Hey. TBY readers that have been around since July 2008. Remember that time that I wrote that really funny post about buying stuff like t-shirts and mugs that had "That Blue Yak" written on it? And I described the proper way to show people the shirt? Oh yeah. That was a good one. And those comments were classic.
For some reason though, my accountant hasn't given me the final numbers as to how many of these beauties flew off the shelves*. Imagine that task. No thanks. Anyways, even though you guys are the Gold Member Readers of my blog, I thought I'd give the newer readers, the Silver Members (readers since September 1), a chance to read this post.
So click here and start shopping. Imagine the look Christmas morning if you received one of these. Go ahead. Look out the window and really imagine it. It feels good doesn't it?
* True story that I forgot to tell you: Look in the comments of the July 29th post and read what Anonymous wrote. Remember the early days of Anonymous? Well, when I met him in person in West Chester, he said that conversation with his wife really happened! I shit you not.
So, those of us (me) who have been reading since, uh . . . a week ago, would be, what? Stainless steel readers? Maybe even Made-in-China plastic readers?
ReplyDeleteHoly crap, check out my comment on that post - I asked you to marry me? What the hell? Oh wait, wait, this was in July? Okay, yeah, that explains it. I was pretty much high on the meth that whole month. And some of August too.
ReplyDeleteSo why is army color +$9
ReplyDeleteWTF?? I am still buying it but WTF??
Your stalker!!!
Here's another anonymous post, not so old fashioned after all. I have inquired before if you were a 500 pound man who never left the house, and when you corrected that post. I was thinking prehaps he's 700 pound man who never leaves the house... now I've got it your are a siamese twin...! you work in a factory where you unload and later organize boxes via the ol' computer, and bizzaro zibbs is your other half and you never let him or her get the keyboard... I am catching onto you... You are so self consumed, and I am finally figuring out the weekly need for praise.
ReplyDeleteKristen - I think you're categorized as felt but I'll have to find my chart for that.
ReplyDeleteFalw - I love that comment from that post. Remember those days?
Michelle - I only handle the magic here. I let other set the pricing. If you buy one, take a picure of yourself wearing it and I'll write an entire post about you.
Amonymous - I'm not a ST but I would like to purchase one.
I've been here since before July 2008 (I verified this) so does that make me a Platinum Member? Maybe a Diamond Member? Whatever's better than gold.
ReplyDeletesomeone here should buy me some of this stuff as an early christmas present...
ReplyDeleteim just saying....
I'm still not allowed to have one.
ReplyDeleteZibsy, this will be the first item on my Christmas wish list. I am sending my guy the link as we speak! And mugs too for the entire family! Thanks!!
ReplyDeleteLooks like I am a Silver member. Do I get a discount?
ReplyDeleteI'm still waiting for my $2 from John Cusack.
ReplyDeleteHow about you have a contest and give some away??? Oh yes, your readers love free stuff.
ReplyDeleteI wish the mens tshirt came a little smaller... like maybe an XS. I don't want a girly shirt, the length is always too short! I want a men's shirt - a really small mens shirt.
ReplyDeleteYou should probably look into that. All of your little emo fans will want smaller than your size Small, so I am not the only one.
I believe I am at the "Tin" level of precious metal readership.
ReplyDeleteSome Guy - You are a platinum member and a lifetime member. There are only a few of you.
ReplyDeleteWho's on First? What? No, What's on Second......That conversation was funny. I'm new here so I had to read it! Thanks.
ReplyDeleteCandy - thanks. And I'm afraid the warehouse manager doesn't allow discounting. Cheapen the brand.
ReplyDeleteLydia - maybe you could shrink it or gain some weight.
i love free stuff!!! although i couldnt find the free button? where is it?
ReplyDeleteI think it's bullshit - a 6X and no XS? lol. Only in America.
ReplyDeleteI arrived fashionably late to the TBY party, but I'm definitely hanging on well after everyone else goes home.
ReplyDeleteMichelle - I only handle the magic here. I let other set the pricing. If you buy one, take a picure of yourself wearing it and I'll write an entire post about you.
ReplyDeleteOk, dude your on!!!!
Love
Your Stalker
I guess I signed the contract before I realized I had to buy your love. I should have read the fine print. Can you email me the list of prices for other merchandise and services available?
ReplyDeleteHow bout we make a beer swap dealio?
ReplyDeletepeace
#2
I am nervous that West Chester is not too far away.
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