Here's A Handy TV Facts Wallet Card - On The House
Here is a list of a few TV shows and TV characters from the 70's and 80's and which characters are better. Feel free to print the list and keep it in your wallet for future reference.
- Jan Brady has better boobs than Marsha Brady.
- Jan Brady has better boobs than Marsha Brady.
- The Simpsons are better than The Family Guy.
- WKRP: Bailey Quarters is better looking than Jennifer Marlow (and Jennifer Marlow aka Loni Anderson's boobs are a mile away from each other).
- SCTV was always funnier than SNL.
- On Newhart, the other brother Daryl was better than Daryl.
There you go.
23 comments:
I used to have a crush on Bailey as a little kid.
And why was the blond 'other Darryl' always the last brother announced? Why couldn't he be second sometimes right after Larry? And where are those guys now?
You forgot that Mary Ann was better looking than Ginger, but Ginger was easier.
Ah, Gary Sandy. The tightest jeans on television, ever.
Yes! Thank you! Family Guy blows.
And Mathdude, you are crazy. Ginger was way hotter. Hello? She was a redhead!
I don't have caffeine. I am going to have to go to the store before I can even comment on people's blogs.
UGH....
Leather Tuscadaro might have been easier to get into the sack if you were a woman.
I'm pretty sure she swung that way. Not that there is anything wrong with that. No.
And Bailey Quarters...yum!
What is SCTV?
Bailey.
Bailey. Bailey. Bailey.
Hot damn.
Red,
Will you address that avatar situation already and leave the hottest chick on Gilligan's Island discussion to the experts please, K?
MaryAnn was clearly hotter than Ginger and all of Ginger's slutty talk couldn't change this fact. Okay, maybe it might've worked on me, but I would have been thinking of MaryAnn the whole time.
re: Bailey.
you, my friend, have never been more correct.
I like how, for the link to WKRP, you just linked to the main page of Wikipedia. Nice going.
Mathdude - I'm a Maryann man
Miss Alex - go rent SCTV. IT was a sketch comedy show in the late 70's - early 80's. Featured. John Candy, Eugene Levy and Martin Short among others.
Falwless - just trying to keep your non blogging ass on your toes.
We are in agreement on all counts, especially the Bailey Quarters one. Loni Anderson's cleavage disturbed me.
I beg to differ about Isaac from The Love Boat. He was smooth as silk- did you see the way he worked that cocktail shaker?
And, for the record, Remington Steele was a much better show than "Moonlighting", in my humble opinion.
oh, and add this one:
James Brolin is dumber than a door post.
after divorcing "Bailey" he later moved on to Streisand.
I have to side with Whiskeymarie. She paid me, but I also agree with her assessment.
SCTV was hilarious. But Canadians do everything better.
Loni Anderson's boobs WERE disturbing.
I would have dated Ralph Malph but not Potsie
Lionel Jefferson was cooler even than anyone on Good Times
M.A.S.H. got real old in a big hurry
And finally, only folks my age laugh when I say "Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead".
I agree with all except the SCTV/SNL debate. I thought I was cool for crushing on Bailey more...but hell, everyone seems to love her! I feel like a little indie band I love just sold a billion records.
And Whiskeymarie, while I LOVE Remington Steele, it is no Moonlighting. Pierce Brosnan never sang "Good Lovin'" during a parody of Taming of the Shrew.
and South Park
is better
Than Simpsons AND
Family Guy
just sayin'
Correct on all counts. I agree with B.E.Earl about Leather Tuscadero.
I have to agree with Mathdude-I always thought Mary Ann was way hotter than Ginger! But yeah Ginger was supposed to be the sexy one! This is an outrage!
The Pinky Tuscadero thing: well, her name is Pinky!
Love me some Bailey. Sigh, now all I need is Mindy (from Mork and Mindy, not the fat chick from Facts of Life) and the girl from the A-team early years and my trifecta is complete!
SCTV was my favorite.
Tex and Edna's Prarie Emporium...
and Bailey was always hotter mainly because she didn't try to be hot.
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