WARNING: Don't See The Movie Safe Haven. Julianna Hough.
I knew the movie Safe Haven was going to be bad but I saw it anyway (with my daughter). And when I say bad I mean Hallmark Channel bad.
Here are a things about it (SPOILER ALERT)
- Julianna Hough looks great but the acting? She totally exaggerates everything. And we know you have a great smile but it's way too much. She KNOWS she's sexy and that makes it annoying. And I can't get over the fact that she goes out with Ryan Seacrest.
- As mentioned above it's like a Hallmark movie. Super cheesy dialogue. Everything is predictable.
- Major inconsistency in the scene pictured above where she's in orange bikini. She's romping around in it in the water and a minute later she's back to wearing a tank top with bra and shorts. Where and why would she have changed??
- There's a scene after the house is burnt to the ground and the set designer should have been "fired." It looks like someone said, "OK we're filming the house after the fire. We have five minutes to throw a few things in this area! Lets get to work people!"
- OK this is the kicker (and Spoiler Alert): Throughout the movie she is friends with a woman that turns out to be the ghost of Josh Duhamel's wife! ARE YOU KIDDING ME?? This is the worst ending I've ever seen to a movie ever. It's kind of like when you find out Bruce Willis was the ghost in The Sixth Sense but it makes no sense here. Was this movie written by a 7th grader? I'm sure Nicholas Sparks thought he was clever when he came up with this but really? So stupid.
Don't see this movie.
Here are a things about it (SPOILER ALERT)
- Julianna Hough looks great but the acting? She totally exaggerates everything. And we know you have a great smile but it's way too much. She KNOWS she's sexy and that makes it annoying. And I can't get over the fact that she goes out with Ryan Seacrest.
- As mentioned above it's like a Hallmark movie. Super cheesy dialogue. Everything is predictable.
- Major inconsistency in the scene pictured above where she's in orange bikini. She's romping around in it in the water and a minute later she's back to wearing a tank top with bra and shorts. Where and why would she have changed??
- There's a scene after the house is burnt to the ground and the set designer should have been "fired." It looks like someone said, "OK we're filming the house after the fire. We have five minutes to throw a few things in this area! Lets get to work people!"
- OK this is the kicker (and Spoiler Alert): Throughout the movie she is friends with a woman that turns out to be the ghost of Josh Duhamel's wife! ARE YOU KIDDING ME?? This is the worst ending I've ever seen to a movie ever. It's kind of like when you find out Bruce Willis was the ghost in The Sixth Sense but it makes no sense here. Was this movie written by a 7th grader? I'm sure Nicholas Sparks thought he was clever when he came up with this but really? So stupid.
Don't see this movie.
8 comments:
That's a bummer to hear because the movie was filmed right here in South Port, North Cackalacky and brought lots of jobs to the area. Julianne, Josh and even Fergie were spotted all over town and were rumored to be very nice. Thank Gawd Ryan never came to town!!!
JKIRF - And another thing. Josh D didn't even have a hint of a Southern accent!! Other than that his acting was pretty good.
I took a poll at work asking what movie I should go see. All the women voted for this movie. I adamantly refused and we saw Warm Bodies instead.
I think Warm Bodies probably sucked a little less.
Vapid Vixen said she took a pole at WORK, hahahahaha. That little chick is HOT!! Hough that is...and the one above me commenting is also ^^^
Vapid - I hated warm bodies too. Side Effects is in theaters now and is pretty good.
Obama I got all the hot followers.
Never EVER go see a movie women voted for.
Dominica
Good advice Dominica.
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