Do you have that setup in your car like James Bond did in Casino Royale? You may want to head out there pretty quick to see what they poisoned you with.
I'm sure it's from the food, not from the vodoo doll they have out in the car.
They didn't have "special shrimp" set aside for you, did they? And remember, they phrase, "done enough" does not apply to poultry. I learned that the hard way.
You didn't munch on some chocolate squares from a box that said "Ex Lax" on it, did you? 'Cause that's a mistake you really don't want to make. More than once.
Did you remember to use your napkin??
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- Jennifer
Do you have that setup in your car like James Bond did in Casino Royale? You may want to head out there pretty quick to see what they poisoned you with.
ReplyDeletemine, too.........
ReplyDeleteI'm sure it's from the food, not from the vodoo doll they have out in the car.
ReplyDeleteThey didn't have "special shrimp" set aside for you, did they? And remember, they phrase, "done enough" does not apply to poultry. I learned that the hard way.
Maybe they put a little peptobismal in the cranberry jelly?
ReplyDeleteYou didn't munch on some chocolate squares from a box that said "Ex Lax" on it, did you? 'Cause that's a mistake you really don't want to make. More than once.
ReplyDeleteYou gots the bird-flu man.
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Appendix. You're going to explode in a few hours. You might want to look into that.
ReplyDeletemine feels hilarious.
ReplyDeleteBeware the green potato salad.
ReplyDeleteIt's not food coloring...
TRUST ME!
Everybody relax. He's faking diarrhea so he can have a quiet couple minutes in the loo away from the in laws.
ReplyDeleteGwen, it really DOES work. Only I spent a 1/2 hour in there...and don't have in-laws.
ReplyDeleteThe in-laws probably just poisoned you.
ReplyDeleteI bet by now the baby alien has burst through Zibbs' stomach.
ReplyDeleteI have so many left-overs, I may hold a "do over" Thanksgiving...
ReplyDeleteMy tummy still hurts, and it's Friday.
ReplyDeleteNext year I'm faking being vegan to get out of it.