Friday, December 26, 2008

I'm A Very Gifted Ventriloquist - A Natural If You Will

So yesterday at my sister's house for Christmas I was inspecting the gifts that my nephews received and to my delight, and to the delight of everyone there, do you know what I found? Did you guess a Danny O'Day Ventriloquist dummy? If you did, you're right. The same one I told you about a few post ago. Remember I told you I got one in 5th grade?

Now I don't want to brag, but I'm kind of a natural. I'm not too good at keeping my lips from moving but I'm pretty skilled at insulting people and coming up with rude things to say on the fly. So much so that people were getting mad at me and running away.

I'm much better than this guy Jeff Dunham:

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16 comments:

  1. Morgan the MuseDecember 26, 2008 at 5:12:00 PM EST

    I should have known there was a catch there. But, hey, Jeff Dunham is pretty good, man.

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  2. Jennifer and SandiDecember 26, 2008 at 5:16:00 PM EST

    Jeff Dunham ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Happy Friday!

    - Jennifer

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  3. CrysDecember 26, 2008 at 6:19:00 PM EST

    i'm going to have to throw the gauntlet.

    video yourself. lemme see.

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  4. SkylersDadDecember 26, 2008 at 7:30:00 PM EST

    So, do you at least change your voice when talking like the dummy? If not, then with your lips moving and your voice not changing, it's not so much ventriloquism as insulting people while moving your hand crammed up somethings ass.

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  5. AnonymousDecember 26, 2008 at 7:35:00 PM EST

    LOVE Jeff Dunham. Have you seen him when he does Achmed the Terrorist? "I will KEEEEL YOU!!"

    OMG, tears rolling down my face from laughter!

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  6. Swedish ChefDecember 26, 2008 at 7:49:00 PM EST

    In my extensive experience, cramming your hand up someones ass is insult enough. In fact it's quite literally adding insult to injury...usually.

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  7. CowguyDecember 26, 2008 at 10:36:00 PM EST

    "Hey, free dummy!"


    ... I always wanted one.

    J.

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  8. GretaDecember 26, 2008 at 11:11:00 PM EST

    Lol! The black guys were laughin their asses off!

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  9. URBAN BLONDEDecember 26, 2008 at 11:41:00 PM EST

    Those things still scare the shit outta me.

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  10. MeganDecember 27, 2008 at 12:21:00 AM EST

    I like Walter better than I like you right now.

    Just sayin'...

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  11. GwenDecember 27, 2008 at 2:48:00 AM EST

    Hey, Doc. Ventriloquists are creepy.

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  12. buffalodickDecember 27, 2008 at 8:59:00 AM EST

    In the words of Achmed the Dead Terrorist: "Silence! I keell you!"

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  13. ChrisDecember 27, 2008 at 10:35:00 AM EST

    Were you doing this bit?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PxgVoUL22s8&feature=related

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  14. Dr ZibbsDecember 27, 2008 at 12:58:00 PM EST

    Chris - I love that creepy movie.

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  15. Lisa-tastrophiesDecember 27, 2008 at 4:01:00 PM EST

    Jeff Dunham is too funny. Of course that video was from the 80s (Did you see the mullet hair and bad fashion????) so he has definitly improved since then. Plus, I love Walter and Ahkamed. Not so much Jose Pepper on a Stick.

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  16. Ms. Florida TransplantDecember 27, 2008 at 8:09:00 PM EST

    I want to see a video of you doing it. I can't stand this guy.

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