tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2234266106201179530.post1891702938693597190..comments2023-12-31T00:16:36.929-05:00Comments on That Blue Yak: Unicorn Collectors Probably Are Real Babies. Torture Ideas.Dr Zibbshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11570006777738622727noreply@blogger.comBlogger29125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2234266106201179530.post-49079262322004244082009-08-07T12:45:52.813-04:002009-08-07T12:45:52.813-04:00Steal the whole collection...and leave a ransom no...Steal the whole collection...and leave a ransom note. Then, when they don't comply, start sending them horns in the mail.<br /><br />Is kidnapping a unicorn collection a federal offense?Nejhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00982042722943000994noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2234266106201179530.post-2613044665920617992009-07-10T20:07:05.885-04:002009-07-10T20:07:05.885-04:00I dunno, Zibbs. When I was a kid one of my best fr...I dunno, Zibbs. When I was a kid one of my best friends was a unicorn collector and she was a complete badass. She used to beat the crap out of her big brother almost daily! He'd be curled in a ball on the floor crying his eyes out as she pummeled him. Of course, he was a computer geek. So there you go.Corahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02640568359378959501noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2234266106201179530.post-59009554947614173512009-07-10T11:35:34.751-04:002009-07-10T11:35:34.751-04:00Pop and Ice - How can you be sure I'm not your...Pop and Ice - How can you be sure I'm not your kids' teacher? <br /><br />Hmmm?Dr Zibbshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11570006777738622727noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2234266106201179530.post-44005484283720553432009-07-10T07:15:24.514-04:002009-07-10T07:15:24.514-04:00Use the broken horns as toothpicks.Use the broken horns as toothpicks.Tamarahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13875207633073348136noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2234266106201179530.post-61012126336730823102009-07-10T00:37:52.239-04:002009-07-10T00:37:52.239-04:00You are seriously scary. I'm glad my kids don...You are <i>seriously</i> scary. I'm glad my kids don't know you. Like they need encouragement.Pop and Icehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09293232401852452071noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2234266106201179530.post-20905890171686252902009-07-09T23:23:10.707-04:002009-07-09T23:23:10.707-04:00Hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!Hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!sybil lawhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13629349319977383547noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2234266106201179530.post-84467735615607794222009-07-09T22:47:51.524-04:002009-07-09T22:47:51.524-04:00I don't want to know where you come up with th...I don't want to know where you come up with these ideas. I'm afraid I'd have bad dreams.Debbiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17480046958714954128noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2234266106201179530.post-28060875080605274172009-07-09T18:32:42.264-04:002009-07-09T18:32:42.264-04:00Remind them the Unicorns wouldn't get on Noah&...Remind them the Unicorns wouldn't get on Noah's ark, and died horribly...Just ask "The Irish Rovers" who had a hit song about it in the late 60's...buffalodickhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00663035745368682736noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2234266106201179530.post-551401113653584432009-07-09T17:38:31.920-04:002009-07-09T17:38:31.920-04:00And Fancy I'm afraid that if I look at that li...And Fancy I'm afraid that if I look at that link it'll be porn. And you know how fragile my eyes are.Dr Zibbshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11570006777738622727noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2234266106201179530.post-30137171915079458262009-07-09T17:37:49.345-04:002009-07-09T17:37:49.345-04:00Son of A you always come up with a good one.Son of A you always come up with a good one.Dr Zibbshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11570006777738622727noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2234266106201179530.post-13091761935616761802009-07-09T15:23:50.699-04:002009-07-09T15:23:50.699-04:00I think you'd really make them cry by replacin...I think you'd really make them cry by replacing their favorite unicorn with a "penicorn". Check the pics:<br /><br />http://www.newgrounds.com/store/product/penicornFancy Schmancyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12820338705876627799noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2234266106201179530.post-16583760916421278172009-07-09T14:40:16.354-04:002009-07-09T14:40:16.354-04:00Unicorn. Shouldn't they be Unihorns because th...Unicorn. Shouldn't they be Unihorns because they have one horn?