You know you ladies want him and you dudes want to be him. Don't lie. It's not just the kickass wolf pelt. Look at the belt buckle and the necklace. He's got it all goin' on..
And wearing jeans to a lake?...my man's got some confidence!
What do you think is kickass about him?
..and what is that dude in the background doing? Pretending to tie his shoe so can get in the picture?
ReplyDeleteProbably.
I don't know what's kick-ass about him but check out those pelt bikinis. It's all about style.
ReplyDeleteThats some high quality, sort of oddly shaped, trim right there. That "I'm a lone wolf" line only works for so long though Mad-Dog...
ReplyDeleteSon of T - that's not a bikini...that the way that they use to look back in the...
ReplyDelete(looks closer at picture)
..oh nevermind.
There better damn well be a mullet under that dog head, or the whole thing loses all credibility.
ReplyDeleteWow, I thought the fur bikini was just an invention of seventies barbarian painters, but here's the actual deal.
ReplyDeleteMaybe this isn't a wolf pelt, but rather an actual wolf that this guy is wearing.
This is from the 70's right? I hope this is from the past. Maybe he'd like your wolf shirt to complete te ensemble
ReplyDeleteLost In Space - I'm sure my man never wears a shirt.
ReplyDeletewow he is a fox!!
ReplyDeleteHow big are those womens fanny's? They sure are needing a LOT of material to cover them
That actually scares me... not gonna lie...
ReplyDeleteI'm sure it does scare you Shelle...scares you that you might cheat on your husband.
ReplyDeleteI don’t think that’s a wolf pelt on his head. I think he’s actually half man and half TOTALLY F*CKING AWESOME!
ReplyDeleteThat dude is Legen(wait for it)dary!
ReplyDeleteI bet he's just as freaking awesome today. Think about it? How couldn't he be?
ReplyDeletephwoar...sex on 4 legs!!!
ReplyDeleteYou want to know what's kickass about him? His Burt Reynolds mustache. Yep. And the delightful way he's sucking in his gut to show us all his great ribcage. Not a six-pack, but kickass nonetheless.
ReplyDelete"What do you think is kickass about him?" Answer: the two leather-crotched "babes" his arm pits are growing.
ReplyDeleteWhat, were all the 'coons extinct in his 'hood? Bizarre.
ReplyDeleteLike the 'douch bags' label! Ha ha ha!
ReplyDeleteJust why?
ReplyDeleteHe's wearing a hat?
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omg I seriously think i dated him that summer in Virginia Beach.
ReplyDeleteshudder.
How could you not mention the 'stache?
ReplyDeleteThat dude is sexy.
For a cooter.
Yeah that stache has it going on too.
ReplyDeleteDamn...I now feel emasculated...
ReplyDeleteI can't look at him... the chick on his left (or my left) has the biggest snatch patch of a bikini... I'm thinking bush central down there???
ReplyDeleteWTF???
What I think is kickass is that they can apparently go without eating for months and still stand upright...oh wait, they're holding the dude up! The chick on my left needs a hot fudge sundae.
ReplyDeleteSnatch Patch - good one.
ReplyDeleteThe dude in the background is trying to start the whole photobomb craze by mooning the camera, but he's not very good at it, yet.
ReplyDeleteI WANT THAT HAT!!!! Now please, I need to get it.
ReplyDeletethat f*ckin guy is awesome
ReplyDeleteSo, just to be clear:
ReplyDeleteWolf T-shirt with American flag = Hillbilly.
Roadkill Wolf Pelt worn as a cowl/cape = Cool.
Got it.
a. The Porn Stache is totally turning me on!
ReplyDeleteb. Now I know who stole my fur bikin with the feathers! That bitch on the right!
c. You know he is wearing a Shark Tooth necklace, he kick ass in the water as well!
d. This isn't from the 70's
1. the sunglasses look to modern
2. the BABE on the left has a pierced belly button!
e. I am even more disturbed than before
Man oh man...that is one smokin' fella. Gotta me some of that.
ReplyDeleteFormer Fat Chick - I don't think that's a belly button ring. I think it's a deformity.
ReplyDeleteWay to post a picture of yourself without anyone really knowing! No one could be that awesome but you!
ReplyDeleteYeah Fancy - it's me.
ReplyDeletePersonally, I think the chick on the right is kickass.
ReplyDeleteYou notice how the girl on the left has the tallest swimsuit bottom ever! You must have a really long crotchal area (yeah, I can't remember what that area is called right now)
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