Well, God doesn't want them up there with him. He's a smart guy, that God. Takes all the best musicians too, and leaves us with a big ol' Puddle of Hoobastaind.
I'm with Beckeye. God has great taste. That's why he took Carlin instead. He wanted some spice. I bet he's sick and tired of all those boring Christians and their lame jokes.
George Carlin - dead. Yakov Smirnoff, Gallagher and Carrot Top - alive. Did God make a mistake? You be the judge.
God really f*#ked up on this one. This will be going on his permanent record.
ReplyDeleteWell, God doesn't want them up there with him. He's a smart guy, that God. Takes all the best musicians too, and leaves us with a big ol' Puddle of Hoobastaind.
ReplyDeleteI'm with Beckeye. God has great taste. That's why he took Carlin instead. He wanted some spice. I bet he's sick and tired of all those boring Christians and their lame jokes.
ReplyDeleteIndeed. I think he was busy learning how to send text messages.
ReplyDeletethanks for the link
ReplyDeleteI gotcha back!
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In Soviet Russia, God doesn't exist. Yakov found a loophole!
ReplyDeleteThanks for the link! This post alone tells me I need to reciprocate.
ReplyDeleteCarrot Top needs to be "taken care of." He gives all gingers a bad name...
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