I enjoy taking my mp3 recorder to the local WalMart. When I run into a shopper that appears worthy, I ask in question form:
"Bubble Up?"
They in return respond in question form: "Bubble Up?"After 20 or 30 interactions with the public I now have GOLD!!!With some quick editing skills and an uncanny sense of rhythm, I now have a catchy little tune that goes something like this;
Bubble up
(pause)
Bubble up, bubble up, bubble up
They in return respond in question form: "Bubble Up?"After 20 or 30 interactions with the public I now have GOLD!!!With some quick editing skills and an uncanny sense of rhythm, I now have a catchy little tune that goes something like this;
Bubble up
(pause)
Bubble up, bubble up, bubble up
2-3-4
Bubble up (pause)
Bubble up, bubble up, bubble up
Bubble up, bubble up, bubble up
2-3-4.
In the near future, I will take my 1980's boom box, hoist it high upon my shoulder and march down the street with the whimsical "Bubble Up" song playing loudly as children and woodland creatures gather too me.
Much like the famed Pied Piper.
All will be amazed as I become the talk of the town.
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In the near future, I will take my 1980's boom box, hoist it high upon my shoulder and march down the street with the whimsical "Bubble Up" song playing loudly as children and woodland creatures gather too me.
Much like the famed Pied Piper.
All will be amazed as I become the talk of the town.
PLEASE READ IMPORTANT LEGAL INFORMATION ABOUT THIS POST IN THE COMMENTS SECTION.
Hi it's me. Dr Zibbs. The post you read was totally not written by me. It was left in the comments section of the post I wrote about how to create memorable characters for your blog. The great thing is, I talked to a friend who once used a lawyer and he said he was pretty sure that if I change the text, I can leave a disclaimer like this in the comments section and it'll free me from all legal issues. If you notice, I spelled the word "whimiscal" correctly in my version. And honestly, I think it makes it a bit funnier. Anyway, thanks Anonymous Blogger who left this beauty on my blog. This blogging is getting easier by the day.Now I have to go see if there are any other commmets that I can borrow.
ReplyDeletehahahahahahahahahahaha
ReplyDeleteGod bless you, precious one.
ReplyDeleteYou have a beautiful mind.
ReplyDeleteAlso, I'm starting to suspect you ARE this mysterious Anonymous person. It would be just like you to stalk yourself.
Gwen and Falwless, Thank you. Am I the Anonymous Blogger? I'd rather not answer that at this junture. All I know, I've been singing Bubble Up ("B Up" as the kids will be calling it) all morning. I'm glad I was able to fine tune it by correcting the word "Whimsical". I know it has notthing to do with the actual song, but I can sing it with more passion knowing that royalty checks will be coming to me. Perhaps this is the song I should use to make a video with...or maybe a bubble up contest for youtube? Hmmmmm.
ReplyDeleteI've already made a video for you, sadly it got destroyed in an unfortunate accident involving 12 hairpins, a set of poker chips and a guy named Tom
ReplyDeleteThis jogged my memory to seeing a sign on the way to work where a place had Bubble Up soda for sale alongside Grape Crush and Dad's Root Beer.
ReplyDeleteMy new friend the Web Sheriff deputized me and I think it's time I "bag my first perp" as we say in the business (the perp in this instance is you).
ReplyDeleteI will be preparing my moves to prepare to dance to "Bubble Up" at bus stops:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F45VB4jx1A8
Dr. Zibbs,
ReplyDeleteI don't know how I am going to stay anonymous if you keep postin photos of me.
More spelling errors to follow.
If I wasn't convinced of your genius before, I am now.
ReplyDeleteI've been waiting 4 years for someone to make the saying "Cowboy Up" NOT the worst phrase ever. Well done, my friend. Well done indeed.
ReplyDeleteOh Zibbs. You're quite mad, you know.
ReplyDeleteWon't you hold the boom box up over your head while wearing an oversized trenchcoat and standing outside the window of the woman you love?
ReplyDeleteI vote you do this whole thing with a "Mr. Microphone."
ReplyDeleteMy lawyer will be in touch
ReplyDeleteAnonymous, does he write funny stuff too? Also, would you mind writing your funny comments in email form. It' gonna get old for the readers as I just copy and past your comments from my comments section to my posts. Also can you write someting funny about aliens? I'm kinda stumped on that topic.
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