Jesus Golfing? Oh Come On - He's Just Grinding. Look at that Expression.
Jesus: Now what you want to do Suzy is just swing the club like this....
Suzy: What's that thing pushing against me?
Jesus: Uh...that's a golf tool Suzy..it's called a...a divot. Yeah it's a divot.
Billy: A divot's not a golf tool Jesus. A divot is a ...
Jesus: Did I ask you to speak Billy? Do you want to go to hell? Be on your way. Now.. back to the grinding...I MEAN golfing lesson.
26 comments:
Hahahhahahah that's funny as shit!
- Jennifer
Wow! and I thought I was going to burn in HELL....
Jesus- is that cross or are you happy to see me?
Former Fat - if I'm in hell at least I'll be far away from that golfing Jesus.
Seriously, take another look at him.
I always figured Jesus to be more of a soccer guy.
I suppose Jesus-dude at least gets some points for NOT grinding the little boy, correct?
Golfing, grinding. Either way it's creepy.
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Terrible... brilliantly terrible...
Come, sit next to me on the express train, Zibbs. You are awesome.
Jesus loves the little children.
Oh that's so wrong. You're a bad man! ;)
So deliciously wrong. :-)
Fancy - sure, I'll go on a train ride. Where are we going?
To a zoo? To a candy factory?
Hey, why's it starting to get so hot in here?
she looks like she's enjoying it- besides, she said she was 18.
I agree with Valerie. Suzy seems to appreciate his "divine intervention".
Oh hell what's the big deal. Jesus likes to have a little fun too.
Best. Post. EVER! Hahahahahahaha!!!!!!!
You should see the football one, some kid has the balls to try to tackle Jesus. I want that kid on my team.
That is one creepy ornament! EW!
I checked the Megan's Law website and there's Jesus, just two streets over. What a perv.
HILARIOUS !!
JJ - I think this is the only you've time you've given me a compliment. Thanks.
I wonder what his handicap is?
Don't you just know Pru and her brother would LOVE that? You should buy it for her.
Girl I - She would love it. And on that subject I now tell people, "Jesus hates you".
At least he is grinding on the girl...I hear Jesus can be quite charming.
haha...hell here we come!!!
Phil - he's a polite man.
Found in many a rectory curios cabinet.
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