Bullshit JJ...you haven't had a hot dog til I nuked a Oscar Mayer beef hot dog in my microwave.
DO NOT skimp on hot dogs:
a) you don't know what the hell is in a hot dog, don't go generic, and b) I only eat beef hot dogs, which is contradictory to my love of all things pig, but I just love the beef dogs.
If you haven't drug it through the garden like a proper Chicago style dog, you are just eating meat in a casing. And may the Lord have mercy upon your dark, black, shriveled soul if you put ketchup on it.
Oh, And I've totally been eyeing that remote control zombie on your sidebar. I even clicked through to Amazon and read the reviews...I guess he falls over a lot. Bummer.
Wanna make out? I forgot to add that part.
ReplyDeleteGet it?
..with all the onions and stuff?..
Nevermind.
You haven't had a dog til you come to L.A. for a Tommy's Chili Dog.
ReplyDeleteI'm just sayin'...
JJ - I would love to!
ReplyDeleteBullshit JJ...you haven't had a hot dog til I nuked a Oscar Mayer beef hot dog in my microwave.
ReplyDeleteDO NOT skimp on hot dogs:
a) you don't know what the hell is in a hot dog, don't go generic, and
b) I only eat beef hot dogs, which is contradictory to my love of all things pig, but I just love the beef dogs.
Cameron - I agree. All beef is the only way to go. And I'll add that I need a soda with an h dog (that's hot dog for short). No beer. No water.
ReplyDeleteCameron,
ReplyDeleteYou can call it bullshit only after you come to L.A. and try it.
SMASH - aww yeah. Cameron you've got to go there now!
ReplyDeleteYou've got 30 days. And since JJ has been reading my blog longer if you don't go -it's up to her if you're allowed to continue to read my blog.
You two work it out privately.
Honor system.
If you haven't drug it through the garden like a proper Chicago style dog, you are just eating meat in a casing. And may the Lord have mercy upon your dark, black, shriveled soul if you put ketchup on it.
ReplyDeleteScope - ketchup on a hotdog? Never.
ReplyDeleteMustard, baby! Ketchup is for kids.
ReplyDeleteAnd thanks, Zibbs! I'm feelin' the power!
I'm so craving for this kind of food these past 2 days ...
ReplyDeleteBring on some extra onions - when you take a relaxing hot bath, you can play Das Boot ....
I got a fever. And the only prescription is more onions.
ReplyDeleteWould you like a hot dog with your onions?
ReplyDeleteIs that bun toasted? Yum!
Oh, And I've totally been eyeing that remote control zombie on your sidebar. I even clicked through to Amazon and read the reviews...I guess he falls over a lot. Bummer.
ReplyDeleteIt is NOT possible to have too many onions on a h-dog.
ReplyDeleteI'd add mustard AND ketchup ... I don't care if it is childish, it tastes good, and it's MY effin h-dog.
So nyah!
The bun is not toasted and yes, I do add mustard.
ReplyDeleteSwine flu man, Swine flu.
ReplyDeletepeace
#2
you wouldn't have gotten a kiss from me after eating that thing...
ReplyDeleteI looooove ketchup on my dog. I don't care of you do think I'm childish; it's yummy.
ReplyDeleteThat said I also love a kosher dog slathered in mustard and kraut.
That's ONION?? I thought that was kraut at first glance.
ReplyDeleteHhhhhere's to hhhhoping you didn't met any bloggers out that night.
Kimmie - to tell you the truth, after I ate this particular dog, my breath was onioney.
ReplyDeleteI'm not a fan of the super chopped onions on dogs.