So the term Portuguese Water Hound is the number one search term in Google Trends right now. Do you know why? Because it may be the dog that the Obama family picks to be their new dog. It's between the Portuguese Water Hound and a Labradoodle.
Jesus Christ. I can't believe that is the top Google Search! People sure do have a lot of time on their hands. And the more time people waste reading nonsense, the less time they have to read my amazing gems. So to save you time, here are a few search terms in the top 100:
Jesus Christ. I can't believe that is the top Google Search! People sure do have a lot of time on their hands. And the more time people waste reading nonsense, the less time they have to read my amazing gems. So to save you time, here are a few search terms in the top 100:
Half Smoke
American Pie Band Camp
2010 Ford Taurus
Desert Botanical Garden
Barefoot Contessa
Peanut Butter recall
The Karate Kid
Uvula
Fun Foil Art
Farmhouse Movie
Now get back to reading my blog.
American Pie Band Camp
2010 Ford Taurus
Desert Botanical Garden
Barefoot Contessa
Peanut Butter recall
The Karate Kid
Uvula
Fun Foil Art
Farmhouse Movie
Now get back to reading my blog.
I thought a Portuguese Water Hound was one of those fabled sexual positions. Sorry, I'll quit driving up the google searches now that I know.
ReplyDeleteReally? #1 huh?
ReplyDeleteI like your list of alternatives. They HAVE to be more interesting.
I wouldnt know a Portuguese Water Hound from Shinola... but I ate a whole bag of Labradoodles by myself last night.
ReplyDeleteMmmmmm mmm!
Uvula? LOL
Cowguy - what's Shinola? Is it an Italian pastry? Yeah. It's an Italian pastry.
ReplyDeleteYes, since you asked..people are freaking loser..well most are. Except people like us:)
ReplyDeleteWhat NO Hussy Housewife in the top ten!!! Oh well..at least I still am #1 on google for "Can drinking fingernail polish remover get you high?"
Portuguese Water Dogs can be a bit gamey if you don't cook them properly. Just an FYI.
ReplyDeleteHoly Crap we have way too much time on our hands. The free world is going broke and my minions are wasting their precious work time looking up dogs!! Let the beatings begin... again. People get back to reading Dr. Zibbs NOW before I have to give you some actual work to do.
ReplyDeleteI can't get enough uvulas. Uvulae?
ReplyDeleteMy guess is that Paris Hilton and Britney Spears are behaving themselves these days, so dogs are the next thing that come to mind.
ReplyDeletePUUUUUUUUUH-PPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteAnd the type of dog that the first family is going to get is considered news?
ReplyDeletePeople, we are looking at the possiblity of an all Pennsylvania Super Bowl, and you are looking up dogs?
Please start looking up the history of the Steagles.
Thank you.
(And that maybe click on one of them ads over there -->, especially the one for the Little Willies. You'll have to scroll way down, but I know you can do it. Feel the burn!)
What else are 8 billion unemployed people going to do?
ReplyDeleteSurf for free porn like the rest of us.
ReplyDeleteShinola is like an old shoe polish. The term was used when one generation would refer to the next below them in a semi-derrogatory manner in that they "didn't know shit from Shinola."
ReplyDeleteWow, that's kind of sad. I had no desire to see what the President's dog was going to look like.
ReplyDeleteMaybe I'm just out of the loop.
That is an ugly dog. But then I am in a kind of dog hating mood right now.
ReplyDeleteWait, when you got that photo of the Portuguese Water Hound, did you do a Google search? If you did that would be funny.
ReplyDeleteBut I am easily amused...
:)
We as a people, have far too much time on our hands. Apparently.
ReplyDeleteyes, sir!
ReplyDeleteNow everyone will get them and they will become inbred due to supply and demand...
ReplyDeleteI can't believe their getting a Portuguese dog.
ReplyDeleteThe White House is going to reek like smelts.
This dog is soooo cute!Some posts ago you were criticising Schnauzers..now that..what wrong with big black and hairy..dogs?Don't tell me you own a Chihuahua and envy the big ones...oh, and I'm italian and I've never heard of Shinola's..What is it?
ReplyDeleteHmmm Fun Foil Art. Isn't that wasteful of good aluminum?
ReplyDeleteI love SHINOLA's. I think Barefoot Contessa has recipes out there for them!
- Jennifer
Raf - I don't like schnauzers but I live this dog. And I have a lab.
ReplyDeleteThat is one fugly dog! And I'm thinking people think uvula means something else. Wanktards. Wish I could see their faces when they find out what it really is! Ha!
ReplyDeleteWhat's even better is the person "reporting" on this story didn't even get the name of the breed correct. LOL
ReplyDeleteThey're actually a great breed, too bad....but wait, I shant go there.
Queen Goob - I think you're right. It's not really a hound is it?
ReplyDeleteI fucking hate Portungal.
ReplyDeleteWhat I want to know is how he plans to adopt this extremely rare breed from a shelter. He may have gotten himself in trouble by publicly announcing that!
ReplyDeleteOh please. This is an ILLINOIS POLITICIAN people.
ReplyDelete1) Obama will put in "request" at shelter for breed, if one "happens" to come in.
2) Big donar and dog breeder will get annonymous type that shelter is looking for breed.
3) Big donar drops off show quality dog that he "just can't place" on his own.
4) White House will get notified that dog "showed up.". Oddly, with AKC papers and all.
5) Donar get's to charge extra for remaining dogs in the litter.
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