Can you believe this commercial for the oven cleaner Mr Muscle? It's got sex written all over it. Subliminal style. I thought that was illegal. Here's my evidence.
1) It's got Charlotte Rae in it.
2) She's on all fours with her ass in your face.
3) Listen closely at 15 seconds in when she moans the word, "ohhhhhhhh". Pretty obvious what that's supposed to sound like.
4) At 21 seconds in do you hear that word they use? Yup. "Penetrate". Do you know what that means? Look it up. You won't believe it.
I rest my case.
ohhh yeahhh Zibsy. Facts of Life soft porn. That Charlotte Rae can moan!
ReplyDeletePersonally, I think one should wipe clean BEFORE the next morning, but who am I to judge?
ReplyDeleteI heard that Charlotte was good at cleaning up other types of messes, if you get my drift... Nudge nudge, wink wink...
ReplyDelete"Mr Muscle, you're a good man to wake up to!"
ReplyDeleteNothing subliminal about it, she wants Mr Muscle to spray his foam all over her.
Dirty b*tch.
This commercial confuses me.
ReplyDeleteWith the product geared towards women, why did they use Charlotte Rae instead of someone like Mark Spitz or Joe Namath?
Poor planning, if you ask me.
Does Mr. Muscle cook bacon too?
ReplyDeleteNow I did not see that with her. Probably cause it disturbs me so much to think that she has hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh And you my friend "thanks" for pointing this out!!
ReplyDeleteEwww
ReplyDeleteYour descriptions are good enough, I'm afraid to click and have my Facts Of Life memories twisted.
ReplyDeleteYou know, you take the good, you take the bad....
She has quite a nice grip on that can at the end.
ReplyDeleteWell...I was totally with you on the sex connnection until I realized it involved Charlotte Rae.
ReplyDeleteThen I was all..."ewww."
Charlotte Rae is the epitome of sex.
ReplyDeleteOh my God, you're right.
ReplyDeleteI'll be scarred for life.
That is just wrong!! I swear I am never going to touch another can of Mr. Muscle in the same way again.
ReplyDeleteI didnt know you're supposed to clean an oven.
ReplyDeleteBlimey, that is dicey.
ReplyDeleteHer kitchen is pretty bleak, so I think I understand why she's enthralled by a can of aerosol cleaner.
That just isn't right.
ReplyDeleteCan someone help me clean up after watching that?
ReplyDeleteEwwww. He said Penetrate. About Mrs. Garrett. Tootie will be so jealous.
ReplyDeleteOhhh Mr. Muscle.
ReplyDeleteSo good to wake up to.
I think "pentrates" better explains the video. Obviously showing LOTS of penetration.
--Lovely Miss Catherine
Raarrrrrrr! Charlotte Rae!! Grab my feet I'm goin' to heaven.
ReplyDeleteSass beat me to it.
ReplyDeleteYou're sick, dude!
ReplyDeleteDude Charlotte Rae and Sex I never want to hear these words together ever again.
ReplyDelete"You're a good man to wake up to!" Whaa haaa haaaa!
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