Marley & Me Filming Causes a West Chester Hissy Fit

West Chester Gay Street residents were witnesses to what can only be described as a hissy fit yesterday. Malvern accountant Vern Callen erupted into the hissy when he arrived in West Chester only to find that the filming for Marley & Me starring Jennifer Aniston and Owen Wilson was complete.

"It's not fair!" Mr Callen screamed as he dropped to his knees. The scream was so loud, it's reported that birds as far away as Matlack Street flapped out of their perches and away from danger.

Mr Callen then proceeded to roll back and forth - banging his fists and feet on the ground while screaming, "I thought they were filming all week!!!!"

The fit went on for about five minutes until an unknown employee of Taylor's Music Store emerged and told Mr Callen to "Get a grip."