Is there anyone else that can't stand Carson Kressley? If I ever see him, I'm going to bitch slap his pansy ass then push him down a flight of stairs. And don't even call me a homophobe because all of the other guys on that Queer Eye For The Straight Guy show are just fine.
It's just Carson Kressley. Prancing around and making his dumbass comments. And he's got another show called "How to Look Good Naked" or something like that. I heard him referred to on TV the other day as the self help/self esteem guru. Shut up!
And it's not just because he's a huge fembot. Richard Simmons is right up there with him in the lady department but Richard Simmons makes me laugh my ass off. I guess it bothers me because Kressley turns up the gay to 11 on purpose just to get a rise out of the straight guys and because he thinks he's so damn funny. Which he is not.... Stupid no talent.
And just to show that I'm an equal opportunity hater, I hate Kate Hudson and Tom Bergeron with the same passion.
Not with you on this one, sorry. Then again I haven't watched Queer Eye for about four years.
ReplyDeleteAlso, How To Look Good Naked, based only on the ads I've seen for it, looks like a show where instead of trying to help them get healthy and actually look better, he helps obese women to have an inflated (ooh! ooh! pun intended) opinion of themselves.
Carson Kressley is just a poor man's Clinton Kelly (What Not To Wear). I love Clinton even though he went to (SHUDDER) Boston College.
ReplyDeleteI agree, Carson's shtick is tiresome because even though he is so over-the-top, he doesn't seem to have the same self-depricating sense of humor about it as Richard Simmons does. Without that knowing wink, his just loud for the sake of being load.
That said, after about season 2 of Queer Eye, I've pretty much avoided watching him.
I love Clinton Kelly - oh wait, this post is about Carson.
ReplyDeleteNah, too easy. Now hating Oprah, that's an altogether more complex operation. Seriously, this woman gave us Dr. Phil, why doesn't anyone sic the dogs on her??
ReplyDeleteOne night I had too much to drink and then watched the show about looking good naked.
ReplyDeleteI decided I could do my own show.
And I decided that Carson Kressley was an aphrodisiac that night.
I can't explain.
Well, I could.
But I'm already blushing.
But have I mentioned that I want to go on What Not To Wear? I'm thinking YOU could have the power to make this happen for me, Dr. I think you're the one.
I should not drink wine and read blogs. I should not.
Uhm.. your Kate Hudson link did not work quite right. And I do not know who that guy is, but he looks pretty freaking annoying.
ReplyDeleteOh, I didn't even know who the guy was but when I saw that pic I had the same reaction- slap him once for me!
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Alan
I'm all about some good hating, but I actually like Carson. He seems like a genuinely nice guy. And that How To Look Good Naked show, as retarded as it sounds, is pretty good TV. It's just about realizing how hard all of us women are on ourselves as it relates to our bodies, and realizing that this is the only physical body we get in this long lifetime of ours, so why not try to accept it and love it while we still have time?
ReplyDeleteOkay, so that did sound really gay. But I swear it's a pretty good show.
You know who I hate? Tyra Banks. That lady gets on my damn nerves like no one else.
He's fugly too! Most gay guys are, at least, marginally attractive. Don't much like Richard Simmons either (we're birthday buddies...ick!) but Tom Bergeron is the most annoying of them all. Oh! And Bob Saget, but he's a has be...I mean, a never was.
ReplyDeleteDon't understand the hating of Kate Hudson. Then again, Almost Famous is one of my favorite films. And you just can't hate her in that.
ReplyDeleteOn first reading, I am so glad we don't get a lot of American programmes down here in Brazil... Carson who?
ReplyDeleteHappy New Year to Everybody here at Blue Yak
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To illustrate how simple life can be- I've never seen, nor heard of this guy.... Happy 2009!
ReplyDeleteCarson Kressley is a fag hags ultimate dream. I think he's funny and cute. I can see how he annoys most people.
ReplyDeleteI'm with TishTash and LOATHE Oprah. Cannot stand the fucking media machine. Hate. I boycott her book list authors and get mad at myself if a book I read ON MY OWN ends up on her list.
ReplyDeleteI heard her say something racist many years ago, in her early days, and I have been pissed at her ever since. Media fucking hypocrite. HATE.
I'm done now. Carry on.
*GASP* What's wrong with Tom Bergeron?!
ReplyDeleteHappy New Year from one of Scope's friends and BTW I hate Jillian Barberie and her loss of 40 lbs. her mole and her..."how many other girls can do that?" comments on Nutrisystems commercials!!
ReplyDeleteThere is nothing wrong with Tom Bergeron; he's hot and funny! But then again, I have a thing for game show hosts, so I may be biased.
ReplyDeleteCora and Flannery - my problem with Tom B is that nothing is says is funny, But even worse than that, he says it in a way that is obvious that he's practiced and practiced his phoney delivery and he has this smug gleam in his eye that what he is saying is clever.
ReplyDeleteI thought his 15 minutes were up years ago, he's still around?
ReplyDeleteI have to admit, I'd pay to see a cage match between him and Simmons!
I have no idea who this guy is, but it appears that's just as well. :-)
ReplyDeleteHappy New Years Dr. Zibbs!
Is that "Celebraty Death Match" claymation show still on? They could do that, live as it were, as performance art.
ReplyDeleteOr at least Fox's "Celebraty Boxing."
Carson Kressley makes me giggle.
ReplyDeleteAnd THAT is the only reason he is still alive.
How to look good naked? It's called going to the gym!
ReplyDeleteHave to say I like Carson ~ only because every woman needs a Nelly Gay Boyfriend in her life to go shopping with. Plus he totally earns you the title of Fag Hag if you hang with him.
ReplyDeleteOn the Hatin' side: Count me in for Jennifer Anniston. I'm sorry, but I do not get upset when the prom queen looses the hot guy to the school slut. About time!! I just do not see what everyone loves about her. Seriously, I own a "Team Jolie" t-shirt!!
You have a keen sense of who to hate. I hate Kressley, Hudson and Bergeron, although Kate Hudson was good in "Almost Famous". But Poison had "Talk Dirty To Me" and they're terrible. So even no-talents get lucky sometimes.
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