Friday, July 24, 2009

Jesus Golfing? Oh Come On - He's Just Grinding. Look at that Expression.




Jesus: Now what you want to do Suzy is just swing the club like this....

Suzy: What's that thing pushing against me?

Jesus: Uh...that's a golf tool Suzy..it's called a...a divot. Yeah it's a divot.

Billy: A divot's not a golf tool Jesus. A divot is a ...

Jesus: Did I ask you to speak Billy? Do you want to go to hell? Be on your way. Now.. back to the grinding...I MEAN golfing lesson.
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26 comments:

  1. Jennifer and SandiJuly 24, 2009 at 12:44:00 PM EDT

    Hahahhahahah that's funny as shit!


    - Jennifer

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  2. Former Fat ChickJuly 24, 2009 at 12:46:00 PM EDT

    Wow! and I thought I was going to burn in HELL....

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  3. Andy - Instafather July 24, 2009 at 12:52:00 PM EDT

    Jesus- is that cross or are you happy to see me?

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  4. Dr ZibbsJuly 24, 2009 at 1:20:00 PM EDT

    Former Fat - if I'm in hell at least I'll be far away from that golfing Jesus.

    Seriously, take another look at him.

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  5. Son of a ThomasJuly 24, 2009 at 2:25:00 PM EDT

    I always figured Jesus to be more of a soccer guy.

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  6. westchesterdeadJuly 24, 2009 at 2:31:00 PM EDT

    I suppose Jesus-dude at least gets some points for NOT grinding the little boy, correct?

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  7. dianeJuly 24, 2009 at 2:35:00 PM EDT

    Golfing, grinding. Either way it's creepy.

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  8. Mel OJuly 24, 2009 at 2:47:00 PM EDT

    LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Terrible... brilliantly terrible...

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  9. Fancy SchmancyJuly 24, 2009 at 2:53:00 PM EDT

    Come, sit next to me on the express train, Zibbs. You are awesome.

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  10. UnknownJuly 24, 2009 at 3:13:00 PM EDT

    Jesus loves the little children.

    Oh that's so wrong. You're a bad man! ;)

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  11. PearlJuly 24, 2009 at 3:17:00 PM EDT

    So deliciously wrong. :-)

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  12. Dr ZibbsJuly 24, 2009 at 3:27:00 PM EDT

    Fancy - sure, I'll go on a train ride. Where are we going?

    To a zoo? To a candy factory?

    Hey, why's it starting to get so hot in here?

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  13. ValerieJuly 24, 2009 at 4:10:00 PM EDT

    she looks like she's enjoying it- besides, she said she was 18.

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  14. Some GuyJuly 24, 2009 at 4:42:00 PM EDT

    I agree with Valerie. Suzy seems to appreciate his "divine intervention".

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  15. The Peach TartJuly 24, 2009 at 4:51:00 PM EDT

    Oh hell what's the big deal. Jesus likes to have a little fun too.

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  16. J.J. in L.A.July 24, 2009 at 6:25:00 PM EDT

    Best. Post. EVER! Hahahahahahaha!!!!!!!

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  17. words...words...words...July 24, 2009 at 7:02:00 PM EDT

    You should see the football one, some kid has the balls to try to tackle Jesus. I want that kid on my team.

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  18. KezJuly 24, 2009 at 9:30:00 PM EDT

    That is one creepy ornament! EW!

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  19. blissfully caffeinatedJuly 24, 2009 at 10:26:00 PM EDT

    I checked the Megan's Law website and there's Jesus, just two streets over. What a perv.

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  20. DominicaJuly 25, 2009 at 2:42:00 AM EDT

    HILARIOUS !!

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  21. Dr ZibbsJuly 25, 2009 at 8:03:00 AM EDT

    JJ - I think this is the only you've time you've given me a compliment. Thanks.

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  22. Girl InterruptedJuly 25, 2009 at 10:08:00 AM EDT

    I wonder what his handicap is?

    Don't you just know Pru and her brother would LOVE that? You should buy it for her.

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  23. Dr ZibbsJuly 25, 2009 at 10:29:00 AM EDT

    Girl I - She would love it. And on that subject I now tell people, "Jesus hates you".

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  24. PhilBJuly 25, 2009 at 11:22:00 AM EDT

    At least he is grinding on the girl...I hear Jesus can be quite charming.

    haha...hell here we come!!!

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  25. Dr ZibbsJuly 26, 2009 at 5:08:00 PM EDT

    Phil - he's a polite man.

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  26. shrink on the couchJuly 28, 2009 at 12:34:00 AM EDT

    Found in many a rectory curios cabinet.

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