tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2234266106201179530.post4601664905780459754..comments2023-12-31T00:16:36.929-05:00Comments on That Blue Yak: Bees. Oh They'll Get Ya! Bee Attack In West Whiteland.Dr Zibbshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11570006777738622727noreply@blogger.comBlogger21125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2234266106201179530.post-25803491107499853602010-06-14T11:36:03.609-04:002010-06-14T11:36:03.609-04:00Caffeine Court - That's a similar message you ...Caffeine Court - That's a similar message you left on my Snapvine recorder last year but you said, "You're a bad boy Zibbs. A very bad boy"Dr Zibbshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11570006777738622727noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2234266106201179530.post-45397825400800360832010-06-14T11:33:18.730-04:002010-06-14T11:33:18.730-04:00I had a bee fly in the window the other day, knock...I had a bee fly in the window the other day, knock itself out along the way, and land somewhere in the car. I did not know what flew in or where it went, other than it landed somewhere around the driver's side. About 2 miles later, while still driving, I thought to look between my legs on the seat. That little fucker was passed out right *there*. Almost wrecked the car in the panic that ensued. Somehow got it on the floor without getting stung and stomped it to death. Bees suck.AbelPetSupplyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06061902311012617358noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2234266106201179530.post-72703041891716361912010-06-14T11:30:48.502-04:002010-06-14T11:30:48.502-04:00ah the kid probably deserved it. Bees know if you...ah the kid probably deserved it. Bees know if you're good or evil.Gage1https://www.blogger.com/profile/10994555332680801646noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2234266106201179530.post-51868352226888323322010-06-13T20:04:28.000-04:002010-06-13T20:04:28.000-04:00Remind me to never let you babysit my kids. You&#...Remind me to never let you babysit my kids. You're a BAD man a VERY bad man!Caffeine Courthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12114563296300136523noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2234266106201179530.post-60270545986904749082010-06-12T15:34:24.439-04:002010-06-12T15:34:24.439-04:00"OH, NO! NOT THE BEES! NOT THE BEES! AAAAAHHH..."OH, NO! NOT THE BEES! NOT THE BEES! AAAAAHHHHH! OH, THEY'RE IN MY EYES! MY EYES! AAAAHHHHH! AAAAAGGHHH!" - The Wicker Man (2006)Verdant Earlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03139591223231428391noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2234266106201179530.post-24231878839505467132010-06-12T01:42:13.688-04:002010-06-12T01:42:13.688-04:00The same thing happened to my sister and our babys...The same thing happened to my sister and our babysitter flipped out and took her own clothes off because she was so worried a bee might be near her. It was pretty funny.ÄsK AliCëhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03358359791511637956noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2234266106201179530.post-29518141303236980952010-06-11T20:27:34.491-04:002010-06-11T20:27:34.491-04:00Song of A - I would have done that for my son too....Song of A - I would have done that for my son too...but for a neighbor kid? F that noise..Dr Zibbshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11570006777738622727noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2234266106201179530.post-41864861443645920342010-06-11T19:34:20.008-04:002010-06-11T19:34:20.008-04:00I saved my oldest from a tree full of bees. I took...I saved my oldest from a tree full of bees. I took the stings and I'm alergic.Son of a Thomashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08149887319793228891noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2234266106201179530.post-49162854862583139172010-06-11T19:17:41.890-04:002010-06-11T19:17:41.890-04:00I would have ignored the screaming in the first pl...I would have ignored the screaming in the first place. Kids are always screamin' about something. Makin' me miss my stories. That will teach 'em to stay off my damn LAWN!<br /><br />Wait, huh, what? I would have blasted him with the garden hose. Bees? No. Not the bees. I would have hosed Kyle down so he shut the fuck up. <br /><br />I'm gonna make a great dad.Scopehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14671603955380819514noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2234266106201179530.post-86550398662522639972010-06-11T17:27:18.377-04:002010-06-11T17:27:18.377-04:00Poor Kyle, clearly not a bee charmer like your goo...Poor Kyle, clearly not a bee charmer like your good self.