I wrote none of them as I ain't a racist like you. (and I'm 1/10th Cherokee. My great-great grandfather was an important chief. So,..you know).
- when she step on the Weight Scales it says...'to be continued'...
- she lost a game at Hide&Seek only cos I spotted her...behind the Himalayas.
- she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington's nose.
- she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington's nose.
- that her senior pictures had to be aerial views!
- she has a wooden leg with a kickstand!
- she broke her leg, and gravy poured out!
- she's on both sides of the family!
- when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.
- when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?"
- she has to get out of the car to change radio stations.- she put on a Malcolm X T-shirt and a helicopter tried to land on her.
- that when god said," Let there be light," he told her to move her fat ass out the way first!
- when she dances she makes the band skip.
When she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?"
ReplyDeleteOkay, fuck, that made me laugh.
You're so dumb.
Oh snap!
ReplyDeleteIs that right? "Snap?" Sorry, I'm kind of white.
ReplyDeleteThat picture turned me on.
ReplyDeleteOn to drugs.
I'm too busy thinking about gravy to comment on this.
ReplyDeleteThe cracker picture cracked me up
ReplyDeleteshe put on a Malcolm X T-shirt and a helicopter tried to land on her
The visual I get in my head from this is priceless. And disturbing.
I think I know the lady in that picture. I have vague memories of a hazy night full of Bacardi Breezers, Tony Bennett and a spatula...
ReplyDeleteYo momma is so fat that you have to roll her in flour to find the wet spot.
ReplyDeleteGwen: Dat's a good von!
ReplyDeleteGrossenating!
ReplyDeletethis blog is so silly i'm bookmarking it.
ReplyDeleteand you people need something creative to do with your time.