tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2234266106201179530.post6359808211696277503..comments2023-12-31T00:16:36.929-05:00Comments on That Blue Yak: Lydia Brings Up An Interesting Couch Humping QuestionDr Zibbshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11570006777738622727noreply@blogger.comBlogger38125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2234266106201179530.post-91723942746052733842008-12-30T10:04:00.000-05:002008-12-30T10:04:00.000-05:00This is admittedly a spin-off of couch humping, bu...This is admittedly a spin-off of couch humping, but the "honk 1, honk 2" got me thinking. I bet there are a lot of people that have similar boob stories. For example, my husband has on occasion lifted left,then right, then left to the tune of "George of the Jungle". I blame high school band flashbacks.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2234266106201179530.post-12918093960494036192008-12-07T12:34:00.000-05:002008-12-07T12:34:00.000-05:00The air hump is one my all time favorites...it get...The air hump is one my all time favorites...it gets the point across and there is almost no risk of bruising.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2234266106201179530.post-69410794953587128592008-12-05T14:37:00.000-05:002008-12-05T14:37:00.000-05:00I just grabbed his leg and humped the hell out of ...I just grabbed his leg and humped the hell out of it. Yeeee haw ride em cow grrl!miss millyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17727338043727913272noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2234266106201179530.post-30368869931106724722008-12-03T21:56:00.000-05:002008-12-03T21:56:00.000-05:00My boyfriend randomly humps things all the as a jo...My boyfriend randomly humps things all the as a joke. I have just learned to accept it. *sigh*Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02516514496553237459noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2234266106201179530.post-29721026792711546742008-12-03T19:51:00.000-05:002008-12-03T19:51:00.000-05:00OK, who is the person that left the Bingo comment ...OK, who is the person that left the Bingo comment on the Snapvine recorder? Cracking me up!Dr Zibbshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11570006777738622727noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2234266106201179530.post-27147897773794081522008-12-03T19:21:00.000-05:002008-12-03T19:21:00.000-05:00Don't forget about showing the "O" face, as in "Oh...Don't forget about showing the "O" face, as in "Oh, oh, oh..."Trooper Thornhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09914276373305636583noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2234266106201179530.post-40315816372426806592008-12-03T18:58:00.000-05:002008-12-03T18:58:00.000-05:00Himself does the boob-honking thing when he is try...Himself does the boob-honking thing when he is trying to diffuse my annoyance. It usually works. Which annoys me more.Shieldmaiden96https://www.blogger.com/profile/04673938377819957295noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2234266106201179530.post-80087240931773260492008-12-03T15:10:00.000-05:002008-12-03T15:10:00.000-05:00i taught my dog to hump everything in site. And my...i taught my dog to hump everything in site. And my dog is a female. It's hilarious.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2234266106201179530.post-45738752248114725272008-12-03T14:39:00.000-05:002008-12-03T14:39:00.000-05:00I'd prefer to BE humped on the couch...I'd prefer to BE humped on the couch...Fancy Schmancyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12820338705876627799noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2234266106201179530.post-1426029369252198622008-12-03T14:07:00.000-05:002008-12-03T14:07:00.000-05:00Gwen is right about her couch...I've had her couch...Gwen is right about her couch...I've had her couch. And her love seat. Brown chicken, brown cow.Hhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17564062149004488752noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2234266106201179530.post-25684589642150232272008-12-03T12:40:00.000-05:002008-12-03T12:40:00.000-05:00I've never humped a couch (or any piece of furnitu...I've never humped a couch (or any piece of furniture for that matter) but whenever the wife bends over, I like to faux-mount her from behind and start pumping away, waving my hand in a circle and shouting Yeeeeee-haaaa!<BR/><BR/>My h.s gf masturbated by humping the corner of her mattress. She even did it for me once. Heh heh.<BR/><BR/>I like the 'honk left honk right' bit. The "tune in Tokyo" on the nipples hurts and they get mad.Cary McNealhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16991174129999010729noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2234266106201179530.post-46380153776678162922008-12-03T11:12:00.000-05:002008-12-03T11:12:00.000-05:00Doesn't the love seat get jealous?(Do you call the...Doesn't the love seat get jealous?<BR/><BR/>(Do you call them love seats in the states? You know - the smaller couch?)