Friday, July 17, 2009

YOU HAVE TO SEE THIS. Corey Feldman Singing and Dancing.

I remember seeing Corey Feldman doing his Michael Jackson style dancing years ago and it was very, very hard to watch.

I just watched this and actually turned a bit red because it's so embarrassing. You've go to watch this whole thing.

And look at the lady at 36 seconds in. Is she thinking, "Oh my God, what a Michael Jackson rip off." or "Oh my God, I can't believe how great he is."

Also, note the move at 1:44. What the fuck is this???? I'm cracking up just analyzing this crap. Jesus Christ!



And if you can't watch this at work, check it out when you get home.
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33 comments:

  1. Dr ZibbsJuly 17, 2009 at 1:09:00 PM EDT

    Is it possible for this to get better everytime you watch it?

    Yup!

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  2. JillJuly 17, 2009 at 1:17:00 PM EDT

    "I can't bear to see you look so scared"...perfect words for a shockingly awful performance.

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  3. Dr ZibbsJuly 17, 2009 at 2:26:00 PM EDT

    OK It's final...

    ..the moves from 16 - 26 seconds? I'm going to be rehearshing that all weekend.

    God is that a classic.

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  4. GwenJuly 17, 2009 at 2:29:00 PM EDT

    I hope I'm not stating the obvious here but Feldman spent a lot of time as a kid with MJ and they even went out dressed alike a lot. I'm not surprised at all by this video. Amused by its ridiculosity, but not surprised.

    Corey's always been an odd one but I felt better about him after he testified against MJ in 2005. Jam on.

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  5. rachaelgkingJuly 17, 2009 at 2:33:00 PM EDT

    I just had to retweet this... UNBELIEVABLE.

    I can't look away.

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  6. Megan CarrJuly 17, 2009 at 2:36:00 PM EDT

    I re-posted this today too! It's so frightening yet impossible to look away from. I love that lip-syncing successfully is really not a concern of Mr. Feldman's. It's all about those sweet sweet moves.

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  7. Bob DobalinaJuly 17, 2009 at 2:37:00 PM EDT

    Can't breathe.. so amazing.

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  8. sybil lawJuly 17, 2009 at 2:39:00 PM EDT

    I couldn't make it through the whole thing. Just. too. awful!

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  9. MichelleJuly 17, 2009 at 2:57:00 PM EDT

    OH MY GOD!

    I feel sick to my stomach!

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  10. SlydeJuly 17, 2009 at 3:03:00 PM EDT

    ah yes.. corey wanted SO bad to be his buddy MJ there in the late 80's/early 90s....

    he used to pull that schtick everywhere he went...

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  11. DebbieJuly 17, 2009 at 3:34:00 PM EDT

    I kinda love you for posting this. I've never seen it but I imagine it gets better and better. And yes, that "move" at 1:44 - that may be the best few seconds of anything.

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  12. dianeJuly 17, 2009 at 3:41:00 PM EDT

    Hahaha, the skipping thing at 1:44 is hilarious! And Megan Carr is so right, his lip syncing stinks.

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  13. Swedish ChefJuly 17, 2009 at 3:48:00 PM EDT

    That first part is from the most important self-help VHS of our time. "Mr. T's: Be Somebody, or Be Somebody's Fool". That movie got me through a lot of hard times. If you havn't seen it, you need to. I think you can still get the whole thing on Google Video. I had it on a beta tape copied from my neighbors VHS. Seriously, its amazing. (And Fergie is in it, and Bobby Brown)

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  14. lacochranJuly 17, 2009 at 4:08:00 PM EDT

    How old IS this footage? And, more importantly, is he chewing gum in the midst of lip synching? *snort*

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  15. KimberlyJuly 17, 2009 at 4:28:00 PM EDT

    Digging the hair...come on, the whole thing wasn't that bad.

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  16. GETkristiLOVEJuly 17, 2009 at 4:35:00 PM EDT

    I can't decide which is worse - the lip syncing or the rip-off moves or the rip-off military ensemble.

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  17. CoraJuly 17, 2009 at 4:58:00 PM EDT

    The boy's got moves. Stupid ones.

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  18. dianeJuly 17, 2009 at 7:37:00 PM EDT

    You know, it just occurred to me how much I hated him on that reality show he was on, and how he was "it's all about me". Even forcing his girlfriend to get married on the show. What a scmuck.

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  19. AnonymousJuly 17, 2009 at 8:38:00 PM EDT

    He was so tuned in to his MJ moves, that he was missing every cue for his lip syncing. Fantastically awful!

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  20. @elohJuly 17, 2009 at 10:16:00 PM EDT

    It's a wonder someone from the 1st Cav. didn't rip that patch off his shoulder and crap it up his ass.

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  21. DominicaJuly 18, 2009 at 7:31:00 AM EDT

    And I thought we had some "bad ass lip-syncing/steal those moves from a real popstar" kind of groups in Europe ...!!
    Milli Vanilli was such a group ; after it came out they weren't the original singers and they lip-synched everything, 1 of the guys killed himself ; for real !
    The hair made me think again of that other terrible German invention : Modern Talking !
    Glossy lips ALL the way ...
    Dr Zibbs, you just inspired me ; gonna do a post on those 2
    ...

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  22. Dr ZibbsJuly 18, 2009 at 9:36:00 AM EDT

    Kimmie - I know. I love how you can tell he's think about his dancing the entire time.

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  23. Fancy SchmancyJuly 18, 2009 at 10:25:00 AM EDT

    I couldn't watch the whole thing, that was just sad :(

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  24. Prunella JonesJuly 18, 2009 at 2:02:00 PM EDT

    Oh Corey! You so crazee.

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  25. Dr ZibbsJuly 18, 2009 at 2:58:00 PM EDT

    Fancy - you will go back and watch it!

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  26. Frank IrwinJuly 19, 2009 at 2:48:00 PM EDT

    This was at the Improv. Maybe it was supposed to be one of those weird comedy routines, like Andy Kauffman was known for?

    Nah...

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  27. Some GuyJuly 19, 2009 at 7:28:00 PM EDT

    Those moves were so freaking FRESH! And that voice? The angels must be jealous as hell. I wish YouTube had an option that allowed you to play videos on a non-stop loop. I've watched it 12 times and just can't get enough. Corey forever!

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  28. BlancheJuly 19, 2009 at 9:36:00 PM EDT

    You thing thats bad, check out this vid!!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cylUp7cRU7s

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  29. Dr ZibbsJuly 20, 2009 at 11:42:00 AM EDT

    Blanche - I saw that one the other day too. Terrible.

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  30. shrink on the couchJuly 20, 2009 at 1:35:00 PM EDT

    Where we all breathe a collective sigh of relief that we weren't child film stars and therefore, didn't have a forum for our adolescent narcissism.

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  31. ChrisJuly 21, 2009 at 7:04:00 PM EDT

    Damn you. Damn you to hell.

    I could have gone all my life without looking at this.

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  32. AnonymousJuly 23, 2009 at 3:08:00 PM EDT

    Did you see the people in the audience eating through that? It was enough to make me become anorexic.

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  33. CreepyJuly 27, 2009 at 11:33:00 PM EDT

    Truly awful. His butchering of "Imagine" would be worse if it had video, but is still tragic:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pewC2cFc1m4

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