Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Erotic Peaches Will Get You Everytime. Georgia Calendar Material.



I'm watching Alton Brown right now and he's talking about peaches. It is a pretty erotic fruit if you think about it. The shape of it with the crack area. The bit of fuzz. The juicy drip. And I love when they show chicks from Georgia wearing farm clothes and eating peaches.

I haven't had a peach in ages. I just forget to buy them. I love to annoy my wife sometimes by saying things like, "You know me and my peaches."

And she'll say, "I've never, ever heard you mention that you liked peaches ever!"

That's all for now but on a related subject, you can now follow me on Twitter AND I just wrote something about peaches that some of you may find fascinating.
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21 comments:

  1. AnonymousMarch 24, 2009 at 8:51:00 PM EDT

    There is nothing fascinating about peaches.

    Juicy drip's are a dime a dozen in my home


    peace
    #2

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  2. words...words...words...March 24, 2009 at 8:53:00 PM EDT

    Movin to the country gonna eat a lot of peaches
    Im movin to the country Im gonna eat me a lot of peaches
    Im movin to the country Im gonna eat a lot of peaches
    Movin to the country Im gonna eat a lot of peaches
    Peaches come from a can they were put there by a man
    In a factory downtown
    If I had my little way Id eat peaches everyday
    Sun soakin bulges in the shade

    Movin to the country Im gonna eat a lot of peaches
    Movin to the country Im gonna eat a lot of peaches
    Im movin to the country gonna eat a lot of peaches
    Movin to the country gonna eat a lot of peaches

    I took a little nap where the roots all twist
    Squished a rotten peach in my fist
    And dreamed about you woman
    I poked my finger down inside makin a little room for a ant to hide
    Natures candy in my hand or can or a pie

    Millions of peaches peaches for me
    Millions of peaches peaches for free
    Millions of peaches peaches for me
    Millions of peaches peaches for free

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  3. dianeMarch 24, 2009 at 8:58:00 PM EDT

    I think I truly hate twitter, sorry. But I loooove peaches, and now I want one, thanks to you.
    I bet cute hubby would agree with you about the sexy farm girls.

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  4. JeannieMarch 24, 2009 at 9:15:00 PM EDT

    It figures someone would bring up Paxton = what an annoying song.

    It's not peach season.

    You have a weird mind.

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  5. ShawnMarch 24, 2009 at 9:45:00 PM EDT

    What? You annoy your wife sometime? Surely you jest.

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  6. Dr ZibbsMarch 24, 2009 at 9:45:00 PM EDT

    WWW - Love that song.

    Diane -but it's me on Twitter. And did you miss the part where I said I mentioned peaches? Go back and re-read the post.

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  7. CameronMarch 24, 2009 at 9:47:00 PM EDT

    I thought you said Twitter was the anti-Christ, or something similar? Anyhoo, your link is bogus, it does not point to your twitter address, which may or may not be your point.

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  8. Dr ZibbsMarch 24, 2009 at 9:55:00 PM EDT

    Cameron - I used to think it was lame but I have the feeling that it's hard for some of my readers because they don't get enough of me.

    As for the link to the basic Twitter site, I want to see how many people will take the time to find me. Then, in a few days, I will provide a link on my sidebar.

    This kind of like my Twitter soft opening.

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  9. Andrew RodriguezMarch 24, 2009 at 10:01:00 PM EDT

    TPOTUSA great band! When I think of Peaches, I think of Stuckeys along I-95 through Georgia, then I think of naked chicks at Cafe Risque that's also off of I-95 in Georgia then I think of Pedro's South of the Border off of I-95 in South Carolina where we can buy fireworks....I'm sorry what was the question? Oh yes, Twitter, yea I can't find you...

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  10. Dr ZibbsMarch 24, 2009 at 10:03:00 PM EDT

    Andrew, I'll have to post the link, It should be under Dr Zibbs or That Blue Yak.

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  11. CameronMarch 24, 2009 at 10:12:00 PM EDT

    Zibbs....givin til it hurts. When do you sleep? By the way, did you autograph my 8 x 10 Yak picture yet?

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  12. AnonymousMarch 24, 2009 at 10:53:00 PM EDT

    Oh man! I was gonna kick it old school Steve Miller... "I really love your peaches/wanna shake your trees".. then someone had to go and make me feel a hundred years old by quoting some 90s grunge band....

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  13. skywindMarch 25, 2009 at 2:03:00 AM EDT

    Oh, you really rich imagination! LOL.
    So tender of the peaches, I have been drooling. LOL
    Health information
    Humor & Fun World

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  14. mo.stoneskinMarch 25, 2009 at 2:30:00 AM EDT

    When "they show chicks from Georgia wearing farm clothes and eating peaches".

    Who are "they"? Are you speaking of the chick/farmhand/peaches chanel which I've heard so much about?!

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  15. Dr ZibbsMarch 25, 2009 at 7:56:00 AM EDT

    Cameron - What is sleep?

    Skywind - I understand what you're saying.

    Mo.Stoneskin - Calendar distribitors.

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  16. sjMarch 25, 2009 at 9:37:00 AM EDT

    i too was watching this episode of alton brown and said the exact same thing.. particularly when he was discussing it's plump but firm exterior.

    it sounded to me like he was describing a woman's... posterior.

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  17. AnonymousMarch 25, 2009 at 9:56:00 AM EDT

    I found you on Twitter and followed you. :D

    You'll be in my #followfriday list. :D

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  18. Soda and CandyMarch 25, 2009 at 10:24:00 AM EDT

    Peaches are sexy until you try to eat one with the skin on and then the fuzz is a little much.

    (I'd be wittier, but I read your comment where you said "Twitter soft opening", and now I can't stop giggling, because that sounds dirty as hell.)

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  19. MJenksMarch 25, 2009 at 2:28:00 PM EDT

    You should make an effort to see the Gaffney Peach, if you haven't already.

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  20. CoraMarch 25, 2009 at 2:52:00 PM EDT

    *dancing along with Words Words Words*

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  21. SamsmamaMarch 25, 2009 at 3:13:00 PM EDT

    My husband mentioned that he could "eat a peach for hours". Yet, when I bought some, he never touched them. Hmmm...

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