<br /><br />You should consider writing a self-help book outlining your original, if somewhat deadly, technique.Girl Interruptedhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17657295474281110293noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2234266106201179530.post-30957331565919815142010-06-11T15:49:34.125-04:002010-06-11T15:49:34.125-04:00I'd have stuck my head out the door and yelled...I'd have stuck my head out the door and yelled, "BOO, BEE!" because that's how you scare them.Gwenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09100388190136741782noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2234266106201179530.post-48932107110686434532010-06-11T15:33:03.935-04:002010-06-11T15:33:03.935-04:00I'm pretty sure I may have peed while reading ...I'm pretty sure I may have peed while reading what you would have done!!! HA! I'm afraid I would have been a coward also...and I didn't know all you had to do was take of their clothes???<br /><br />Would someone sue me later!?Shelle-BlokThoughtshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05118555873275829720noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2234266106201179530.post-12483913545112053752010-06-11T15:30:47.063-04:002010-06-11T15:30:47.063-04:00Damn, I wish I had a funny response. Having been ...Damn, I wish I had a funny response. Having been a girl scout counselor, I've learned how to handle these situations calmly.<br />Though don't ask me to remove a tick from a sensitive um, area, with a straight face.The mad woman behind the bloghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15329865928939993983noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2234266106201179530.post-37121760812519606682010-06-11T14:39:16.050-04:002010-06-11T14:39:16.050-04:00@Kristen-awesome!
@Zibbs: THAT WAS FUNNY!! SO EFF...@Kristen-awesome!<br /><br />@Zibbs: THAT WAS FUNNY!! SO EFFING FUNNY!! LAUGHED SO HARD!! <br /><br />just slam the door, draw the shades and everything. pretend you didn't see the other kid!!!<br /><br />rock on!!!Mrs. Hallhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15360433416733092249noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2234266106201179530.post-86354213964690826262010-06-11T14:07:13.842-04:002010-06-11T14:07:13.842-04:00Would 've done the same thing - being stung my...Would 've done the same thing - being stung myself 3 times already - I would 've said something like 'act like a man' and slammed the door in his face !Dominicahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12082865177750034406noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2234266106201179530.post-2527329809911827332010-06-11T14:02:52.845-04:002010-06-11T14:02:52.845-04:00Miss Ymmy Face - Hahaha! The hose! I never thought...Miss Ymmy Face - Hahaha! The hose! I never thought of that.Dr Zibbshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11570006777738622727noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2234266106201179530.post-74996192528714562392010-06-11T13:56:08.475-04:002010-06-11T13:56:08.475-04:00I think I like your way better....
I would have t...I think I like your way better....<br /><br />I would have turned the hose on him.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2234266106201179530.post-32295827030699733592010-06-11T13:21:41.857-04:002010-06-11T13:21:41.857-04:00Kristen - I was going to do just the beard of bees...Kristen - I was going to do just the beard of bees but it's so cliche'Dr Zibbshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11570006777738622727noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2234266106201179530.post-6096769417772227282010-06-11T12:49:26.281-04:002010-06-11T12:49:26.281-04:00I know. I may have been high since I was in my hip...I know. I may have been high since I was in my hippie-pacifist phase at the time. <br /><br />Also, that picture is freaking me the f OUT! so maybe I'm not really tough like a tissue when it comes to bees.Kristenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00125499557380737134noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2234266106201179530.post-1260420903413624662010-06-11T12:06:47.672-04:002010-06-11T12:06:47.672-04:00Kristen - Hold on for a second. Are you trying to ...Kristen - Hold on for a second. Are you trying to tell me a bee's stinger went through the thick, almost steel-like fabric of a tissue? <br /><br />Are you sure you're not making this up?Dr Zibbshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11570006777738622727noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2234266106201179530.post-64238478389022572572010-06-11T12:00:35.906-04:002010-06-11T12:00:35.906-04:00I was stung so many times in childhood I'm rea...I was stung so many times in childhood I'm really not afraid of bees anymore.<br /><br />Once in high school - when I was going through my hippie-pacifist phase - I tried to catch a bee in my room using a tissue. Fucker stung me through the tissue so I beat it to death with a can of hairspray. Hippie-pacifist phase was over.Kristenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00125499557380737134noreply@blogger.com