tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2234266106201179530.post6081990408191928847..comments2023-12-31T00:16:36.929-05:00Comments on That Blue Yak: Does Anyone Know What The Doctor Meant? Ohio.Dr Zibbshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11570006777738622727noreply@blogger.comBlogger25125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2234266106201179530.post-23356631215812291352009-10-05T19:04:04.482-04:002009-10-05T19:04:04.482-04:00Swedish Chef - I hear you w/ the Cleveland Steamer...Swedish Chef - I hear you w/ the Cleveland Steamer. That might be a valuable clue in solving my puzzle.Dr Zibbshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11570006777738622727noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2234266106201179530.post-25799341109273756552009-10-05T17:16:32.655-04:002009-10-05T17:16:32.655-04:00Aren't you familiar with the Cleveland Steamer...Aren't you familiar with the Cleveland Steamer? Cleaveland is still in Ohio right?<br /><br />Or maybes its because Ohio is basically the word "hi" sandwiched in between two buttholes. One post, and one pre-poke.Swedish Chefhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15854135291659662466noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2234266106201179530.post-90005530503859961022009-10-04T18:31:07.940-04:002009-10-04T18:31:07.940-04:00Diane - I'm still waiting to hear if it's...Diane - I'm still waiting to hear if it's someone I know.Dr Zibbshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11570006777738622727noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2234266106201179530.post-71627040559887310672009-10-04T13:11:52.000-04:002009-10-04T13:11:52.000-04:00I love HimmyD's comment.I love HimmyD's comment.dianehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16084010090761068139noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2234266106201179530.post-52364293038186843202009-10-04T04:59:06.216-04:002009-10-04T04:59:06.216-04:00No joke, my wv is sodomro. Must be the finger in ...No joke, my wv is sodomro. Must be the finger in the butt thing.<br /><br />At least here in Seattle they take you out for coffee and scones after.~Ehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09790803480647717864noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2234266106201179530.post-4546566549821002522009-10-04T01:54:12.421-04:002009-10-04T01:54:12.421-04:00I had this check under anesthesia ...
So no idea w...I had this check under anesthesia ...<br />So no idea what they do or did ...(poor me)<br />...<br />But I guess it could be that this lady doctor couldn't resist that Blue Yak-charm !<br />So roll over darling !Dominicahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12082865177750034406noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2234266106201179530.post-75209614836530385002009-10-03T11:04:45.214-04:002009-10-03T11:04:45.214-04:00Hmmm....HimmyD - I have a funny feeling I know who...Hmmm....HimmyD - I have a funny feeling I know who you are...Dr Zibbshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11570006777738622727noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2234266106201179530.post-76558930814279755692009-10-03T10:38:04.416-04:002009-10-03T10:38:04.416-04:00Probably has something to do with Buckeyes/Browney...Probably has something to do with Buckeyes/Browneye.<br /><br />I dunno... I'm from Missouri I want everyone to show me... except you Zibbs. No thanks.Cowguyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12646343464738720123noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2234266106201179530.post-40901661040271549212009-10-03T00:16:29.722-04:002009-10-03T00:16:29.722-04:00Was the doctors name Smith or Jones? It's rep...Was the doctors name Smith or Jones? It's reported...<br /><br />Two doctors opened an office in a small Ohio town and put up a sign reading "Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones, Psychiatry and Proctology."<br /><br />The town council was not happy with the sign, so the doctors changed it to "Hysterias and Posteriors."<br /><br />This was not acceptable either, so in an effort to satisfy the council they changed the sign to "Schizoids and Hemorrhoids."<br /><br />No go.<br /><br />Next, they tried "Catatonics and High Colonics."<br /><br />Thumbs down again.<br /><br />Then came "Manic Depressives and Anal Retentives."<br /><br />Still not good.<br /><br />Another attempt resulted in "Minds and Behinds."<br /><br />Unacceptable again.<br /><br />So they tried "Lost Souls and *** Holes."<br /><br />NO WAY!<br /><br />"Analysis and Anal Cysts?"<br /><br />Nope.<br /><br />"Nuts and Butts?"<br /><br />Unh uh.<br /><br />"Freaks and Cheeks?"<br /><br />Still no go.<br /><br />"Loons and Moons?"<br /><br />Forget it.<br /><br />Almost at their wit's end, the doctors finally came up with "Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones, Odds and Ends."<br /><br />The sign was approved.<br /><br />* * * * * * * * * *<br /><br />I would have suggested the following possibilities:<br /><br />Baskets and Cans<br /><br />Fruits and Buns<br /><br />Heads and Tails<br /><br />Whacks and Cracks<br /><br />Fears and Rears<br /><br />Flakes and Fannies<br /><br />Rubber Rooms and Rubber Gloves<br /><br />Crackers and Cheese Cutters<br /><br />Bonkers and Buckets<br /><br />Baggage and Trunks<br /><br />Train Wrecks and Cabooses<br /><br />Bananas and Coconuts<br /><br />Batty and Booty<br /><br />Couches and StoolsHimmyDhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11499778722601915045noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2234266106201179530.post-61278742677835394012009-10-02T23:31:28.376-04:002009-10-02T23:31:28.376-04:00This comment has been removed by the author.HimmyDhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11499778722601915045noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2234266106201179530.post-34326897979741979182009-10-02T22:50:12.603-04:002009-10-02T22:50:12.603-04:00Since she was from Ohio, there was no punch line.Since she was from Ohio, there was no punch line.dianehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16084010090761068139noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2234266106201179530.post-42244905846273532552009-10-02T21:59:13.384-04:002009-10-02T21:59:13.384-04:00Not the R's - I don't know what that mean...Not the R's - I don't know what that means but it makes me nervous...Dr Zibbshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11570006777738622727noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2234266106201179530.post-41104257496104162252009-10-02T19:55:55.071-04:002009-10-02T19:55:55.071-04:00Round on the ends and hi in the middle?
