You know, being the best blog on the web does have it's perks: free haircuts, marriage proposals, gum. Another is receiving original works of art that are fashioned to look like a Blue Yak. Most of the time though - the art is junk. If I get one more Blue Yak made out of macaroni and covered in blue glitter I'm gonna kill someone. The white glue is always visible and they're a real bitch to dust.
The blogger Speedcat Hollydale however took a classier approach, he actually created a Blue Yak in a painterly way. To see it, click here.
As a thank ye' , I wrote in his comments section that all bloggers on his site that visit my site are entitled to a 50% coupon off of a Little Debbie cake (Disclaimer: coupons are imaginary), this does NOT apply to current THAT BLUE YAK readers. And if you little bastards think you're smart enough to trick me - you're not. I'm extremely versed in computer tracking and circuits and stuff that I'll be able to find out and if I do, I will give your computer a trojan virus. Lets not ruin this for everyone.
If any of my readers or Speedcat Hollydale readers would like to post their own art depicting a Blue Yak, please do so and I may write a post about you...or you...or even YOU. If you do create you own art, leave me a note here in the comments section. Good luck and get to work.
The coupon is fictional?! But I'm hungry! Give me one of them macaroni yaks to chew on at least.
ReplyDeleteI've received a marriage proposal from blogging but never free haircuts or gum. I am humbled by your greatness.
ReplyDeleteYou're in Pennsylvania. Shouldn't that be a coupon for 50% off a Tasty Cake?
ReplyDeleteC'mon, man, free the Krimpets already.
How 'bout a free Tic Tac if we're in the neighborhood? You can hold it out as I drive past.
ReplyDeleteListen, I don't even think a "YAK" is a real thing. It sounds like something you do when you've had too much to drink and the room is spinning wildly but you have a certain hot someone in your bed and you need to get your shit together so that you can still perform, if you know what I mean.
ReplyDeleteAnyway, whatever, I drew you a picture regardless. Just right click on that link > Open in a new window to behold the glory. And if you're wondering, that's a Patrick-Swayze-as-centaur tattoo on its arm.
You're welcome.
Awesome! I might have to make another .... :-)
ReplyDeleteHello Mr. Lurker :)
ReplyDeleteAre Little Debbie cakes available in Canada? I don't think so. Humph.
Here I was all pumped for the coupon, and you let me down. Guess now I'll have to pay FULL price for one. That's 50 cents I'll never get back...
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