Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Great Pick Up Lines For Getting Hot Chicks.


Look at these great pick up lines for picking up trim. Click here.

Which ones would work on you? Don't lie.

And did anyone ever hear a line or a great opener that you really thought was original?
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25 comments:

  1. padalabraJuly 29, 2009 at 2:23:00 PM EDT

    Haha way to throw it back to the 20th century w/ the Men in Black pic along with pick up lines from '97. I was always a fan of "You tired? Cos you've been running through my mind all day."

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  2. HeffJuly 29, 2009 at 2:36:00 PM EDT

    Well, I can tell ya up front, using the term "trim", ain't gonna get you anywhere.

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  3. amk195July 29, 2009 at 2:53:00 PM EDT

    my fav is "I know I'm not the hottest girl here, but, I'm the only one talking to YOU." HAHA

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  4. Swedish ChefJuly 29, 2009 at 3:10:00 PM EDT

    Seriously, why beat around the bush? (or landing strip)

    "Nice shoes, wanna fuck?"

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  5. HiggimonsterJuly 29, 2009 at 3:31:00 PM EDT

    I am gonna use these tonight! I'm getting laid!!! Woo-Hoo thanks Dr. Zibbs

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  6. sjJuly 29, 2009 at 4:33:00 PM EDT

    a guy that lived in the dorm room upstairs from me came down to visit the first night we moved in and asked "can i borrow your sarah mclachlan cd?"

    i'm a type, apparently.

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  7. Mr. CondescendingJuly 29, 2009 at 4:33:00 PM EDT

    "You're at the top of my list of things to do tonight."

    "Have you ever seen americas most wanted? Well here I am!"

    "You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my porsche"

    "Excuse me, I'm writing about the finer things in life and felt it necessary to interview you."

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  8. IzzyJuly 29, 2009 at 4:37:00 PM EDT

    Actually laughed at "If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous". Soo corny!

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  9. IrenelikewhoaJuly 29, 2009 at 4:42:00 PM EDT

    Best pick-up line:

    "I bet you $20 you'll turn me down."

    :-)

    was this post encouraged by my post about lack of skills men have on picking up the ladies?

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  10. ValerieJuly 29, 2009 at 4:43:00 PM EDT

    Pretty much anything that is super absurd I might listen to and not just slap the guy. I like the porsche one to by Mr. C.

    Also I like:
    you "fat penguin"
    object of your desire "what?"
    you "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice"

    One guy tried to pick me up with the milk line...then the say guy, another day, asked if I liked Duran Duran.

    I told him no, I like vagina.

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  11. SkylersDadJuly 29, 2009 at 5:37:00 PM EDT

    I always liked "You with all those curves and me with no brakes."

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  12. Dr ZibbsJuly 29, 2009 at 6:58:00 PM EDT

    Izzy - the McGorgeous line is perfectly cheesy isn't it?

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  13. Son of a ThomasJuly 29, 2009 at 8:24:00 PM EDT

    I never used a pick-up line in my life. Then, not on purpose, I use one on this girl. She is now my wife. I think I'll write a post about it.

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  14. Dr ZibbsJuly 29, 2009 at 8:42:00 PM EDT

    Son of A - me too. I would usually say something funny and that usually worked.

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  15. J.J. in L.A.July 29, 2009 at 8:42:00 PM EDT

    A guy once said, "Yeah, I'd do you." I replied, "The question is, would I do you?" and I walked away.

    But I liked "I love every bone in your body - especially mine." So what does that say about me? lol!

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  16. AnonymousJuly 29, 2009 at 9:34:00 PM EDT

    One guy actually said to me "I bet when you first looked you didn't know if I was a man or a horse."

    I told him "You're right. Until I stopped looking at your face". Suprisingly, he didn't buy me a drink :)

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  17. CreepyJuly 29, 2009 at 9:43:00 PM EDT

    I'm partial to "Let's play carnival. Sit on my face and I'll guess your weight."

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  18. dianeJuly 29, 2009 at 11:47:00 PM EDT

    My favorite one is "You must have men following you with mattresses tied to their backs".

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  19. BeckEyeJuly 30, 2009 at 12:15:00 AM EDT

    Trim?? What is this, 1994?

    And how come "It puts the lotion in the basket" isn't on that list? That one always makes me swoon.

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  20. Dr ZibbsJuly 30, 2009 at 8:10:00 AM EDT

    Beckeye - I actually never use the word trim. It just sounded nice and offensive so I used it.

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  21. Moooooog35July 30, 2009 at 10:17:00 AM EDT

    I met my wife with:

    "So..which one of you wants my phone number?"

    (she has low standards)

    I've also used:

    "I'm sorry...but if I don't ask you for your phone number, I will regret it for the rest of my life."

    I got the phone number.

    The only regret I felt was kicking her out when she asked to sleep over.

    Just kidding. Regret is for pussies.

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  22. JonJuly 30, 2009 at 12:04:00 PM EDT

    "Hey does this rag smell like ether to you?"

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  23. ChrisJuly 30, 2009 at 12:31:00 PM EDT

    Beckeye and Jon's are the best imho!

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  24. Blonde GoddessJuly 31, 2009 at 9:11:00 AM EDT

    How about this pick up line that I heard from a woman in a bar once..."Blonde Goddess, allow me to worship you. Let me begin by buying you a drink."
    Too bad I don't swing that way.
    It was the best pick up line I've ever heard...

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  25. DominicaAugust 1, 2009 at 2:40:00 AM EDT

    guy ; ever been to London ?
    girl ; why ?
    guy ; wanna see the real BIG Ben ?

    ...
    The McDo's line was sweet the others..well, in Italian or French it would sound better, no ?

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