tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2234266106201179530.post137529864106401398..comments2023-12-31T00:16:36.929-05:00Comments on That Blue Yak: If I Was On Pit Watch, I'd Make A Game Of ItDr Zibbshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11570006777738622727noreply@blogger.comBlogger19125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2234266106201179530.post-21813038052947108592008-09-12T07:36:00.000-04:002008-09-12T07:36:00.000-04:00I can totally understand the torture chamber but w...I can totally understand the torture chamber but wondering if you plan on parading around in dead skin?Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03042060446755347826noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2234266106201179530.post-64271592498400765652008-09-12T01:18:00.000-04:002008-09-12T01:18:00.000-04:00What about the dog-you should have a dog that fall...What about the dog-you should have a dog that falls into the pit and then you can even "tease" the dog too! Great!Micgarhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09246675916964797016noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2234266106201179530.post-81224968035487973682008-09-11T21:20:00.000-04:002008-09-11T21:20:00.000-04:00Would you fuck me?I'd fuck me.[Creepy music playin...Would you fuck me?<BR/>I'd fuck me.<BR/>[Creepy music playing in background while I spin around in veils with my package tucked away]Chrishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14861482393432330011noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2234266106201179530.post-83616715674552112582008-09-11T20:46:00.000-04:002008-09-11T20:46:00.000-04:00Jdizzle - best comment of the day.Jdizzle - best comment of the day.Dr Zibbshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11570006777738622727noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2234266106201179530.post-62178107032423187462008-09-11T19:14:00.000-04:002008-09-11T19:14:00.000-04:00hahahahahaahaha at not only this post but all you ...hahahahahaahaha at not only this post but all you retarded commenters.<BR/><BR/>God bless this blog.Falwlesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10188835254714411124noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2234266106201179530.post-78360461535305881252008-09-11T17:51:00.000-04:002008-09-11T17:51:00.000-04:00So, simply having them in a pit wouldn't be messin...So, simply having them in a pit wouldn't be messing with them? It's only when you start with the talking fried chicken? <BR/>okay... This is how I would mess with them: Paint a ladder on the side of the pit wall... Play "Down in a Hole" by Alice in Chains over and over... Tell stupid jokes like, "Hey did you hear the one about the 3 holes in the ground? Well, well, well"... Put oversized stuff at the top, so they think they are closer to it... Feed them cherries with NO pits (irony)... build up the top of the pit each day so they think they are sinking... yell down, "Can anybody HEAR ME in there" like you are listening for an echo and ignore them when they answer. Enjoy!mikehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17202127476919116848noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2234266106201179530.post-19088930513803764752008-09-11T16:35:00.000-04:002008-09-11T16:35:00.000-04:00Zibbs, you can come over and take a look at mine t...Zibbs, you can come over and take a look at mine to see if it makes sense for your place. I know a great Amish guy that can do it cheap.JDizzlehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16495984208466474849noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2234266106201179530.post-42055606076343900012008-09-11T15:54:00.000-04:002008-09-11T15:54:00.000-04:00Can I be your first kidnappee (sp?)? Cause it can'...Can I be your first kidnappee (sp?)? Cause it can't be any worse than the day to day torture of my job. <BR/><BR/>How sad is that?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2234266106201179530.post-82418510168599965222008-09-11T15:30:00.000-04:002008-09-11T15:30:00.000-04:00Zibbsie - You never fail to weird me out. Congrats...Zibbsie - You never fail to weird me out. Congrats.Redhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17215626415816734165noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2234266106201179530.post-28332656118598448582008-09-11T15:19:00.000-04:002008-09-11T15:19:00.000-04:00Captive's reply: "Chicken again!...third night th...Captive's reply: "Chicken again!...third night this week."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2234266106201179530.post-34140802017445788562008-09-11T15:09:00.000-04:002008-09-11T15:09:00.000-04:00Well, that would just make my captive day even bet...Well, that would just make my captive day even betterÄsK AliCëhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03358359791511637956noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2234266106201179530.post-75763997090712755662008-09-11T14:43:00.000-04:002008-09-11T14:43:00.000-04:00My current captive is really gonna get a kick out ...My current captive is really gonna get a kick out of this one. Thanks for the suggestion!Some Guyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06899082993897012313noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2234266106201179530.post-49465237129853970462008-09-11T14:39:00.000-04:002008-09-11T14:39:00.000-04:00Whiskey Marie - I haven't had one built YET, so ca...Whiskey Marie - I haven't had one built YET, so can't recommend anyone or help with flood issues. As for using a fake chicken, only if you rub it with real chicken so the pit person can smell the delicious lemony, rosemary scent of the fowl. It'll help with the funniness.Dr Zibbshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11570006777738622727noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2234266106201179530.post-73375082043939760902008-09-11T14:35:00.000-04:002008-09-11T14:35:00.000-04:00I'm thinking of installing a sub-basement torture/...I'm thinking of installing a sub-basement torture/serial killer pit much like the one you speak of here. Can you recommend a good contractor for this? And, while we're on topic- does one need to insure such a thing in the event of flooding or other natural disasters? <BR/>Oh, one more thing then I'm done- is it o.k. to use a regular grocery store chicken in this case, or does it need to be free-range?Whiskeymariehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16680444919622976790noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2234266106201179530.post-47510720628030502192008-09-11T14:28:00.000-04:002008-09-11T14:28:00.000-04:00Anonymous - excellent.Anonymous - excellent.Dr Zibbshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11570006777738622727noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2234266106201179530.post-65603821344583879722008-09-11T14:06:00.000-04:002008-09-11T14:06:00.000-04:00Okay, so as well as being a psychopathic kidnapper...Okay, so as well as being a psychopathic kidnapper/murderer, you're also a dick? Not good, man, not good.The Imaginary Reviewerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00525958928789383304noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2234266106201179530.post-14359041146040755512008-09-11T11:46:00.000-04:002008-09-11T11:46:00.000-04:00I like cocoa butter lotion. Thanks.I like cocoa butter lotion. Thanks.Leonessehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04910799095745831330noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2234266106201179530.post-9140407245800326862008-09-11T11:41:00.000-04:002008-09-11T11:41:00.000-04:00The chicken should have a Foghorn Leghorn voice li...The chicken should have a Foghorn Leghorn voice like:<BR/><BR/>"I say better luck next time I say."Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01777504661301862965noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2234266106201179530.post-26427135392564490812008-09-11T10:38:00.000-04:002008-09-11T10:38:00.000-04:00Okay, this one scares me a little.I'm going to pre...Okay, this one scares me a little.<BR/><BR/>I'm going to pretend you didn't say this and go look for pictures of Santa that I can burn for you.Gwenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09100388190136741782noreply@blogger.com