August 8, 2008 - I don't know about everyone else, but I for one feel a bit ripped off over all of the hype concerning the ceremony at the Beiijing Olympics. I know the Chinese have been accused of being sneaky, but come on. As the old Chinese proverb says, "This looky like funny biz-nus". $250 million? Pu-leeaasse.
Beijing has but two Is, son. Two Is.
ReplyDeleteAlso, I can't view this video. Don't you like how every time you post a video I tell you I can't view it? As if your whole blog is written for me? (It is, right?)
But see, the reason I mention I can't view it is remember there was that one day where someone fell asleep at their innernets guard station and I was transported into a Magical Place Where YouTube Is Viewable? Yeah. That guy probably got fired, because the next day it was blocked again.
This was a terrible story, I apologize.
Please fix "Beijing."
Unfortunately you can't see the grand finale in this video where her head explodes into a million pieces and fireworks shoot out of where her head used to be.
ReplyDeleteCute, sacrificial, Chinese teenagers don't come cheap these days, you know.
I thought it was going to be one of those HOT asian videos where the chic was all in a bra and stuff, sliding around and doing stuff.
ReplyDeleteNow that's worth chang.
I mean change.
I can do better than this in my Spinning shoes, on the sweat-slicked hardwood floor in my gym.
ReplyDeleteKeep in mind, I can't dance.
Is that a clip from a fetish video or something?
ReplyDeleteFunny thing -- I am wearing the EXACT SAME OUTFIT as the girl in this video. ONLY stuff is green and I'm not wearing any underwear.
ReplyDeleteI can't believe you have a tap dancing tag.
ReplyDeleteHello,
ReplyDeleteMay I suggest you take Dan up on that offer? You could be famous in minutes! Or you know, assassinated.
Best Regards,
Alice