I will be posting a picture of myself tomorrow. Yes. It's true. I may leave it up all day or maybe I'll just post it for a few hours so you better be checking out my blog.
And anyone who copies and pastes it onto their blog will get the wrath of me. When it's gone it's gone. So you might want to team up and take shifts.
So in anticipation, I will play this Carly Simon song, "You're so Vain". (You're..meaning me)
Good luck trying to sleep tonight.
Oh Sweet Jesus!
ReplyDeleteI can't stand the anticipation!
It's blogger history!
Candy I just don't hope too many people take off work though.
ReplyDeleteYou know, with the economy being what it is already.
Ha! Already called in sick. I've just consumed enormous amounts of Red Bull and cocaine. I'm prepared.
ReplyDeleteNo shit?! Really?! This isn't a trick of some sort where you'll post like a picture of your ear or bellybutton or something, is it?! Are we talking THE face ~ THE face of THE Dr Zibbs?!?!
ReplyDeleteWow.
Yeah, I'll be loitering here all day tomorrow. You can bet on it.
And sleeping tonight? Pfffft! Forget it!
Ctrl + F5
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Ctrl + F5
Ctrl + F5
That's "refresh", right? By golly, I hope so.
I predict it's going to be Animal from Sesame Street.
ReplyDeleteThis isn't some sort of gag, is it? I better not see some beef-cake with six pack abs, and huge muscles. Although, I'm sure you're ruggedly handsome, I would expect somebody with a knowledgable hadnsome-ness to him. Wait, maybe I am gay?
ReplyDeleteIf it is a pic of your junk I am so done with this blog.
ReplyDeleteOr will I be? Mmmmm?
If you look like Bill Pullman, I'm gonna freak!
ReplyDeleteI've envisioned you so many different ways. Now you're going to take that away? Did Batman take off the mask? Did Spiderman take off the mask? For God's sake, zibbs, get a hold of yourself!
ReplyDeleteIt's about time! I've showed myself in some of the most ridiculous and vulnerable positions on my site!
ReplyDeletewill your scarf be apricot?
ReplyDeleteI feel a little light-headed!
ReplyDeleteWill it be an author pose, with your fist tucked thoughtfully under your chiseled jaw?
Oh, the anticipation!
Haha...I am up early this morning and this is the first thing I read....I may be in the minority here but I say don't do it!
ReplyDeleteKeep the mystery alive!
Oh.
ReplyDeleteI thought you posted it yesterday. You know, you're sitting with Katherine Heigl.
I am dizzy and giddy with anticipation Dr Z!!
ReplyDeleteWHEN??
I have been dreaming of this day for a very long time!!
Please soon!!!!
WAITING!!!!
ReplyDeleteYou aren't going to trick us with some lame ass baby pic or one of your ass are you?
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That's what you will be if you are leading us on.
And who will you be wearing?
ReplyDeleteMerkin or no merkin?
ReplyDeleteOn a wholly unrelated note... Does this mean I can post the "wig series" from Beeps and Jdizzles?
I'll believe it when I see it....just saying.
ReplyDeleteCool. Will you be nude? Wearing clown makeup? With your hook hand in front of your junk?
ReplyDeleteI'll check this blog first thing when I get home from Classy Earl's. If it's a picture of you as a kid I will be quite peeved.
*LOL at Pru!!*
ReplyDeleteNo junk shots.....I like to imagine what you would look like naked. I do not want to see nakedness on a yak.
ReplyDeleteI need to tell the rednecks.....
peace
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Hmm. I feel like you're setting us up for something.
ReplyDeleteYay! My word ver is "merge." I don't know why, but I get so excited when they're real words.
Swedish Chef - no.
ReplyDeleteFuck me sideways, I just got logged on for the day! You havn't posted it yet, have you??
ReplyDeleteI feel like I -deserve- to see you after I sent those pics to you!
You know, lipstick & roses should get something in return.
I swear, if it's a picture of your big toe, I'ma take a plastic spoon to my wrists.
Phat Mama - you're not going to believe this but I made a separate folder for you pictures and Yahoo mail delete it. I was too embarrassed to ask yoyu to send the pictures a 3rd time.
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