So everyone chimed in about The Outsiders on my last post. Now you want to talk about a real movie from back in the day, check out (again) - Fast Times at Ridgmont High.
In this clip, Damone gives his five point plan on how to treat women.
1) Never let on how much you like a girl.
2) Always call the shots.
3) Act like wherever you are, it's the place to be.
Can you name his steps four and five? Smooth.
4. Find out what the lady wants and order for the both of you.
ReplyDelete5. When it comes to making out put on Led Zepplin.
Great movie. One of my favorites.
4. Warm up before you get in the game, if you know what I mean.
ReplyDelete5. If you don't have enough money to pay, pretend to go to the bathroom, then slide out the side door.
Diane Lane and then Phoebe Cates (at least in spirit) in the same day. Now I see why your blog is so popular.
ReplyDeleteUm okay I'll play....
ReplyDelete4. Wine before liquor gets her drunk quicker.
5. Don't ever call her by her sister's/mother's/best friend's name.
Damone? Was that the dude's name? I cringed every time he has a scene. He was on Will & Grace years later, playing a stoner. I still cringed. Then again, I'm an opinionated be-otch! : )
ReplyDeleteSarah - I likes your style.
ReplyDeleteI was only 13 when it came out and my parents wouldn't let me see it. (My parents were young; I got away with NOTHING.) By the time I was on my own (17) I didn't care anymore.
ReplyDeleteGwen - if you haven't seen this movie you better watch it this weekend!
ReplyDeleteOne of my all time favorite movies........
ReplyDeleteMr Hand.......I'd do him
peace
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Mike Damone is a little prick!
ReplyDeleteI love the way Shrek 3 steals Sean Penn's "falling stoned out of the van" scene.
ReplyDeleteYeah baby.
ReplyDeleteYou American guys are REALLY smooth.
making out to Led Zepplin? No wonder you have to get a girl drunk.
Classic! Yo Stacey! And listening to Led Zeppelin was totally one of them.
ReplyDeleteNow I have to go Google Phoebe Cate's pool scene.
ReplyDeleteI like boobies.
Way to go Hamilton!
ReplyDeleteHad to check out the author of the sheep with dildo comment!
ReplyDeleteGrad of your fine institution, by the way, long ago and a galaxy away. I was watching news coverage of Wyeth's death and seeing those pastoral scenes from Chadd's Ford and I really missed the area.
Oh, and as for Fast Times clip, now I know where those pick up artists got their knowledge.
ReplyDeletePHD on Yogurty - are you saying we know each other?
ReplyDeleteIt always bothered me that when Damone said to put on side 1 of Led Zeppelin IV, but ostensibly to illustrate that point, the song Rat had on in his car was "Kashmir," which is on Physical Graffiti.
ReplyDeletePersonally, I would rather make out to Physical Graffiti because it's my favorite Led Zeppelin album. But that's not the point.
Don't tell my kid, but put on Led Zeppelin 4 always worked...
ReplyDeleteBeckeye - so true with the Led Sep wrong album mistake.
ReplyDeleteFancy - Now I know your weekness.