Friday, October 10, 2008

Here's A Handy TV Facts Wallet Card - On The House


Here is a list of a few TV shows and TV characters from the 70's and 80's and which characters are better. Feel free to print the list and keep it in your wallet for future reference.

- Jan Brady has better boobs than Marsha Brady.

- The Simpsons are better than The Family Guy.

- WKRP: Bailey Quarters is better looking than Jennifer Marlow (and Jennifer Marlow aka Loni Anderson's boobs are a mile away from each other).

- SCTV was always funnier than SNL.

- All in the Family's Lionel Jefferson is way smoother than Isaac from The Love Boat.

- Happy Days: Pinky Tuscadaro was probably easier to get in the sack than Leather Tuscadaro.

- McClean Stevenson was better on M.A.S.H then on Hello Larry.

- On Newhart, the other brother Daryl was better than Daryl.

There you go.
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23 comments:

  1. AnonymousOctober 10, 2008 at 12:12:00 PM EDT

    I used to have a crush on Bailey as a little kid.

    And why was the blond 'other Darryl' always the last brother announced? Why couldn't he be second sometimes right after Larry? And where are those guys now?

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  2. Feisty DemocratOctober 10, 2008 at 12:14:00 PM EDT

    You forgot that Mary Ann was better looking than Ginger, but Ginger was easier.

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  3. Shieldmaiden96October 10, 2008 at 12:35:00 PM EDT

    Ah, Gary Sandy. The tightest jeans on television, ever.

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  4. RedOctober 10, 2008 at 12:41:00 PM EDT

    Yes! Thank you! Family Guy blows.

    And Mathdude, you are crazy. Ginger was way hotter. Hello? She was a redhead!

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  5. LeonesseOctober 10, 2008 at 12:41:00 PM EDT

    I don't have caffeine. I am going to have to go to the store before I can even comment on people's blogs.

    UGH....

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  6. Verdant EarlOctober 10, 2008 at 12:41:00 PM EDT

    Leather Tuscadaro might have been easier to get into the sack if you were a woman.

    I'm pretty sure she swung that way. Not that there is anything wrong with that. No.

    And Bailey Quarters...yum!

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  7. Miss AlexOctober 10, 2008 at 12:48:00 PM EDT

    What is SCTV?

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  8. McGoneOctober 10, 2008 at 12:50:00 PM EDT

    Bailey.

    Bailey. Bailey. Bailey.

    Hot damn.

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  9. Tony AlvaOctober 10, 2008 at 1:15:00 PM EDT

    Red,

    Will you address that avatar situation already and leave the hottest chick on Gilligan's Island discussion to the experts please, K?

    MaryAnn was clearly hotter than Ginger and all of Ginger's slutty talk couldn't change this fact. Okay, maybe it might've worked on me, but I would have been thinking of MaryAnn the whole time.

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  10. mcglinchOctober 10, 2008 at 1:55:00 PM EDT

    re: Bailey.
    you, my friend, have never been more correct.

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  11. FalwlessOctober 10, 2008 at 2:06:00 PM EDT

    I like how, for the link to WKRP, you just linked to the main page of Wikipedia. Nice going.

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  12. Dr ZibbsOctober 10, 2008 at 2:24:00 PM EDT

    Mathdude - I'm a Maryann man
    Miss Alex - go rent SCTV. IT was a sketch comedy show in the late 70's - early 80's. Featured. John Candy, Eugene Levy and Martin Short among others.
    Falwless - just trying to keep your non blogging ass on your toes.

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  13. RiderOctober 10, 2008 at 2:29:00 PM EDT

    We are in agreement on all counts, especially the Bailey Quarters one. Loni Anderson's cleavage disturbed me.

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  14. WhiskeymarieOctober 10, 2008 at 2:37:00 PM EDT

    I beg to differ about Isaac from The Love Boat. He was smooth as silk- did you see the way he worked that cocktail shaker?

    And, for the record, Remington Steele was a much better show than "Moonlighting", in my humble opinion.

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  15. mcglinchOctober 10, 2008 at 2:56:00 PM EDT

    oh, and add this one:
    James Brolin is dumber than a door post.

    after divorcing "Bailey" he later moved on to Streisand.

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  16. GwenOctober 10, 2008 at 3:18:00 PM EDT

    I have to side with Whiskeymarie. She paid me, but I also agree with her assessment.

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  17. MnmomOctober 10, 2008 at 4:57:00 PM EDT

    SCTV was hilarious. But Canadians do everything better.
    Loni Anderson's boobs WERE disturbing.
    I would have dated Ralph Malph but not Potsie
    Lionel Jefferson was cooler even than anyone on Good Times
    M.A.S.H. got real old in a big hurry
    And finally, only folks my age laugh when I say "Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead".

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  18. words...words...words...October 10, 2008 at 7:31:00 PM EDT

    I agree with all except the SCTV/SNL debate. I thought I was cool for crushing on Bailey more...but hell, everyone seems to love her! I feel like a little indie band I love just sold a billion records.

    And Whiskeymarie, while I LOVE Remington Steele, it is no Moonlighting. Pierce Brosnan never sang "Good Lovin'" during a parody of Taming of the Shrew.

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  19. JenOctober 10, 2008 at 9:21:00 PM EDT

    and South Park
    is better
    Than Simpsons AND
    Family Guy

    just sayin'

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  20. ElizabethOctober 10, 2008 at 11:29:00 PM EDT

    Correct on all counts. I agree with B.E.Earl about Leather Tuscadero.

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  21. MicgarOctober 11, 2008 at 1:29:00 PM EDT

    I have to agree with Mathdude-I always thought Mary Ann was way hotter than Ginger! But yeah Ginger was supposed to be the sexy one! This is an outrage!

    The Pinky Tuscadero thing: well, her name is Pinky!

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  22. ChrisOctober 11, 2008 at 5:49:00 PM EDT

    Love me some Bailey. Sigh, now all I need is Mindy (from Mork and Mindy, not the fat chick from Facts of Life) and the girl from the A-team early years and my trifecta is complete!

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  23. UnknownOctober 14, 2008 at 7:33:00 PM EDT

    SCTV was my favorite.

    Tex and Edna's Prarie Emporium...

    and Bailey was always hotter mainly because she didn't try to be hot.

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