Thursday, January 15, 2009

Weird Dreams, Dogs and Nipple Find


I just had another weird dream. I was doing stuff around my house and something was rubbing against my pants. Right below my belt.

So I pull my pants down a bit and there are two nipples that had grown on my pelvic area. So I run in a panic to show my wife and she calmly says, "I wouldn't worry about it, you know how dogs have multiple nipples? Maybe it's just some weird genetic thing and it's totally harmless."

What!!!!??????
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36 comments:

  1. AnonymousJanuary 15, 2009 at 12:42:00 PM EST

    Dude, you seriously need to keep a log of all your dreams. It would make one incredibly funny book! Or a disturbing one....ha! :-)

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  2. The Imaginary ReviewerJanuary 15, 2009 at 12:43:00 PM EST

    Well, you know what Freud would say about that: You're obsessed with sex.

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  3. Queen GoobJanuary 15, 2009 at 1:01:00 PM EST

    Nah....it means his wife thinks he's a dog.

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  4. Dr ZibbsJanuary 15, 2009 at 1:14:00 PM EST

    Giggle Pixie - I do keep a log of my dreams. It's called my blog.

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  5. J. HiJanuary 15, 2009 at 1:14:00 PM EST

    I looked that up in my 'what dreams mean' book and I think your dream means that you are gay or scared of Simon Cowell--one or the other.

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  6. Queen GoobJanuary 15, 2009 at 1:17:00 PM EST

    …..or he's self-conscious about how big his nipples really are and he's scared someone will see them and comment on his girlie-mon nipples and then he'll have to kill someone and wind up growing a goatee in prison so his boyfriend feels like he's having sex with a woman and not a really big nippled blue yak.

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  7. Queen GoobJanuary 15, 2009 at 1:17:00 PM EST

    Yeah, that's it.

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  8. ~::* Kreativemess *::~January 15, 2009 at 1:31:00 PM EST

    AHAH weird dream!

    To see nipples in your dream, relate to infantile needs and a regression into dependency or refers to your negative feelings about relationships. You also might feel sexually inadequate.

    .....hopefully for you it's none of these and it's just a random dream...

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  9. Jennifer and SandiJanuary 15, 2009 at 1:40:00 PM EST

    I think your wife is one smart cookie!

    I've heard that eating a bag of Brach's Jelly Bells as in the photo, does help with odd dreams.

    - Jennifer

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  10. Swedish ChefJanuary 15, 2009 at 1:41:00 PM EST

    Nice one Dr. Nipplepants...

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  11. Dr ZibbsJanuary 15, 2009 at 1:45:00 PM EST

    Swedish Chef - aren't you due to write another post?

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  12. words...words...words...January 15, 2009 at 1:58:00 PM EST

    From now on, you're Dr. Nipps.

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  13. .January 15, 2009 at 2:09:00 PM EST

    Well..about that nipples..I supposed you would be spending most of the day touching them!
    And you could stick your..between them..and enjoy yourself!
    Are your dreams suggesting you.. that you are perhaps sexually bored?

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  14. GwenJanuary 15, 2009 at 2:20:00 PM EST

    Are you sure they weren't just ticks?

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  15. katrocketJanuary 15, 2009 at 2:33:00 PM EST

    Hahahahaha! Super(fluous)!

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  16. FalwlessJanuary 15, 2009 at 2:53:00 PM EST

    That is the awesomest dream in the history of ever. I'm totally gonna try to top that one tonight when I go to sleep.

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  17. Some GuyJanuary 15, 2009 at 3:03:00 PM EST

    Did you try milking them in your dream? In my dreams, milk prices are through the roof, so this could be a real money saver.

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  18. Dr ZibbsJanuary 15, 2009 at 3:03:00 PM EST

    To Gwen and others thinking that they might not have been tick bites - I examined them closely and they were thick, meaty, disgusting man nipples. They weren't even a match to my perfectly sized nips which made it more horrifying.

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  19. ChrisJanuary 15, 2009 at 3:05:00 PM EST

    I told you to quit dropping a 1/2 hit of LSD before going to sleep, but would you listen?

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  20. AnonymousJanuary 15, 2009 at 3:08:00 PM EST

    At least it wasn't Ray Milland's head down, you know, down there.

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  21. HJanuary 15, 2009 at 3:29:00 PM EST

    I could give a shit about the dream...I want to know what kind of job you have that you get to sleep in until 11:48am??

    Oh but the dream means you are turning to beastiality.

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  22. Dr ZibbsJanuary 15, 2009 at 3:45:00 PM EST

    H - What kind of job do I have? Do you think That Blue Yak could exist without it being a fulltime venture with a huge staff? Use your head girl.

    As for the posting time, I've been trying to post at various times so people in different parts of the world can all get a chance to be one of the first few to leave a comment. In the past, people in certain parts of the world probably had to set their alarms for the middle of the night just to leave an early comment. And that's just not fair.

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  23. jigginsJanuary 15, 2009 at 4:11:00 PM EST

    ahahahahahahaa! ha!

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  24. GretaJanuary 15, 2009 at 4:30:00 PM EST

    Awww. Wives always know the best things to say.

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  25. Fancy SchmancyJanuary 15, 2009 at 5:50:00 PM EST

    Maybe your biological clock is ticking and this is your subconcious's way of saying you want another baby.

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  26. AnonymousJanuary 15, 2009 at 6:50:00 PM EST

    I'm no Freud but perhaps subconciously you feel like you're missing on some suckling below the belt. And yes I did feel wrong typing that.

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  27. CoraJanuary 15, 2009 at 6:58:00 PM EST

    Your wife totally called you a dog there. No doubt about it. So.... is she correct, Sir?

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  28. ArielJanuary 15, 2009 at 7:41:00 PM EST

    wow mister, I don't even know what to say about that. pretty funny but definitely WTF??

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  29. AnonymousJanuary 15, 2009 at 7:46:00 PM EST

    Your subconscious is one funny dude.

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  30. AnonymousJanuary 15, 2009 at 10:02:00 PM EST

    You are freaking me out.


    peace
    #2

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  31. Lisa-tastrophiesJanuary 15, 2009 at 11:52:00 PM EST

    I;m sorry about the dream. But I was more distured about the poor dog in the picture. It looks like she has mastitis. I hope she is doing well

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  32. URBAN BLONDEJanuary 16, 2009 at 12:08:00 PM EST

    And you think my dreams are weird.

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  33. MichelleJanuary 16, 2009 at 4:19:00 PM EST

    Ummmm yeah WHAT?????

    I am getting seriously scared being your stalker!!!

    Love
    Stalker

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  34. Caffeine CourtJanuary 16, 2009 at 9:44:00 PM EST

    When you squeezed them did milk come out?

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  35. UnknownJanuary 17, 2009 at 1:54:00 PM EST

    EVEN I don't have an interpretation for that one... except maybe nipple envy? Wait.. you already have 2 .. nope I got NOTHIN

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  36. AnonymousJanuary 20, 2009 at 8:21:00 AM EST

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