Saturday, February 14, 2009

Chester County Blogger Offers Slow Ride Valentine's Day Dance To Ladies.

Happy Valentine's Day to my female readers. And for a special present, I'm going to offer you this:

OK. Cut out a heart in the shape of what you think might be the size of my head. Now glue it to a broom.

OK. Now go change into something slutty and come back. I'll wait.

(you come back) Hey. Looking good. Now hit play on this Foghat song Slow Ride and follow the instructions below.



Oh Yeah! Now grab the broom and pretend it's me. MMM hmmmm. That's it - keep dancin'...there you go. Yeah. A little grinding?...oh yeah baby - don't mind if I do.

OK up against the wall? Alllll right.

(repeat until song ends then make out with the broom).

Happy Valentine's Day! I'm glad I just made it your best ever.
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25 comments:

  1. Dr ZibbsFebruary 14, 2009 at 2:51:00 PM EST

    P.S. If I find out that any of my male readers are doing this I will take this post down immediately and you will have ruined it for everyone!

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  2. Son of a ThomasFebruary 14, 2009 at 3:19:00 PM EST

    Oooops!

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  3. dianeFebruary 14, 2009 at 3:36:00 PM EST

    You suave devil you. HVD. xo

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  4. AnnFebruary 14, 2009 at 3:40:00 PM EST

    Now that I'm done laughing at the visual... Slow Ride is like that longest song ever, to the point that it makes me cranky. I'm partial to "I Wanna To Kiss You All Over" By Exile. Great bass line. (I know- Nag, nag, nag.)

    Happy VD! :)

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  5. AnonymousFebruary 14, 2009 at 4:26:00 PM EST

    I hope you don't mind, I didn't have a broom handy and I did this with a mop.

    Well, it wasn't your head per se, it was Kate Winslett's head. Actually, it wasn't her head at all, I didn't bother with cutting anyone's head out.

    In fact, I never danced with the mop. I used it to clean the kitchen floor. And I wasn't doing it in slutty clothes either.

    I exaggerate, I never even mopped the kitchen floor, I was laying around, napping, and watching TV. But happy Valentine's Day anyways, I was thinking about you.

    Well, not even really thinking about you, I was thinking about napping.

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  6. PeggyFebruary 14, 2009 at 4:28:00 PM EST

    Was it as good for you too..?

    Guru....U made me lol again!
    Had to come by today to see what you wrote
    glad I did!

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  7. AnonymousFebruary 14, 2009 at 4:28:00 PM EST

    Where shall I place the broom handle?


    Would you like to bend over? Or shall I?

    peace
    #2

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  8. Dr ZibbsFebruary 14, 2009 at 4:52:00 PM EST

    Sista # 2 - you go first.

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  9. AnonymousFebruary 14, 2009 at 6:15:00 PM EST

    Damn but you're light on your feet!!! :-)

    Happy Valentines Day Dr. Zibbs!!

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  10. M@February 14, 2009 at 6:33:00 PM EST

    Remember in grade school when everyone gave everyone valentines?

    Happy Valentines Day Bill. Love David.

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  11. ShawnFebruary 14, 2009 at 6:50:00 PM EST

    Oh my...whew! Let me catch my breath a minute! Oh, my husband is coming. Quick! Do I have any straw in my hair?

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  12. CoraFebruary 14, 2009 at 10:10:00 PM EST

    Ohhh, Dr Zibbs, you're so romantic. *le sigh*

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  13. AnonymousFebruary 14, 2009 at 10:33:00 PM EST

    I don't have a broom.

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  14. sjFebruary 14, 2009 at 10:46:00 PM EST

    and all i had for you was a valentine's day card that said "i choo-choo-choose you."

    oh well.

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  15. J.J. in L.A.February 14, 2009 at 11:35:00 PM EST

    Never heard of the song, and the song wouldn't play but I'd dance to 'I want you to want me', personally.

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  16. AnonymousFebruary 15, 2009 at 5:33:00 AM EST

    Thanks for the dance, Zibby.
    Happy VD!

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  17. JillFebruary 15, 2009 at 6:13:00 AM EST

    I kissed a broom and I liked it!

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  18. MichelleFebruary 15, 2009 at 8:21:00 AM EST

    I made out with the broom!!

    It was fun!!

    Thanks Dr Z for making this the best valentines day ever!!!!!

    Love
    Stalker

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  19. Libby MaximFebruary 15, 2009 at 9:27:00 AM EST

    hey, just found your blog, i blog locally as well, love your radio show and glad you are back on the air, i still miss the old talk show format WCHE had back in the 80s, it was the best

    libby of Biker Chicks, road biking for ladies
    http://bikerchickswc.blogspot.com/

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  20. buffalodickFebruary 15, 2009 at 9:31:00 AM EST

    Gave broom to wife- I now am known as her bloody Valentine...

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  21. Dr ZibbsFebruary 15, 2009 at 10:36:00 AM EST

    Jill - hahahahhaa

    Libby Maxim - thanks for finding my blog but I've never had a radio show. You must have me confused with someone else.

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  22. Dr ZibbsFebruary 15, 2009 at 10:59:00 AM EST

    WHAT THE HELL??? Youtube disabled this video already?

    Stupid jerks!

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  23. GretaFebruary 15, 2009 at 2:59:00 PM EST

    Lol. But Poo's comment was better than the Foghat.

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  24. dizzy momFebruary 15, 2009 at 9:53:00 PM EST

    Damn. I'm too late! Sure Dr.Z, blame it on you tube. You took it down after Son of Thomas sent you a video of him "dancing" with the broom.

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  25. ~EFebruary 17, 2009 at 6:08:00 PM EST

    dang it! I knew I shouldn't have lent my broom out the other day! and you know, the roomba just won't cut it!

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