<br /><br />With that in mind...shouldn't they be rinos.Son of a Thomashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08149887319793228891noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2234266106201179530.post-14300627888382454312009-07-09T13:19:15.397-04:002009-07-09T13:19:15.397-04:00A little known fact...Michael Jackson had the bigg...A little known fact...Michael Jackson had the biggest collection of unicorns in the Northern Hemisphere.Caffeine Courthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12114563296300136523noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2234266106201179530.post-52771352272005373272009-07-09T11:38:41.655-04:002009-07-09T11:38:41.655-04:00Ookami Snow - you know I just checked and they DID...Ookami Snow - you know I just checked and they DID support the Nazis.Dr Zibbshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11570006777738622727noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2234266106201179530.post-90831485834448902222009-07-09T11:32:41.021-04:002009-07-09T11:32:41.021-04:00Insist that the reason that there aren't any u...Insist that the reason that there aren't any unicorns anymore is because they were eradicated because they would only eat the young of other animals. Their blood lust was unmatched and there are cases of unicorns breaking into orphanages and slaughtering every kid while the slept.<br /><br />Also, they supported the Nazis during World War II.Ookami Snowhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10396649763195640076noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2234266106201179530.post-29261375068394074072009-07-09T11:18:09.437-04:002009-07-09T11:18:09.437-04:00Just show them the Charlie the Unicor videos so th...Just show them the Charlie the Unicor videos so they can see what assholes unicorns really are! Poor Charlie!Former Fat Chickhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08003426076495288197noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2234266106201179530.post-250983561292235482009-07-09T11:00:02.152-04:002009-07-09T11:00:02.152-04:00Hey Zibbs,
Do you think that when you break off th...Hey Zibbs,<br />Do you think that when you break off the Unicorn horn it bleeds rainbow colored blood?Tuesday Taylorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07475567792744675719noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2234266106201179530.post-10847793687740974822009-07-09T10:33:05.221-04:002009-07-09T10:33:05.221-04:00Thanks Susan. It's comments like yours that ke...Thanks Susan. It's comments like yours that keep me blogging.Dr Zibbshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11570006777738622727noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2234266106201179530.post-18621574869237557902009-07-09T10:26:02.753-04:002009-07-09T10:26:02.753-04:00Pose the unicorns in creative, but sexual, poses. ...Pose the unicorns in creative, but sexual, poses. Or just draw huge penises on them.Sorniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13057350597607764166noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2234266106201179530.post-12368800262050566092009-07-09T09:57:32.453-04:002009-07-09T09:57:32.453-04:00You totally get the creativity blogging award for ...You totally get the creativity blogging award for today.<br /><br />Where in gods name do you seriously come up with this shit?<br /><br />Seriously!!???? Susanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04974251468371326729noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2234266106201179530.post-68058364161243142362009-07-09T08:40:31.418-04:002009-07-09T08:40:31.418-04:00You truly are a creative genius.You truly are a creative genius.Amy Johttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10192876795169234755noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2234266106201179530.post-24518145039748150912009-07-09T08:23:08.699-04:002009-07-09T08:23:08.699-04:00The Peach Tart - but they're unicorn people.The Peach Tart - but they're unicorn people.Dr Zibbshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11570006777738622727noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2234266106201179530.post-6487999983372654782009-07-09T08:08:06.675-04:002009-07-09T08:08:06.675-04:00I can't in good conscience condone torture:)I can't in good conscience condone torture:)The Peach Tarthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01587235197620014751noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2234266106201179530.post-28564166714604819112009-07-09T04:24:50.603-04:002009-07-09T04:24:50.603-04:00Drill a hole in one unicorn's side and lie it ...Drill a hole in one unicorn's side and lie it down as if dead, and then paint another nearby unicorn's horn red.<br /><br />Antlers are for fighting, after all.The Juleshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10051844634899994750noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2234266106201179530.post-20126756456917061542009-07-09T01:17:28.317-04:002009-07-09T01:17:28.317-04:00Keep calling them either, "My Little Ponies&q...Keep calling them either, "My Little Ponies" or "Horny Horses". That should make then sad.Scopehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14671603955380819514noreply@blogger.com