Wednesday, July 16, 2008

Andy Dick Tells His Unique Story Concerning His Arrest

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12 comments:

  1. I don't believe it. Not Andy Dick. Unless of course "Buffalo Wild Wings" is a truck stop, and "17-year-old girl" means 17-year-old guy. Then, maybe.

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  2. I can't even guess how many times Andy Dick has lifted my shirt and tried to see my manly hairy nipples.

    Andy Dick is like a clockwork toy - give him some coke and booze, then sit back and watch him spin around in circles banging into everything sexually. Awesome.

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  3. Did Andy Dick participate in some science experiment gone wrong? Like, did he step into some sort of teleporting contraption that Screech had been jacking off in, and when he came out the other side, the DNA from Screech's mangoo had mixed with Dick's own, creating the hideous creature seen in that picture?

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  4. He was probably just looking for his career in her shirt.

    "Phil Hartman...are you in there?"

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  5. I don't understand this post. How is that story unique? Everyone always says, "I didn't do it."

    Color me confused.

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  6. OK Falwless. You got me. Number one ,the reference was to the Simpsons from the "I didn't do it kid" episode. Number 2, yes this post was lame but doesn't everyone use filler once and and while? Jesus give me a break!Remember that time it was in you and you asked, "is it in?" ..oh yeah..that was that dude from work - still one of my fav posts.

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  7. ` Lol! I think they just like to do this shit to him because his name is Andy Dick.
    ` ...Who is he again? And why doesn't he actually look like Andy Dick? This is clearly an impostor!

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  8. Wait, am I supposed to believe that Andy Dick, of all people, does drugs? Sorry, but I ain't buyin' it.

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  9. Poor Andy. He's so misunderstood. Or something like that.

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  10. Andy Dick is DREAMY!!!! Especially in his mug shot.

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  11. Anything with Andy Dick is guaranteed to be funny. Funny haha laughing AT him, that is.
    He's scary to look at.

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