So my weekend with the guys in Sea Isle City was great. Here are some random things that happened:
- Lots of card playing but not too much. I'm the only one that doesn't play. I did play a game called Left, Center, Right that is very retard friendly. I didn't win a round.
- Drank shitloads of beer, wine, Crown Royal and Jack Daniel's.
- One friend threw some pallets in the back of his truck on the way down. We burned them in a fire pit. While we're hanging out, this hot chick came up and asked what we were doing and where our wives were. My one friend quickly said, "We're on an all guy's gay weekend". She fell for it. She hung out and drank with us. She was bombed. Then someone realized that she was probably under 21 so we took her beer away. She was wearing a short skirt and you could see her underwear. I pointed that out to her and she said she didn't care. It's funny how one chick can totally change the dynamics of a group of guys. Soon she showed up, all we did was talk to her.
- Laughed our asses off the entire time retelling stories from back in the day. One friend, after telling one practical joke I've done after another said, "You're the meanest person I know". Baby.
- Played whiffle ball on beach.
- Walked to the Springfield Inn (a dive club). Within 10 minutes my friend got kicked out because some drunk asshole said something to him so my friend punched him in the face.
- Tried to find turtles in the bay. Failed.
Overall, a great time with friends I've known most of my life.
That's my quick wrap up since I didn't post yesterday (FIRST TIME IN OVER 10 MONTHS) so I had to write something.
That was my 16 year old niece you were drinking with, and you'll be hearing from my lawyer.
ReplyDeleteC Court - I told my buddies that your crew was down the week before and everyone was like, "girls from East???"...We could have met..
ReplyDeleteWelcome back, sounds like a hell of weekend, I guess nobody brought a bible for bible study...my guy only weekends suck ass.
ReplyDeleteThe Springfield was the hangout for my older relatives when we used to stay in Sea Isle. It was like a retirement home with a bar. It's shocking to hear it's a kids' dive now.
ReplyDeleteLOL at Caffiene Court!!
ReplyDeleteWith a group of guys and one girl, it's all about going in for the kill. Like you are all around trying to mark your territory- winner take all.
That and the fact that being with your buddies instantly reverts you back in time 20 years.
Good times.
Whoa, you were in Sea Isle this weekend? I went down, but had to go home after some guy stepped on my chihuahua in the Springfield Inn.
ReplyDeleteI told him he was standing on my dog, but then he punched me in the face.
Sounds like a good time. I will be doing a little hanging out and drinking with friends of 20+ years this weekend.
ReplyDeleteCora may be driving us home. :-)
Of course she didn't care if her underwear was showing. Why would she? It was, after all, an All Guys Gay Weekend. Nothing to fear from the lot of you.
ReplyDeleteWiffle Ball on the beach ain't easy. Lots of wind usually.
ReplyDeleteWelcome back, slacker!
ReplyDelete;-)
Left, Center, Right is the dumbest game on the planet. Of course, the 'inventor' is probably a millionaire by now.
ReplyDeleteSounds like a fun weekend. I need to learn that card game because I become card challenged when I'm drinking.
ReplyDeleteI am suprised you didn't play one of the world famous games you invented.
ReplyDeleteOf course -you- noticed her panties. Perv!
ReplyDeleteack! you played LCR?
ReplyDeletei hate that shit!
Anonymous - good one.
ReplyDeleteWe were actually getting on my friend's case because he put napkin pieces in his ears because it was too loud and we were saying the dude that was a "drunk guy" was really a retarded guy just trying to say hi but he couldn't hear him.
Hahahahaha, I SO hope your friend punched Perez Hilton in the face !! LOL
ReplyDeleteIf your weekend didn't involve a girl's finger in your ass, I don't want to hear about it.
ReplyDeleteYou like to rock the party.
ReplyDeleteThere is a retard friendly card game?? Who knew!
ReplyDeleteYou failed to mention how the under aged girl got home?
HAPPY TUESDAY!
- Jennifer
Sounds like a great weekend, all around!
ReplyDeleteJennifer - the hot girl walked home 2 houses down. Then we were waiting for a dude to come over and ask what we were doing giving his daughter beer.
ReplyDeleteAnd the dude would be younger than us.
Not posting is a good sign, it means you're out there living in the real world.
ReplyDeleteI got some nice visuals from your description of your trip, sounds like a really nice time.
Where is my 'welcome back, missed you'?!
ReplyDeleteEveryone already took all my one liners and jokes.
ReplyDeleteI need to get over here earlier!
Wow - you found a girl with panties??? All I see are thongs and muffin tops.
ReplyDeleteI don't think she was under 21!! Or it would have just been a string.
Welcome back Phat Mama - where have you been?
ReplyDeleteShelle - best to go to TBY every 20 minutes so you can be the first to comment.
Hit 40 - please snap camera phone pics.