Saturday, December 13, 2008

I Can't Believe Santa Would Sing This Song About Sucking

Now this Christmas song is just fresh. But pretty catchy.

*warning* foul language

25 comments:

  1. I remember singing that during our candlelight Christmas Eve services at church.

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  2. Well, it's message is certainly clear.

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  3. Too bad Slopmaster can't enjoy the SPIRIT of GIVING this holiday season.

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  4. So much better than that "Dick in a Box" SNL short!

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  5. Wow. "Be sure to leave a treat for Santa" just took on a whole new meaning.

    And....back to therapy go I.

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  6. =-o LOL

    Well uh, we all have needs! LOL

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  7. With that big doobie in his mouth looks like Santa's the one who'll be bringing joy to the boys round the world this year....

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  8. Eek.

    Subject change: soooo, you were in Seattle recently, hmm? I can't believe we didn't throw a parade. I'll be writing a letter of outrage to the governor ASAP.

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  9. I'm sorry, I don't understand. Could you be a little more clear?

    p.s. Congrats on 105 followers!

    p.p.s. Weren't you the one that said you didn't really care about that? Stop sending mixed messages!

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  10. *in a tiny little girl voice*

    Dr. Zibbs??? Santa is scaring me!!!

    =*(

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  11. Thats how you suck on my cock!!!

    Come on everybody, sing along!!

    This is a great song to sing when going christmas carroling!!! Perfect opener i think!!!

    Thanks for sucking my cock!! Slam!!!

    Love
    Stalker

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  12. you CLEARLY have too much time on your hands.

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  13. Santa, you dirty dirty boy.

    #2 will be leaving you more than cookies on Christmas Eve :)


    peace
    #2

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  14. I think this woulda been much more appealing had Santa not looked like a filthy, evil hobo.

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  15. That's terrible, man.

    Just kidding. That's my Charles Barkley impression.

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  16. Voda Mom - too much time on my hands? I didn't write or sing it, I just posted it. Of couse I wish I had something to do with it because it's pretty funny.

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  17. OMG, does this bring back memories!!! I burst out laughing at the very 1st note...because I've heard this song MANY times.

    I dated a guy from 2000-2002 and this was, well, "our song". lol!

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  18. J.J. - That story makes my "HEART" swell with "PRIDE", if you know with I mean.

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  19. I remember every Christmas after dinner, we'd all gather around the fireplace to listen to Grampa favor us with this song. It's a treasured memory, except for the year the cops broke it up.

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  20. Hey that Santa is the same guy on the cover of that old Warrant album.

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  21. Beckeye - You'd now better than me. I trust you.

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  22. Wow. Now I so do not want to oblige that guy. If any man/horse/hermaphrodite wanted to repel my crazed, wanton advances, singing that song might work.

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