shot in t...Round on the ends and hi in the middle?<br /><br />shot in the dark here...<br /><br />Peace - ReneAnonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05088944123595868347noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2234266106201179530.post-7978933472744362442009-10-02T19:31:27.060-04:002009-10-02T19:31:27.060-04:00I've never heard of that 'Ohio' refere...I've never heard of that 'Ohio' reference before, but I'm with you on the 'finger' thing. I, too, took a finger poke for the home team a few weeks ago. It was the first time ever. I kinda knew it would eventually happen someday, I just didn't think it would be so matter-of-fact.<br /><br />"Pull down your underpants, lean on your elbows...uggh...yeah, Doc...this is a real bonding moment we're having. Especially since we just met. I felt like he owed me dinner or something afterwards!<br /><br />You can read about my finger fun in a post I wrote: http://www.madtexter.com/2009/09/rumors-are-true.htmlAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2234266106201179530.post-57077158246551804012009-10-02T18:05:16.032-04:002009-10-02T18:05:16.032-04:00BE Earl - I had some flowers and candy hidden in m...BE Earl - I had some flowers and candy hidden in my car but then got nervous.Dr Zibbshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11570006777738622727noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2234266106201179530.post-78172705290183480992009-10-02T16:43:50.721-04:002009-10-02T16:43:50.721-04:00Good God, man!
Has it been so long that you can&#...Good God, man!<br /><br />Has it been so long that you can't recognize the signals when a woman is hitting on you?Verdant Earlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03139591223231428391noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2234266106201179530.post-64681990748927509452009-10-02T16:22:45.022-04:002009-10-02T16:22:45.022-04:00I don't know about Ohio, but Texas makes you c...I don't know about Ohio, but Texas makes you cross your legs and hold them closed, real tight like. Sodomy is a sin against humanity and don't you fergit it.shrink on the couchhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13271891110211081990noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2234266106201179530.post-71591137505133722862009-10-02T15:04:41.806-04:002009-10-02T15:04:41.806-04:00I am concerned. And thinking of avoiding Ohio.I am concerned. And thinking of avoiding Ohio.Wings1295https://www.blogger.com/profile/08045644215235749353noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2234266106201179530.post-72942148589121850342009-10-02T14:57:58.738-04:002009-10-02T14:57:58.738-04:00Good God what DOES that mean?! That's going t...Good God what DOES that mean?! That's going to bother me all day...<br /><br />Pearl<br /><br />p.s. Have to do that myself. Yikes. Colonoscopy in my near future.Pearlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05261369905176088917noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2234266106201179530.post-71492379200275255392009-10-02T14:29:29.315-04:002009-10-02T14:29:29.315-04:00I think the doctor just wanted you to feel more co...I think the doctor just wanted you to feel more comfortable and not like you are in some prison movie, most of which have been filmed in Mansfield, Ohio where we send the worst of the worst. Perhaps she had done some time prior to becoming your doctor and knows from experience how badly these things can go.<br /><br />Glad to hear you are cancer free but what a tough way to find out.<br /><br />DocDochttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16979621370660001312noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2234266106201179530.post-78627755368549238112009-10-02T14:11:51.315-04:002009-10-02T14:11:51.315-04:00I wouldn't give a fuck, as long as none of the...I wouldn't give a fuck, as long as none of them took a run up.The Juleshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10051844634899994750noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2234266106201179530.post-29079568254742155392009-10-02T12:22:55.190-04:002009-10-02T12:22:55.190-04:00Cow Tippers... They're such bull.Cow Tippers... They're such bull.KendallJayehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14339383519309244126noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2234266106201179530.post-29232606422276023722009-10-02T12:22:54.360-04:002009-10-02T12:22:54.360-04:00...Does Michigan make you stand up and spread, the......Does Michigan make you stand up and spread, then they roll under you on a dolly and before begining they yell, "IS ANYBODY IN THERE? HELLOOOOO?"Dr Zibbshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11570006777738622727noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2234266106201179530.post-39975113142579420692009-10-02T12:21:27.977-04:002009-10-02T12:21:27.977-04:00...Does Alabama make say, "Hey everyone, come......Does Alabama make say, "Hey everyone, come look at this!" ..then once everyone leaves and you're humiliated the procedure begins?Dr Zibbshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11570006777738622727noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2234266106201179530.post-31873208867181370072009-10-02T12:20:21.277-04:002009-10-02T12:20:21.277-04:00..does Maine make you stand against a wall and the.....does Maine make you stand against a wall and the doctor is blindfolded and then she tries to find you like pin the tail on the donkey?Dr Zibbshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11570006777738622727noreply@blogger.com