tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2234266106201179530.post6210389318325005027..comments2023-12-31T00:16:36.929-05:00Comments on That Blue Yak: Falling Into Toilet With Toilet Seat Up And Other Bathroom Accidents.Dr Zibbshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11570006777738622727noreply@blogger.comBlogger38125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2234266106201179530.post-53902171175333844622009-05-14T02:40:00.000-04:002009-05-14T02:40:00.000-04:00yes. twice growing up because of my brothers, onc...yes. twice growing up because of my brothers, once with each one of the exes I lived with.<br /><br />its not fun. nor is it funny.<br /><br />ok, its kinda funny.<br /><br />when its not me.~Ehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09790803480647717864noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2234266106201179530.post-85481120473286377842009-05-13T21:18:00.000-04:002009-05-13T21:18:00.000-04:00I dropped my wallet in my pee once. Not funny.I dropped my wallet in my pee once. Not funny.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2234266106201179530.post-20539713472292060412009-05-13T00:18:00.000-04:002009-05-13T00:18:00.000-04:00This one time I was hallucinating, and my toilet l...This one time I was hallucinating, and my toilet looked exactly like that. I think I'm having a flashback.Laurahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16551259120717710718noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2234266106201179530.post-39121445230424029212009-05-12T21:06:00.000-04:002009-05-12T21:06:00.000-04:00Shawn - given the huge reaction to the toilet, TBY...Shawn - given the huge reaction to the toilet, TBY industries will be ripping it off and selling it.Dr Zibbshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11570006777738622727noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2234266106201179530.post-70405608557769086262009-05-12T21:01:00.000-04:002009-05-12T21:01:00.000-04:00Been there. Done that.
Totally want that toilet....Been there. Done that. <br /><br />Totally want that toilet. Does it come in 'scream with the lid is lifted'?Shawnhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05475426079000387477noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2234266106201179530.post-42251697994652771182009-05-12T20:31:00.000-04:002009-05-12T20:31:00.000-04:00Fancy - that's nasty.Fancy - that's nasty.Dr Zibbshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11570006777738622727noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2234266106201179530.post-87026596889212711212009-05-12T19:54:00.000-04:002009-05-12T19:54:00.000-04:00What's worse than falling into a toilet with the s...What's worse than falling into a toilet with the seat left up? When the bastard didn't bother flushing either! Nothing like having to shower in the middle of the night. And he wonders why I left him...Fancy Schmancyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12820338705876627799noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2234266106201179530.post-7042286025965450042009-05-12T19:52:00.000-04:002009-05-12T19:52:00.000-04:00The elderly gentleman that I take care of puts the...The elderly gentleman that I take care of puts the lid of the toilet down. <br /><br />One night, I had to go bad so rushed in, didn't bother turning on a light before jerking my shorts down and sitting. On the lid.<br /><br />I pissed all over myself. Fail.Phat Mamahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18158383367119551045noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2234266106201179530.post-36029466629097020632009-05-12T18:23:00.000-04:002009-05-12T18:23:00.000-04:00I grew up with 5 brothers, so it happened on a wee...I grew up with 5 brothers, so it happened on a weekly basis.J.J. in L.A.https://www.blogger.com/profile/14394864319127058771noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2234266106201179530.post-8891559460918521542009-05-12T17:33:00.000-04:002009-05-12T17:33:00.000-04:00Of course, I have dunked my trunk! It's funny but ...Of course, I have dunked my trunk! It's funny but not very. How many stories can there be about this. I was drunk/stoned/tired. I woke up/left the party/got ready for bed and walked into the bathroom but because I was inebriated/stoned/it was dark, I didn't see that the seat was left up. I sat my ass down and went further than I was prepared. My ass got wet and I screamed. ha ha ha<br /><br />It's much funnier if you are out in the wilderness camping/hiking/having a bush party and go behind a bush to pee but you pass out/ lose your balance/someone scares you and you fall over while peeing.Jeanniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15320507412459242451noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2234266106201179530.post-66708040033543373652009-05-12T15:51:00.000-04:002009-05-12T15:51:00.000-04:00I have fallen in the tub, but never out of the tub...I have fallen in the tub, but never out of the tub. I have also fallen off a ski chairlift (sober) and received the occasional ass-dunking by sitting on the can without checking first. I should be more careful what I do with my pants down, but maybe when I'm 50 I'll be more mature.Trooper Thornhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09914276373305636583noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2234266106201179530.post-38903932788100929612009-05-12T15:50:00.000-04:002009-05-12T15:50:00.000-04:00Philly - first the farting now this.Philly - first the farting now this.Dr Zibbshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11570006777738622727noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2234266106201179530.post-82822814924603672172009-05-12T15:48:00.000-04:002009-05-12T15:48:00.000-04:00awww lol that funny.