ÄsK AliCëhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03358359791511637956noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2234266106201179530.post-64695689598142804332008-12-03T09:51:00.000-05:002008-12-03T09:51:00.000-05:00The couch doesn't expect you to call the next day....The couch doesn't expect you to call the next day.<BR/><BR/>But I digress.<BR/><BR/>J pretends to hump things, but he makes this ridiculous face that is an imitation of a dog humping. You know the look, "I'm humping you, but it's not fun, and I'm looking around to see what I want to sniff next."<BR/><BR/>He'd not enjoy this comment, I bet.Sasshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01254165746352156499noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2234266106201179530.post-49130163178126875632008-12-03T09:50:00.000-05:002008-12-03T09:50:00.000-05:00I rarely, if ever, hump shit. I hump myself quite...I rarely, if ever, hump shit. I hump myself quite often, but rarely inanimate objects. I guess my imagination lacks ;)Cameronhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07018907807878842267noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2234266106201179530.post-1411982351208998862008-12-03T08:30:00.000-05:002008-12-03T08:30:00.000-05:00A couch doesn't mind if there's another couch in t...A couch doesn't mind if there's another couch in the room...<BR/><BR/>AV<BR/>http://netherregionoftheearthii.blogspot.com/<BR/>http://tomusarcanum.blogspot.com/Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2234266106201179530.post-34885882527944234002008-12-03T08:13:00.000-05:002008-12-03T08:13:00.000-05:00I thought couch humping was like wresting or UFC -...I thought couch humping was like wresting or UFC - a perfectly acceptable excuse for a couple of straight dudes to touch each other. The nipple twist is also pretty hilarious. Nice touch(ing).katrockethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14093885900740274727noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2234266106201179530.post-29518306465246090282008-12-03T08:01:00.000-05:002008-12-03T08:01:00.000-05:00I really prefer to not look at the face, simulated...I really prefer to not look at the face, simulated or otherwise. It creeps me out.Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03042060446755347826noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2234266106201179530.post-87486144487707312362008-12-03T07:31:00.000-05:002008-12-03T07:31:00.000-05:00Yeah, that's it, I'm buying a new couch. This skan...Yeah, that's it, I'm buying a new couch. This skanky old one has gotta go.Corahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02640568359378959501noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2234266106201179530.post-43669932277955281182008-12-02T21:56:00.000-05:002008-12-02T21:56:00.000-05:00Sick, sick people here....LOLpeace#2Sick, sick people here....<BR/><BR/><BR/>LOL<BR/><BR/>peace<BR/>#2Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2234266106201179530.post-12973793875533312782008-12-02T21:07:00.000-05:002008-12-02T21:07:00.000-05:00The spot between cushions is a great place to get ...The spot between cushions is a great place to get your freak on.<BR/><BR/>And I bet King Kong nailed a few windows on his way up the Empire State Building. I would have.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2234266106201179530.post-43892729025091452752008-12-02T20:47:00.000-05:002008-12-02T20:47:00.000-05:00My couch is a dirty whore that asks for it. It's ...My couch is a dirty whore that asks for it. It's really embarrassing when I have parties.Gwenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09100388190136741782noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2234266106201179530.post-42467444936412103702008-12-02T20:41:00.000-05:002008-12-02T20:41:00.000-05:00Nice punchline, Zibbo.Nice punchline, Zibbo.Elizabethhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03406942482508439839noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2234266106201179530.post-1816246495334552282008-12-02T19:54:00.000-05:002008-12-02T19:54:00.000-05:00I just tossed out the old couch for a newer younge...I just tossed out the old couch for a newer younger model.<BR/><BR/>This also explains where ottomans com from.Son of a Thomashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08149887319793228891noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2234266106201179530.post-48984698026423403872008-12-02T19:27:00.000-05:002008-12-02T19:27:00.000-05:00My couch always has a headache.My couch always has a headache.Some Guyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06899082993897012313noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2234266106201179530.post-83688746597266226002008-12-02T18:33:00.000-05:002008-12-02T18:33:00.000-05:00Chris, if this chair's a rockin, don't bother knoc...Chris, if this chair's a rockin, don't bother knockin!<BR/><BR/>Actually, everyone looks ridiculous when they have sex, whether it's with another person, a couch, or baked goods. It's a good lesson not to take it too seriously. I think it's God's little joke.words...words...words...https://www.blogger.com/profile/02441563723665841808noreply@blogger.com