Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Orange (Grapefruit) You Glad I Didn't Say Nipple?


When someone mentions an oddity concerning their nippleage in a blog post, the only thing one can do is pester them in the comments area until they get grapefruits and put their visual aids where their mouths (aureoles) are.
(On a side note before I continue: the more my readers mention me, Dr Zibbs, in their blog posts, the more we all win. And the more the terrorists don't win).
To see what the hell I'm even talking about, read this excellent post by my great blogfriend Gwen. To be transported to this land, clicky the words: wacky wafer.
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13 comments:

  1. Dr ZibbsAugust 27, 2008 at 11:22:00 AM EDT

    OK people. It's 11:22 and there's not a single comment. Is this some kind of joke?

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  2. FalwlessAugust 27, 2008 at 11:24:00 AM EDT

    Hey, I checked a little while ago and you didn't have a new post, you ego-maniac. Jesus. Relax, Zibbidy Doo Dah.

    Does this count as my comment? Sweet.

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  3. Holy CrappersAugust 27, 2008 at 11:24:00 AM EDT

    I will so mention you in a post !!

    #1

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  4. ÄsK AliCëAugust 27, 2008 at 11:30:00 AM EDT

    I already mentioned you in a post you ego-maniac!

    What MORE do you WANT FROM ME!?!?!

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  5. Dr ZibbsAugust 27, 2008 at 11:32:00 AM EDT

    It's about time.
    Falwless: that doesn't count as a comment.
    Holy Crappers: Thank ye'
    Alice: Thanks for mentioning me (awarding me) that award today.

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  6. McGoneAugust 27, 2008 at 11:56:00 AM EDT

    Does mentioning Dr. Zibbs in a comment on Dr. Zibbs' own blog do anything for you, Dr. Zibbs? Or does that just cause a rift in the time/space continuum?

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  7. GwenAugust 27, 2008 at 12:34:00 PM EDT

    I was here earlier but didn't want to be the first to comment on a post about me. Just felt weird and self-involved.

    Who am I kidding? I AM weird and self-involved.

    Thanks for the linky love, you extraordinary weirdo. Lefty and I love you.

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  8. So@24August 27, 2008 at 1:06:00 PM EDT

    Pictures of grapefruits.

    Aureoles.

    Nipples.

    This post has everything.

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  9. BloodRedRosesAugust 27, 2008 at 3:54:00 PM EDT

    Damn it.

    Stole that #1 right out from under me!

    Totally uncalled for.

    You're lucky I love your blog. Otherwise you would have had to deal with my wrath.

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  10. GwenAugust 27, 2008 at 5:27:00 PM EDT

    HEY! What's this business with the #1s? Someone named Philly left one over at my place. I've heard y'all talking about it before but was too chicken to ask. Now that everyone knows about my nipple, I'm not afraid to ask.

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  11. Dr ZibbsAugust 27, 2008 at 5:41:00 PM EDT

    Gwen, The #1's refer to the limited edition hand number status I'm requesting from the award I won from Alice in Average Land. (see her comments section for more info).

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  12. GwenAugust 27, 2008 at 11:03:00 PM EDT

    HA! I get it now - Sista #1. Clever gals.

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  13. hello haha narfAugust 28, 2008 at 4:45:00 PM EDT

    where is the towel rack post?
    :)

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