I have no idea if this book is good or not but every time I see this Attack of the Theater People book at the Exton Barnes and Noble I just start cracking up.
I'm waiting to see someone I know in the store so I can sneak up on them, reach this book around the corner into their face and say, "Hiiiiiiiiii there big boy."
Jazz Hands!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteDude on the cover looks a little like a young Matthew Modine. In a gay way.
ReplyDeleteYou know, I am getting a stronger and stronger feeling that you might be an uncomfortable person to know at times.
ReplyDeleteI thought it was Scott Baio on the cover.
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You know what I HATE? yes that's right, the THEATRE! (or is it Theater in the US of A?)
ReplyDeleteDancers are bad news, but not as bad as this!
ReplyDeleteThat is a pretty hilarious book title/cover.
ReplyDeleteI would crack up too. Except I would buy it because I couldn't help myself.
Ok, so those purple pants are totally awesome and all, but i would rather hang out with the guy with the radio on his shoulder. I think if i threw some cardboard down he'd be able to break dance 80's-style without any problems. And that's just sort of what i'm looking for in a gay-man.
ReplyDeleteWow, that guy looks really, really happy! Oh, and gay. Definitely gay.
ReplyDeleteNot that there's anything wrong with that.
I'm more interested in "How I Paid For College" by the same author. Especially if it involved wearing this outfit.
ReplyDeleteSwing by the Coatesville Cultural Society some time. See em in their natural habitat. Prepare to be hugged.
ReplyDeleteI'm with B.E. Earl. That's Matthew Modine (pre-"Birdie")
ReplyDeleteWant.
ReplyDeleteI also want that lunch lady action figure displayed down there in that Amazon ad. She is awesome and would make the perfect funny gift for some special blogger in your life. And I'm pretty sure someone special has a birthday coming up . . .
"...and I'm dancing like neverrrrr before!"
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Gwen - see - you can click on that lunch lady thing and order. I'm allowed to tell people to do that but technically I'm not supposed to tell people to click on the non-Amazon ads.
ReplyDeleteCowguy - I know you're covered in water right now.
Awesome and I'm even a former theatre student. But I was more of the sexy, moody, drama filled variety. ;)
ReplyDeletemy first thought seeing that picture was .. when did richard simmons start wearing spandex? I don't know why it make me think of him .. but yeah. scary and hysterical all at the same time.
ReplyDeleteThat photo makes me want to never go to a movie theatre again! Well....maybe I lied a tad. I want to go see Mall Cop and Gran Torino. Can I retract my first statement???
ReplyDelete- Jennifer
Jennifer - see Gran Torino. It's great.
ReplyDeleteMake a bronze statue of that bad boy, and give it out as "The Gay Heisman Trophy."
ReplyDeleteBecause you don't have to be hoosexual to be gay.
Y'all see Matthew Modine...I see Dick Van Dyke in Mary Poppins.
ReplyDeleteMaybe my eyesight isn't back yet.
And can Scope please fill me in on the definition of a "hoosexual?"
'Cause I'm feeling a little...HOO...Sexual.
or somethin'.
I saw that the minute I hit publish, smart-ass. I meant "Homer-sexual", like sexual for a yeller nuclear plant worker.
ReplyDeleteWhen did Adrian Zmed start modeling for book covers?
ReplyDeleteLooks like a young Bill Clinton to me...if a guy is married to a pantsuit wearin' woman, he's gotta be gay.
ReplyDeleteOh SNAP!
ReplyDeleteI would buy it just for the cover.
ReplyDeleteThen I would proudly display it on my coffee table whenever friends come to call and let hilarity ensue!