Friday, July 24, 2009

Jesus Golfing? Oh Come On - He's Just Grinding. Look at that Expression.




Jesus: Now what you want to do Suzy is just swing the club like this....

Suzy: What's that thing pushing against me?

Jesus: Uh...that's a golf tool Suzy..it's called a...a divot. Yeah it's a divot.

Billy: A divot's not a golf tool Jesus. A divot is a ...

Jesus: Did I ask you to speak Billy? Do you want to go to hell? Be on your way. Now.. back to the grinding...I MEAN golfing lesson.

26 comments:

Jennifer and Sandi said...

Hahahhahahah that's funny as shit!


- Jennifer

Former Fat Chick said...

Wow! and I thought I was going to burn in HELL....

Andy - Instafather said...

Jesus- is that cross or are you happy to see me?

Dr Zibbs said...

Former Fat - if I'm in hell at least I'll be far away from that golfing Jesus.

Seriously, take another look at him.

Son of a Thomas said...

I always figured Jesus to be more of a soccer guy.

westchesterdead said...

I suppose Jesus-dude at least gets some points for NOT grinding the little boy, correct?

diane said...

Golfing, grinding. Either way it's creepy.

Mel O said...

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Terrible... brilliantly terrible...

Fancy Schmancy said...

Come, sit next to me on the express train, Zibbs. You are awesome.

Unknown said...

Jesus loves the little children.

Oh that's so wrong. You're a bad man! ;)

Pearl said...

So deliciously wrong. :-)

Dr Zibbs said...

Fancy - sure, I'll go on a train ride. Where are we going?

To a zoo? To a candy factory?

Hey, why's it starting to get so hot in here?

Valerie said...

she looks like she's enjoying it- besides, she said she was 18.

Some Guy said...

I agree with Valerie. Suzy seems to appreciate his "divine intervention".

The Peach Tart said...

Oh hell what's the big deal. Jesus likes to have a little fun too.

J.J. in L.A. said...

Best. Post. EVER! Hahahahahahaha!!!!!!!

words...words...words... said...

You should see the football one, some kid has the balls to try to tackle Jesus. I want that kid on my team.

Kez said...

That is one creepy ornament! EW!

blissfully caffeinated said...

I checked the Megan's Law website and there's Jesus, just two streets over. What a perv.

Dominica said...

HILARIOUS !!

Dr Zibbs said...

JJ - I think this is the only you've time you've given me a compliment. Thanks.

Girl Interrupted said...

I wonder what his handicap is?

Don't you just know Pru and her brother would LOVE that? You should buy it for her.

Dr Zibbs said...

Girl I - She would love it. And on that subject I now tell people, "Jesus hates you".

PhilB said...

At least he is grinding on the girl...I hear Jesus can be quite charming.

haha...hell here we come!!!

Dr Zibbs said...

Phil - he's a polite man.

shrink on the couch said...

Found in many a rectory curios cabinet.