So I'm watching Anthony Bourdian the other night and the show was about Egypt. Did you know that some people keep their animals on their roofs? It's pretty common in parts of the world. You go to the family roof top and they have their chickens, goats and other animals.
Well then I had a dream that I was climbing up this huge mountain top. At the top there was a tiny house and on the roof there were animals. But here's the weird thing. There were giant eagles.. Their wing spans were over a hundred feet long. And they were talking to me. It was actually like being in heaven or something (as seen on TV) because their wings were like angels. It was pretty comforting and they were very wise.
Then all of a sudden, the one says, "I'll be right back." He takes off and flies into this huge flock of pigeons with his mouth open - eating them as he flew.
It was pretty cool. I wonder what that dream means
I think it means that people should start capitalizing their pronouns when refering to You.
ReplyDeleteIt may also mean You forgot to title this post.
Not sure which. :-)
I believe the dream means that you and Bette Midler will invite the Dalai Lama out for dinner at Huyang's Master Wok and after a scrumptious meal the Lama will excuse himself from the table to visit the restroom never to return to help you out with the check.
ReplyDeleteAnd THEN it gets weird? I'm choking on my cheerios over here.
ReplyDeleteThat Lama, what a dick. First he stiffs Carl for a round of caddying with the promise that on his death bed, he'll achieve total consciosness, and then he stiffs Zibbs with the tab?
ReplyDeleteYa know Bono and Sean Penn: Fuck Tibet!
Scope may be on to something here.
ReplyDeleteREAD: Eagles with wings like angels. Devouring measly piegon flocks in your wake. Hmmmm...
What do You think??
AND-if that wont convince you-my word veri here is "bibles"-no kidding.
I love Anthony Bourdain.
ReplyDeleteI know exactly what this means. This is a harbinger of the Ragnarök. The great gods Odin, Thor, Heimdell, Loki, and Freyr will all become fallen warriors and there will be only two humans left to re-populate the world. I always assumed it would be Me and Marissa Miller left... I'm sorry Zibbs, we may have to battle. You have been warned.
ReplyDeleteBrœðr muno beriaz
ok at bǫnom verða[z]
muno systrungar
sifiom spilla.
Hart er í heimi,
hórdómr mikill
—skeggǫld, skálmǫld
—skildir ro klofnir—
vindǫld, vargǫld—
áðr verǫld steypiz.
Mun engi maðr
ǫðrom þyrma
Ok, and my word verification was shipp (tell me thats not a viking reference...) I smell a new game involving the word verfication
It means don't eat the chili before bed.
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My word verification is "carne" which is 'meat' in italian! And I'm italian, so your blog is having a life of his own, just like Cora's and just told me that your problem is with meat.You probably eat too much last night..
ReplyDeleteDreams don't mean anything.
ReplyDeleteBecause if they do I have some therapy in my future.
It means that Bryan Adams is the anti-Christ.
ReplyDeleteDuh.
It's a metaphor for your favorite football team's next season. Or you took too much acid before bed.
ReplyDeleteHave you ever eaten pidgeon? De-LISH.
ReplyDeleteYou crossed my mind the minute I woke up this morning. Not that that is unusual...
ReplyDeleteI digress.
I had a dream where my mother was in a leather dominatrix outfit, I kept referring to Madonna as "Mooda," and I used a girls' bathroom in an old elementary school, and the principal was a man and came in and used the stall next to me. I'm pretty sure he was you. Oh, and my 5 year old was going to marry a boy with progeria. Isn't that the disease where they age really quickly?
I need therapy. Isn't there a Zibbsian Mind-Scrub that you can apply or something?
No d in pigeon!
ReplyDeleteHoly shit. Once again, can't compare to previous comments. And all I was gonna ask is what the hell do you eat before bedtime?
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ReplyDeleteMaybe the Eagles were practicing to make a landing in the Hudson?
ReplyDeleteP.S. I'd keep my windows closed!
- Jennifer
Hmm...it kind of sounds like a combination of movie plots...Seven Years in Tibet, The Lord of the Rings and The birds.
ReplyDeleteMaybe you were just hungry for popcorn?
Or maybe you crave movie theater sex?
Did you watch Max Payne last night too? Bourdain and Payne might explain the eagle dream.
ReplyDeleteIf I ever meet the Daili Lama I'm totally goig to break into "Hello Dolly". In the voice of Al Jolson.
ReplyDeleteEarl - I'm with you. Dreams mean nothing.
Anthony Bourdain was born with a horseshoe up his ass, because being on that show is the best job EVER!
ReplyDeleteI think it means ... well I have no idea, but it does remind me of something that happened to me this weekend. (You know me: It's all about ME!) I was at the Omaha Boats, Sports, and Travel Show and the Raptor Recovery people were there. They had an eagle and a bunch of other gigantic birds of prey on display (sad, but they are a good organization). They also had this huge raven sitting on a clear coffer for donations. When you got your money out, she would grab it from you and place it in the money slot. IT was really cool. That story probably doesn't help you to analyze your dream much, but cool story anyway, eh?
ReplyDeleteI had a dream last night that I had to pee really badly.
ReplyDeleteOh wait. That wasn't a dream... whoops.
I like that the eagle was so polite-- "I'll be right back", like it didn't want you to worry.
ReplyDeleteIt's good you didn't have to keep them in the house.
It means you're weirder than we thought.
ReplyDeleteAnd they say people from California are weird...
ReplyDeleteI think it means that you shouldn't mix prescriptions. Come to think of it, that's what most of your dreams are trying to tell you.
ReplyDeletePunkyBean - I agree. I'd kill for that job.
ReplyDeleteYou're disturbed.
ReplyDeleteFascinating.. yet, disturbed.