no kids yet, but don't kids ...awww lol that funny.<br /><br />no kids yet, but don't kids use that potty training thing until they get big enough :)Bombchellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06445497517646806902noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2234266106201179530.post-27363780389627431452009-05-12T15:47:00.000-04:002009-05-12T15:47:00.000-04:00#1 has. Motherfuckingmen. How many times have I to...#1 has. Motherfuckingmen. How many times have I told the dumbasses !!!!!!<br />So to get them back, when I have my period, I pee and do not flush. Not a pretty site. That'll teach them !!!<br /><br />#1Phillyhttp://menapausalmama.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2234266106201179530.post-67588212469300783922009-05-12T14:56:00.000-04:002009-05-12T14:56:00.000-04:00No, I'm English, we pride ourselves on maintaining...No, I'm English, we pride ourselves on maintaining perfect bathroom etiquette at all times.<br /><br />Oh, and our poo smells like tea roses<br /><br />Ps: That toilet scares meGirl Interruptedhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17657295474281110293noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2234266106201179530.post-10215712170196129002009-05-12T13:46:00.000-04:002009-05-12T13:46:00.000-04:00No, but my aunt once went to the bathroom in the m...No, but my aunt once went to the bathroom in the middle of the night and in her sleepy-funk she didn't realize the toilet lid was down. She sat on the lid and then peed all over the floor.Corahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02640568359378959501noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2234266106201179530.post-63720764037512196632009-05-12T13:34:00.000-04:002009-05-12T13:34:00.000-04:00I have.
I know right.
Me, falling into the crappe...I have. <br />I know right.<br />Me, falling into the crapper, more than once. <br />Hard to believe...<br /><br />It's not a graceful sight. Plus there is cursing involved. I know right.....me....curse?<br /><br />peace<br />#2sista #2noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2234266106201179530.post-24223712462654644592009-05-12T13:22:00.000-04:002009-05-12T13:22:00.000-04:00Sadly not, but your misfortune brightened my day. ...Sadly not, but your misfortune brightened my day. I did hear of a lady who was on the loo when the toilet seat cracked at the hinges, she slipped down the side and got jammed between the toilet and the shower wall. They had to get the fire crew in to free her!mo.stoneskinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10737422581378328590noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2234266106201179530.post-91827852405515999772009-05-12T13:08:00.000-04:002009-05-12T13:08:00.000-04:00I've never done anything like this, but at a New Y...I've never done anything like this, but at a New Year's Eve party once, somebody was so drunk that they tried to take a crap on a square coffee table with a round lazy susan at one end. I guess to a drunk person it sort of looked like a toilet.words...words...words...https://www.blogger.com/profile/02441563723665841808noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2234266106201179530.post-37705251207507649322009-05-12T13:04:00.001-04:002009-05-12T13:04:00.001-04:00And why am I losing followers?And why am I losing followers?Dr Zibbshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11570006777738622727noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2234266106201179530.post-2176723959536138972009-05-12T13:04:00.000-04:002009-05-12T13:04:00.000-04:00Nightmare fuel. Never heard that one before.Nightmare fuel. Never heard that one before.Dr Zibbshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11570006777738622727noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2234266106201179530.post-80673311647135824162009-05-12T12:52:00.000-04:002009-05-12T12:52:00.000-04:00There's some good old fashioned nightmare fuel... ...There's some good old fashioned nightmare fuel... a toilet you have to floss!Erichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09174000870387556118noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2234266106201179530.post-62470078844723392262009-05-12T12:39:00.000-04:002009-05-12T12:39:00.000-04:00Lilu - please send photos.
I mean...don't send p...Lilu - please send photos. <br /><br />I mean...don't send photos.Dr Zibbshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11570006777738622727noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2234266106201179530.post-91031094141390627082009-05-12T12:16:00.000-04:002009-05-12T12:16:00.000-04:00That's probably the one thing I HAVEN'T done with ...That's probably the one thing I HAVEN'T done with a toilet.<br /><br />I've said too much.rachaelgkinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18002691394373545956noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2234266106201179530.post-3860839756948758042009-05-12T11:52:00.000-04:002009-05-12T11:52:00.000-04:00Slyde - An apple? He is tiny.Slyde - An apple? He is tiny.Dr Zibbshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11570006777738622727noreply@blogger.com