Remember back on July 24th when I ordered my readers to promote my blog? And then Gwen and Falwless made this really cool retard Slavic button ? Man that was great!
Well now that we're into the 4th quarter, I think it's time to announce another call for action - but this time it's a CONTEST! You read that correctly. I hereby announce the THAT BLUE YAK Google This Contest. Here's how it works:
- Write: Google This: "That Blue Yak" on paper or on any surface you wish (body parts?).
- Take a photo of it.
- Email it to me at Lebner1@yahoo.com by Friday, Oct 31, 2008. Put "YAK GOOGLE CONTEST" in subject line. Image should be jpg. or gif. file format.
- The coolest, most original photo will win a real life prize that will be mailed to them. 2nd and 3rd place will also win but prizes will be much shittier. You can leave your address in the email or wait to see if you win. It doesn't matter to me.
A few tips and ideas:
- take picture with something regional in the picture (ie. French readers can be kicking the Eiffel Tower)
- take a picture of your workspace (maybe with you giving the finger to your boss?)
- Take a picture showing how you've decorated the front "yard" of your trailer.
Just remember this needs to appear in the photo:
Well now that we're into the 4th quarter, I think it's time to announce another call for action - but this time it's a CONTEST! You read that correctly. I hereby announce the THAT BLUE YAK Google This Contest. Here's how it works:
- Write: Google This: "That Blue Yak" on paper or on any surface you wish (body parts?).
- Take a photo of it.
- Email it to me at Lebner1@yahoo.com by Friday, Oct 31, 2008. Put "YAK GOOGLE CONTEST" in subject line. Image should be jpg. or gif. file format.
- The coolest, most original photo will win a real life prize that will be mailed to them. 2nd and 3rd place will also win but prizes will be much shittier. You can leave your address in the email or wait to see if you win. It doesn't matter to me.
A few tips and ideas:
- take picture with something regional in the picture (ie. French readers can be kicking the Eiffel Tower)
- take a picture of your workspace (maybe with you giving the finger to your boss?)
- Take a picture showing how you've decorated the front "yard" of your trailer.
Just remember this needs to appear in the photo:
Google this:
"That Blue Yak"
And just a note that I have some really lazy readers so you have very good odds of being a winner!
Would a picture with that phrase written, um, below the belt be off limits. I'm just searching for some guidance and limits.
ReplyDeleteSornie, for the ladies - it's fine. For the fellows, I'm all for freedom of speech but I'm also for freedom of delete. Ifffff...you know what I mean.
ReplyDeleteyou're so funny it hurts
ReplyDeleteFal and I should get a prize for that button. No one can top that.
ReplyDeleteYES THIS IS GREAT CONTEST!!
ReplyDeleteI'm so in that i'm out!!!
Could you tell us what the prize is first?
ReplyDeleteMiss Alex - thanks for telling me I'm funny. Care to share what specific parts are funny? It might help my stupid readers.
ReplyDeleteGwen - my gift to you is a certificate for a 5 minute "makeout session" with Calhoun. I may be able to upgrade that to a "feel-up session" but I'm sure that baby will have to get permission from his wife first. All travel expenses will be yours.
..and Katrocket - I can't tell you what the first prize is but it's better than a tictac and not as good as new car. Does that help?
ReplyDeleteAlthough I am probably one of your lazy readers, I actually have an idea. Now I just need to talk to Catherine....
ReplyDeleteALL DONE!!!! Check your inbox
ReplyDelete- Jennifer
In that case, I'll take a tictac. I don't want Calhoun getting in trouble and I'm not a fan of getting shived by angry wives.
ReplyDeleteI cannot imagine anything that outshines a Tic Tac. They say "it's not just a mint", you know.
ReplyDeleteOooooh...I want one of the "much shittier" prizes! Pretty please?
ReplyDeleteHey D.....did you get my entry? Did ya, did ya????
ReplyDelete- Jennifer
Lydia - can't wait to see it.
ReplyDeleteJen and Sand - I got it!
Oh the pressure!!! I'm going to start working out before I get "Google This: That Blue Yak" tattooed on my ass.
ReplyDeleteWhat is my deadline?
Caffeine - the deadline is the Oct 31 - just like everyone else. So start squatin'.
ReplyDeleteLydia-
ReplyDeleteTalk to catherine about what.
What are you so lazy about?
This is a disgusting attempt to get nudie pictures in the email.
ReplyDeleteYou deviant.
Grant - shhhhh.
ReplyDeletehey- I want the shitty prizes.
ReplyDeleteHey what about me? What do I get for the fantastic button? I don't really want a make-out session with one of your so-called "friends." They're probably all seventh graders anyway. I want something good. Get back to me.
ReplyDeleteI resemble that remark, Zibbo!
ReplyDeleteFalwless. I will send a special feeling your way this afternoon via a Reiki person.
ReplyDeleteI really hate to admit this but I'm incredibly lazy.
ReplyDeleteI could have totally won this.. if I wanted to..
ReplyDeleteI'm going to the beach on Saturday...maybe you'll pre-approve a late entry???
ReplyDeleteIs this your way of telling me I didn't win? I had to win. Where else ya gonna find a frickin' jackalope?
ReplyDelete:)