating as it unfolds because something fishy is going on. I smell a cover up.
And there was also a text from her mentioning sex under the desk. Oh baby. Do tell Ms Broadwell. But talk slowly and in a breathy voice. Petraeus doesn't look like the flirty type though does he? I wonder how it unfolded?
Thoughts? And here's another picture of her in her finest business lady apparel.
Thursday, November 8, 2012
- Fart on an old person.
- Stock up on creamed corn. DON'T FORGET COUPONS!
- Fourth of July True Observance (written on a day in November).
- Cure Cancer.
- Finish The Love Boat Musical.
- Narrow list of calendar choices down to at least 75. DON'T WAIT TILL OCTOBER THIS YEAR!!!
- (Written on a Saturday in coworker's calendar) Rent U-haul to FINALLY bring home the motherload of paper clips I've been hiding. Bring chloroform for guards.
- Tickle sphincter with the feather of a peacock (ask Uncle Hank to capture event with charcoal sketch).
I also do this when I see a person's grocery list. Give it a try. Tell me how it goes.
Wednesday, November 7, 2012
Here are some sitcoms that I wouldn't even spend 5 seconds to stop and make fun if I passed them on the dial. Although a few will never see the light of day so I'm safe.
They're just a few random ones. There are so many more.
Tuesday, November 6, 2012
Monday, November 5, 2012
Man (to nurse): Hello nurse my wife is here to have her baby.
Nurse (doesn't look up from desk): OK name please?
Man: My name? Clint Howard....
Man: That would be Janis Joplin? J.O.P.L.I.N....
*nurse gets up and runs down the hall ala' Cowardly Lion and dives out the window*
Friday, November 2, 2012
Keep up the great work. Lets do lunch!
And on a side note local stations can stop bragging that their weather people are meteorologists. As long as the person can explain the weather clearly (and look good) we don't care if somebody behind the scene is doing all of the work. That is all.
Posted by Dr Zibbs at 2:59 PM
Thursday, November 1, 2012
This is the costume I wore in Kindergarten. Note how it says, "With ventilated mask." Did the early mask have no breathing holes?
And in 1st grade I went as the devil. I remember being embarrassed because the smock portion of the costume showed the devil holding a pitchfork and I remember saying to my mom, "But if the devil has hands and I have hands it means that the devil has four hands! That doesn't make sense!" So I remember holding my candy bag over my chest when I went to doors so people wouldn't see the extra hands.
Posted by Dr Zibbs at 12:13 PM